people that dress modern stede like aziraphale enrage me like girl- this man is up with the trends, he'd wear an outrageous amount of color and patterns and frills that shouldn't work together but he'd make it work. modern stede bonnet has no less than a dozen pairs of sunglasses for various occasions and every possible variation of blazer you can imagine
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who gave porsche the job of bodyguard. his only job is. bothering people
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The Corinthian is the perfect example of a villain that doesn’t have a tragic backstory and doesn’t need (and wouldn’t fit) a redemption arc because he’s just some fucked up little guy doing fucked up little guy things
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River: Presents or new song?
Lucas: Both?
River: Is my present there?
Lucas: No, because you are a sneaky mage. -bats River away with the fluffy end of the pen.- So no, the ideas for your’s I keep somewhere else.
River: Sneaky dragon. -chuckles.- So, want some help with the gift ideas?
Lucas: Sure.
About an hour later, most names have some gift idea’s around them. Munchie just watching them carefully.
Lucas: Yes, there will be one for you too.
Munchie: Meow.
River: I think you’ll like it.-he looks at Lucas.- So.. do I get to hear this song?
Lucas: Soon.
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always happy to be a model
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She has ARRIVED!!!!!!
As such, did a thing
The girlie herself, Sera (@idolomantises ' character) receiving what I've dubbed "biblically accurate shades" from my Shredder Seraphim (by the way she has a name now, it's Finn).
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TJ Klune really has a way of making me fall in love with everything he writes. Was I surprised by anything that happened in The Bones Beneath My Skin? No. Did I read it in two days, loving every second of it? Hell yes.
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Dc x Dp Prompt #6
“I’m a twin”, Damian said one night. He could feel the narrowed eyes of his family drilling holes on his back in disbelief. Not that he could blame them. Damian had never so much as implied being raised with a companion, much less a sibling.
“I had a brother”. Damian paused to recollect himself. He had not said his brother’s name out loud in over 8 years.
“His name was… Danyal”. Damian hated the way his voice wavered, but he could not help it. Danyal was everything to him, his other half. Their heart beat as one and when one heart stopped beating, the other one died with it. At least until his family put his heart on metaphorical life support without ever realizing.
“Where is he now?” His father asked, voice filled with knowing grief and a hint of betrayal. It had in fact been 6 years since Damian first showed up on his doorstep.
“Up there”. All eyes shifted towards the specific star he was pointing to. “Right before he died, he promised me he’d guide me from the stars. Unfortunately, the stars are not visible in Gotham, so my brother is unable to be of much help unless I leave the city.”
“Your brother is Polaris, the North Star?” Tim questioned warily, most likely in attempts to not offend him. Damian was aware of how stupid it sounded, but Danyal had promised, and his brother never broke his promises.
“Yes. Danyal is with the stars now, just as he always wanted”
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Danny, the 'twig' Bouncer
The job was just a temporary solution. It was a means to an end. To help him handle his obsession until things were better. Until it was safe to be out again. Until he could roam around freely without fear. Until he no longer needed to lay low or be on the run. Until he could return to being Phantom.
This job helped keep his obsession somewhat sedated. Sure, it was a shady bar, but it beat working out in the open in some other way or becoming a non-ghost vigilante and risking his human persona too.
Besides people tented to underestimate him because he was a 'twig' in their eyes. The bar owner nearly didn't hire him until he easily flipped a human truck over his shoulder and threw the guy out the back door on his interview day.
But again this was just meant to be temporary. He got to fight the trouble makers and protect customers from the rowdy crowd.
At some point, the people even started cheering whenever Danny was on the clock, his coworkers even leaving the heavy hitters to him. It was kind of fun always seeing the sound looks of the big guys that didn't think Danny could throw them out the door with one hand. The owner had said something about getting more customers ever since Danny started working for him.
Danny even recognized regulars now. Tho there was this one guy with a red helmet that gave him a weird feeling. But the guy wasn't making trouble so Danny left him alone.
Besides the Bar Owner always pet his shoulder after he threw someone out. That meant he did a good job right?
Though Danny did wonder how long this temporary job would last.
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Yea his Fenton luck struck again. Danny didn't know faces. The bar was a shady place but neutral zone according to the owner but there was the golden rule of not messing with Joker. Danny had agreed even tho he didn't know who that guy was.
Soo the day came a clown made trouble in the bar and no one else appeared to want to do something. So what did Danny do? His job. He punched the guy, knocked him out and threw him right out the door a little too hard into a brick wall. He might have broken a couple of that clown guys bones. Hello trauma, Freakshow greets you.
The bar was dead silent right after, everyone staring at him like he had just signed a death sentence. The owner had then pushed him out the door and muttered something about sending Danny on vacation and to return in a month if he was still alive by then.
Did that mean he was fired or got a weird kind of promotion?
Why was that guy in a furry suit staring him down now?
Also why was the red helmet regular suddenly trying to hire him for his gang?
Really Danny just wanted a simple job that sedated his obsession, this was not what he expected to happen for a job well done.
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