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do NOT mention judas iscariot near me i WILL burst into tears.

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Jesus Christ Superstar, also known as Judas standing in places judging you

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The fact that Jesus Christ Super Star is not one of tumblr’s darling musicals is devastating to me cause I love that musical, Especially the movie. It has nuclear levels of gay subtext, the most aggressively 70s esthetic ever, some of the most needlessly difficult and challenging vocals in all of musical theatre, and its camp as hell.

Judas hangs himself and the next scene he’s in after he’s dead he descends from the sky holding onto a massive cross that’s attached to a huge crane and he’s dressed like THIS, and the background dancers are dressed like THAT.

How do people not constantly talk about this musical it’s insane and amazing.

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hehe

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He's having a very good Friday and absolutely nothing bad will ever happen to him.

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first of all if every tongue were still the noise would still continue, the rocks and stones themselves would start to sing. so jot that down

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it's palm sunday today quick play hosanna on blast and on repeat

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I just saw an advertisement for “spring black Friday” and uh. I need to know what that is. What is the significant Friday in spring. Is it Good Friday. Are there going to be amazing doorbusters on the day of the crucifixion. Are we commemorating the death of Jesus with the hottest deals in town

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me when i have to break up with my 12 weed smoking fishermen boyfriends

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if these guys were not intended to be gay then why does judas sing a part of i don't know how to love him in judas' death. explain yourself sir andrew lloyd webber.

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They call it MENstration because lots of epic men do it

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i depend on you

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me: aw man i forgot the numbers that come before 40 can someone help me

the well instructed pilate:

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Thought too much about how I don’t know how to love him is reprised in judas‘ death and now I need to chew glass

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Everything reminds me of her

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That “i hate that song “santa claus is coming to town.” do not come to my town.” tiktok sound but it’s annas and caiaphas talking about jesus entering jerusalem