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Have a question for the universe? Wanna know how your pride month will go? We don't have psychic Phil, but we do have the RANDOM DNP TAROT CARD generator!!

🔮 ask the pharot deck 🔮

thank you to @dnptarot for the card pdfs/credit list, all the artists who contributed, and @feelingofcontent for their random video generator inspiration (x) + assistance

And don't forget to donate to Phandom Gives' charity drive supporting Stonewall for Dan's 34th birthday if you enjoyed this!

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20-05-2025

Phupload tonight?

🎱 Magic 8 ball: /

🎴Tarot: Not likely

Translated in Phannie terms: “Apparently bad things will happen to anti-phan truthers, not sure why the cards are telling me this rn? Maybe they'll be proven wrong (again) soon. You're trying to figure out when YouTIT will drop and you want it on a day you're not busy but isn't that a bit selfish? We're entering a period of frequent creative upload, relax and enjoy. There will be delay in the next phupload. Keep maniphesting and you'll receive what you want."

👶🏼Psychic Baby: /

I'm beginning to wonder if this baby is actually psychic... Asking again tomorrow.

↪️💎Pendulum: /

Pendulum used: peach and mango teabag over fork (no) and knife (yes)

Results: Side swing - Not sure

🔮 Overall prediction: Not looking good

Accuracy so far: 4/5 - 80%

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19-05-2025

🔮 Overall prediction was : Highly Possible

✅ Results were: Phupload!

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19-05-2025

Phupload tonight?

🎱 Magic 8 ball: Yes

🎴Tarot: Strong possibility

Translated in Phannie terms: "The phupload is coming to you, your fathers got you! You know you deserve a phupload and you will maniphest it into reality. You are scared of the rebrand because you're enjoying this era and do not want a shift in the content but do not fret, keep relaxing waiting for it and You Will Get Through This Rebrand. You've been keeping your New Era worries to yourself, do not be afraid to share them with your oomfs. You have very strong Phrediction Powers today, use them to maniphest a phupload for tonight for it is coming today but at an unusual time."

👶🏼Psychic Baby: /

At Psychic Camp (Daycare), ask again tomorrow.

↪️💎Pendulum: Maybe

Pendulum used: my mouse and a roll of tape

Results: Side swing - Maybe

🔮 Overall prediction: Highly Possible

Accuracy so far: 3/4 - 75%

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18-05-2025

Phupload tonight?

🎱 Magic 8 ball: No

🎴Tarot: No

Translated in Phannie terms: "You're pretty satisfied with the photo dump and the tweet announcing a new video. You don't want to be on your own waiting for the next phupload but you're going to make it! Don't rush wishing for an early phupload, recognise previous patterns and don't be a clown! The rebrand will soon enter your life, be sure to make space for it."

👶🏼Psychic Baby: /

Taking a nap, ask again tomorrow.

↪️💎Pendulum: Yes

Pendulum used: Swinging a rose quartz pendant over my Kobo ereader used to read phanfic.

Results: Up-Down swing - YES

🔮 Overall prediction: Probably Not

Accuracy so far: 2/3 - 66,67%

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✨🔹.🔹.🔹...Manifesting...🔹.🔹.🔹✨

i had a relevation

acording to my visions, on the 27th of October, something big vill happen in the phan verse

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✨You do not ask the arcane a question you already know the answer to✨

🔮 No predictions on Saturday.

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If they make this a jellyfish piss story I swear to god..

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16-05-2025

🔮 Overall prediction was : Not likely

✅ Results were : No phupload

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16-05-2025

Phupload tonight?

🎱Magic 8 Ball : No

🎴Tarot : Possibly

Explained in phannie terms : "You are waaay too invested in dan and phil lately, so... what's wrong? You feel like you deserve a phupload after all you endured, it is coming now or soon. You're scared of another hiatus, just go with the phlow. You will get what you deserve (content). It's been hard living with no phupload for over a week... A new creative project is on the way!"

👶🏼Psychic Baby : /

The Baby looked at both cards then turned away. It does not want to be burdened with the weight of prediction today.

🔮Overall prediction : Not likely

Accuracy so far : 1/2 - 50%

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What is this blog?

Everyday I ask the Arcane if there will be a phupload tonight. I also maniphest phupload when in dire need of one.

🎱Magic 8 Ball

A magic ball with 20 different answers.

Correct : 3 Wrong : 0 Accuracy : 3/3 - 100%

🎴Tarot

A full 6 cards spread from the Major Arcana summarised.

Correct : 4 Wrong : 1 Accuracy : 4/5 - 80%

👶Psychic Baby

Asking my baby to choose between a card that says 'Yes' and a card that says 'No'

Correct : 0 Wrong : 0 Accuracy : /

↪️💎 Pendulum

Swinging various objects over a yes/no chart.

Correct : 1 Wrong : 1 Accuracy : 1/2 - 50%