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You’re allowed to scream, you’re allowed to cry, but do not give up.

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「jeremy」:

As the Situation was handed to him, the realization of what Pg had been saying dawned on him. They were trading shifts. And that put Pg in danger. Because of him.

“No. No you are not. “

He snapped instantly, locking his eyes onto the other. No way would he allow it. Not in a million years. Giving his life to him..? It made him upset, but he swallowed the rising anxiety that was sure to play on his face. 

“Dont do it. We are going to talk to boss right now. I knew exactly what I came into and Im keeping it. This isnt your thing to do”

    [P.G. couldn’t quite say that he hadn’t been anticipating that sort of reaction from Jeremy;                   yet another reason he’d been so reluctant to share that he’d switched shifts with the brunet. If there was one thing that he didn’t want, it was Jeremy switching back just to protect him -- the entire reason that P.G. had found the courage to take on the responsibility of the night shift was to protect his dear friend.                                    He may not have believed that the animatronics were truly malevolent, nor as active in the night as he noted in his calls, but it didn’t take belief to notice that the animatronics were beginning to grow more and more aggressive. He couldn’t let Jeremy take the night shift anymore, even if it meant he had to endure it himself.                                                         He’d rather sacrifice himself than let Jeremy die.]

           [Despite his anxiety about the situation, about the possibility that Jeremy might switch shifts with him once more, he maintained that feeble, trembling smile. He had to keep at least that much -- at the very least, he had to let Jeremy see that he wanted to do this for him. There was no way that, after working so hard at negotiating with the boss, P.G. would let Jeremy just take back his usual shift. He couldn’t let Jeremy die -- he couldn’t lose the only friend he had.                                Even if it meant his own demise.]

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                           Jeremy...really, i-it’s sweet that you care, but...I mean...                                             [P.G. took a deep breath, preparing to defend himself and his decision.]                                                      Listen -- just hear me out, o-okay?

                                             You’re important. Much more than I am -- and...well...the animatronics have been really aggressive lately, even during the morning, a-and...I’m...worried, alright? If they’re aggressive during the day, th-then I can only imagine what they must be like during the night. I-I...don’t want you getting hurt, even if it means that I’ll have to take on your shift myself.                                                     B-Besides, I already know all about the job! I-I’ve told you about what to expect and actually do in my calls, s-so why wouldn’t I be able to handle a shift myself? I’ll -- I’ll be fine! Just so long as you’re okay, it’s worth it.                                                          Please, let’s...not take this to the boss.

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「jeremy」:

Without him? But, hes always been there. Why would boss do that? a frown pulled on his lips, confusion setting in. Why was he just being told this, and why did PG seem so tense about it? Surely the Day shift was quite a lot safer than the Night shift, Right?

“Y-your important to me too. But, Im confused. I would do the same back- But what does the day shift have anything to do with that? “ Voicing his confusion, he couldnt help but feel a prick of worry.

   [That “smile” on P.G.’s features faded ever so slightly as Jeremy grew perplexed;                             not that he didn’t understand -- he’d been much more cryptic than he normally would be, as a sort of defense mechanism -- but, rather, it was that he hadn’t quite wanted to explain. He’d been sort of hoping for Jeremy to figure out that he’d been planning to take the night shift -- it was getting late in the week, and P.G. could notice that the night shift had taken its toll on the brunet, not to mention that the animatronics had grown notably more...passively aggressive during the day.                                                  Out of sheer paranoia, P.G. had convinced the boss to permit him to take the night shift -- he didn’t want to risk anything happening to Jeremy, and he’d be much safer on day shift. The opposite could be said for P.G. on his new night shift -- precisely why he didn’t quite want to elaborate.]

          [In an attempt to downplay the situation, P.G. offered Jeremy yet another smile, uncertain as to how he would explain everything without inadvertently upsetting his closest coworker.]

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                           W-Well...the boss agreed to let you take the day shift in exchange for someone else to take the night shift. N-Nobody’s applied for the position yet, a-and...so...                                                  Like I said, I-I...I’d give my life for you.

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「garnet」:

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☾̹̹͊Ω̹̹̍☽̹̹͑—̹͕̹-̹̹̹͍̹͂͜I can hear the quickly beating heart of a horrified man. Poor fool… he doesn’t know what’s coming to him. He can flash the flashlight all he wants… I won’t rest until i RRRRIP his heart out of his chest and CRUSH it in between my jaws. I can almost taste the hot, sticky blood running through my sharp metal teeth.

☾̹̹͊Ω̹̹̍☽̹̹͑—̹͕̹-̹̹̹͍̹͂͜Without any warning, I let out an inhuman, demonic screech and lunged at the man.

   [Another busy night --              but, with so many animatronics, and so many things to keep track of, how could any night at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza not be extremely busy? Contrary to how his calls had stated, the older models were overwhelmingly active. He’d put on his mask and flicker his flashlight into the hallway in a repetitive pattern, scarcely having enough time to wind the music box -- which eventually led to the poor man suffering an overwhelming bout of anxiety.                         Heart pounding, heavy breathing, rapid breaths that prevented him from maintaining his focus -- his eventual demise tonight might just be inevitable.]

          [Wiping a bit of sweat from his brow, and attempting to calm himself down in an effort to actually survive tonight, he’d left himself open to an attack from a certain animatronic lingering in the hallway. A fraction of a second passed --                   Followed by animatronic screeching, which was in turn followed by a shrill, terrified cry of his own, which brought about an ear-deafening combination of shrieks that reverberated through the hall and vents.]

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                           NO -- !

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「jeremy」:

He would…? 

That wasnt really expected, and it startled Jeremy slightly. He shouldnt say that stuff, why would he wish to do that? Unnerved with the sudden statement, he turned a quite concerned stare on the dark haired man.

“Why do you say that? “

   [P.G. flashed the brunet a tiny grin, despite his grim words; however, it wasn’t one of his normal smiles, radiating with positivity and brightness -- rather, it was a reflection of his inner turmoil. It revealed just how anxious he was revealing such a deep “secret,” which likely made the both of them feel a bit more disconcerted.]

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                           N-No reason. Just -- just something I felt you should know.                                              [He averted his gaze for a brief moment -- he couldn’t bear the guilt of deceit, but it was better than revealing the real reason for his words;               he really did care for Jeremy. That was the reason behind what he followed up with -- ]

                                                      You’re important to me -- so, just don’t...don’t get too upset, okay? I...I chatted with the boss today. You’re officially on day shift.                                                                 ...Without me.

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Reblog if your muse loves physical affection like cuddles, massages, head scratches and handholding

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phone guy x phone bruh

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The ship is my: LOUD SCREAMING

I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other |

I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together |

Children: No | Yes | They’d think about it

General Opinion: TBH I JUST. phone dude/bro sounds like hes a friggin high school dropout tbh and pg just tryin to “FIX HIM UP” bc you should “never give up on ur educational career” and stuff anD HIM BEING A BIT OF A TUTOR OR SOMETHING AT FIRST AND IT DEVELOPS FROM THERE. ALTERNATIVELY, PHONE GUY WOULD SOMEHOW EXIST 30 YEARS FROM HIS CURRENT TIME AND PHONE DUDE IS JUST “WHOOOOA UR THE DUDE FROM THOSE PREHISTORIC TAPES BRUH” AND PG IS JUST “WHAT?????”NOT TO MENTION THAT PG DEFINITELY DISAPPROVES OF THE USAGE OF THE ANIMATRONICS IN A HORROR ATTRACTION S O JUST 

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{ begs for ship asks because it’s finally my chance to flaunt some of my really weird but ADORABLE ships for pg -- }

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MEET THE MUN

Name: Kailan (prefers Benny) Birthday: October 22 Ethnicity: American Gender: Non-binary Preferred pronouns: they/them (he/him works too) Sexual orientation: Asexual DemiPanRomantic Occupation: High School Student, Theater Kid Hidden talent: N/A ( I’m an untalented phone ) Relationship status: Single Eye Color(s): Brown Hair Color(s): Dark Brown Height: 5′4″ Weight: 160 lbs Scars: 22 ( self-inflicted, I counted them up one time ) Mental illnesses: Bipolar Disorder, Anxiety, Depression Physical illnesses: Insomnia Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff

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200 starters you can use

just a bunch of random starters from various sources (my spotify playlists, books, random commentary, tv shows and such). more under the cut!

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Send me "Thoughts on" + a Character name and my muse will give their opinions of that character.

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SEND ME A SHIP AND I'LL DO THIS THING

The ship is my:

I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other |

I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together |

Children: No | Yes | They’d think about it

General Opinion:

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「clyde」:

G R E A T. Just great. He scrunched up his nose, eyebrows furrowing as he gave a huff to express his annoyance, 

❝Ugh, being transferred to the night shift? Sounds wonderful.❞ He honestly had no problem being moved to the night shift; no— okay, maybe a little, but it was the animatronics. Those goddamned little beasts tied to those dumb robots could have an easier time getting at him now.

   [P.G. could comprehend Clyde’s sarcastic and irritated response ( at least, thought he could -- little did he know of the employee’s true, insidious nature, nor of his heinous misdeeds ); after all, who would want to take the night shift, especially considering his calls explicitly describing how the animatronics “came to life” in the night.             Of course, P.G. believed in the contrary, that the animatronics were simply programmed without a proper night mode and whatnot. Of course they wouldn’t wander around too much -- they were just lonesome, and the winding of the music box could fix that!                                                                  He was truly naive.]

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                           W-Well...just, er, try to think of the positives!                                            [At least, whatever possible positives there were.]                                                   I-I mean, I’m assuming they chose you because the new guy quit so suddenly, s-so...it’s just until we can get a replacement! I-I’m sure you’ll be back on day shift soon!                                                         [Though P.G. wasn’t necessarily lying, he still felt the slightest bit guilty for trying to keep Clyde positive with “truths” that he wasn’t entirely confident in. Whoops.]

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Best Spongebob episodes

ripped pants

when spongebob has to sleep over under patricks rock and patrick beats spongebob like 50 times in his sleep

krusty krab pizza song/WE USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES

plankton turns spongebob into a robot and then he rebels

FIRMLY GRASP IT

i’m in the kitchen…at night/nosferatu 

"3 cheers for squidward! hip hip! boo.. hip hip! boo.. hip hip.. BOO YOU STINK"

Krusty Krab training video

The one where Sandy is into extreme sports and spongebob can’t keep up

WHEN THEY THINK THEY KILLED THE HEATH INSPECTOR HOLY SHIT

Sandy hibernates

Spongebob and patrick try to raise a baby clam 

spongebob and patrik paint the invisible boat mobile BLACK

onion breath/i’M UGLY..AND I’M PROUD

when spongebob and patrick pretend to be squiward when he’s trying to sell his house

When spongebob gets sick and patrick tries to cure him

WHAT I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL IS…..

CHOOOCCOLLATTEEEEE

Spongebob B.C.

When they are afraid to go on land but then they go on land and it turns into live action and spongebob is a kitchen sponge

SEA BEAR/CAMPFIRE SONG SONG

Magic Conch Shell

SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon

FUUUUUTUUREEEE

talent show with squidwards interpretive dance

the dream episode where spongebob is squidwards clarinet andhe goes LAAALAAAALALLALALALA ALAAALAAAAA

Kevin and the queen jellyfish

Fine dining and breathing

Flying Dutchman leedle leddle leedle lee