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But we are only shown Houston!! Because there are some white people. Media’s so fake i can’t… 

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Hello Tumblr, I’m still alive thanks

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Eurovision 2017 – Portugal Salvador Sobral - Amar Pelos Dois

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Never forget the true Eurovision winner:

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Eurovision Song Contest 2017

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eurovision viewers: this is so rigged, countries just voting for their neighbours ugh what is this shit, so unfair

eurovision viewers: what the fUCK BRUH WE ARE YOUR KIN, YOUR NEXT DOOR BUDDIES, BROTHERS IN ARMS, THE 1 TO YOUR 2, AND YOU DON'T GIVE US THE 12 POINTS LIKE HOW DARE YOU THIS IS PRACTICALLY A WAR DECLARATION RN

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May we have your twelve points?

the one sentence that gets more aggressive as the time goes on (via youcancallmekathyp)

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fuck it if they give 12 points to greece

— finnish commentator 2 sec before cyprus gave 12 points to greece (via hztaos)

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eurovision

why non-european countries think we're here for: 70% songs, 30% glitter

why we're actually here for: 50% memes, 30% glitter, 20% trashing your neighbors when they don't give you 12 points

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when you come back from hiatus for eurovision like

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*Romania comes up* 

me: lol wtf are they srsly yodeling

*20 seconds later*

me:YODALEEEYEE YODALELYALOOOO

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They’re three sisters - two twins and the other one. See if you can guess which ones are the twins!

Graham Norton on the Netherlands entry (via imafangirlidontdocalm)

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Blogs from European people getting turned into eurovision blogs like:

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I actually have so much love for dogs

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#AHCA