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[phuckherman]

You better.

I love you, too.

[phuckherman]

I love you.

It definitely wouldn’t be a good thing.

[phuckherman]

It'd kinda suck if I didn't.

It’s a good thing that you like it.

[phuckherman]

Uh.. thanks.

Please, honey, the only one that wants your soul is God up above, I could do without. Plus everyone already knows Satan has a hold on to it. I know reading is a problem for you, so I promise to make the petition look nice and simple. Maybe even include something shiny to entertain you. I sent the same copies to Ryder.

[phuckherman]

I know I don't.

You’re used to it, and clearly don’t mind it.

[phuckherman]

It's all those stuck up dudes and chicks that she's around all day.

Didn’t know Yale added hate juice into their food.

[phuckherman]

Knowing you that's something that's in the paper I'm gonna be signing.

Keep in mind that I’m asking you to sign your name, not sell your soul. Awesome. You won’t regret it.

[phuckherman]

We both know how you are though, babe.

I have no reason to.

[phuckherman]

Glad you're not denying it.

I know we do.

[phuckherman]

We both know you know how strong I am.

Alright. I’m glad that you did.

[phuckherman]

Whatever, fine. Just send it to me and I'll see what I can do for you.

Exactly. You know moi and as far as I’m concerned I’m the second best female blonde in your life so you’re pretty much obligated. Not only that, but you kind of owe me a ton of favors and I hate to get all Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants with you, but we’re acquaintances.. and some may even say you’re smart enough to consider me a friend (vice versa is still in question, but you get the gist). I will be mailing you the petition and I hope that you, with the little ounce of brain cells you have left, decide to sign it.

[phuckherman]

I knew you were, babe.

It doesn’t matter, I was just joking around.

[phuckherman]

She does it to chicks too.

Maybe she has more man hating juice in her than I’ve thought. 

[phuckherman]

How?

You got kind of defensive over it.

[phuckherman]

I was just saying that I don't gotta prove anything. Dunno how that's sensitive.

Are you sure you don’t know?

[phuckherman]

Uh, why would I sign it? I don't even know the chick.

Right. Sure. Anyway I’m starting a petition to ban this girl named Bree from McKinley, and I’ll need your signature. I plan on making copies and sending it to everyone in the Government biz. Including Obama.

[phuckherman]

How am I being sensitive?

You’re way too sensitive about things.