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The Umbrella Academy by Danger Days lyrics: Number Five: Bulletproof Heart Klaus Hargreeves: Summertime Allison Hargreeves: S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W Diego Hargreeves: Save Yourself, I’ll Hold Them Back Luther Hargreeves: DESTROYA Ben Hargreeves: The Only Hope for Me Is You Vanya Hargreeves: The Kids from Yesterday

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“What if raccoons figured out the secret to starting fires?” is the scariest hypothetical question my dad has ever posed

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I’ve done unimaginable things just to get back here and save you all.       …I’m staring to wonder if that was the wisest decision.

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we really gonna forget that luther got laid bc the girl he got with was a furry and thought he was a furry too

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it’s a mystery whether kobra kid is really good at using sarcasm with a straight face or just genuinely dumb as hell

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we really need to stop telling all these cringey weirdos online to go outside because that’s how you end up with killing stalking cosplayers filming their tiktok rps in the grocery store parking lot

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MCR - Vampires Will Never Hurt You, 2003 NJ

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Some of you have never taken the ‘Am I Gay’ quiz at 13, deliberately chosen the obviously straight answers, and gone to bed content in your clearly authentic, airtight heterosexuality and it shows

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it’s not a fashion statement, it’s a deathwish - my chemical romance

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why was there moaning in destroya? what was the context? why did gerard way moan in a microphone while recording it? guess we’ll never fucking know

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The amount of Nintendo based stuff in Danger Days is really under-appreciated

The “Ray Gun” is just a modified NES Zapper

The “Power Glove” is literally a painted NES Power Glove

And the “Vend-A-Hack” is just a heavily modified original model GBA

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disenchanted // my chemical romance

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“Society has such a negative stigma surrounding pedophilia :(“

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Finally done setting up my Christmas tree!! Happy Holidays everyone! 🎁🎄

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Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?

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