phycobilins-organization

[phycobilins-organization]

So… what now?

//I'm going to be very honest. Now? I don't have any plans. I kind of... had my fun already, it ran its course, and now I want the blog to stick around as an archive of sorts. I peaked in terms of comedy with the feral eleven year old fistfighting some sephiroth ass abomination and then adopting the fucked up doggie and naming it Squiggly. They will be adventuring and frolicking together until the end of days.

[phycobilins-organization]

Hey, kid, how are you and squiggly doing?

We're doing great! Squiggly doesn't wanna battle so we went stomping around in the creek together and Intern watched me from the sidelines. I dunno if I wanna battle right now cause it's a really good creek. Isn't it just nice to go exploring with friends?

[phycobilins-organization]

were the soft tacos good?

I dunno. Squiggly just kind of absorbed them.

….oh shit I just saw the terms of service say you have to be at least a teenager to be in here. Are the cops gonna come back and arrest me?

[phycobilins-organization]

oh good for you! Is Squiggly doing better now? (Squiggly is the Zygarde right?)

I think so? It looks kinda like a weird bolthund. But they're my friend now! We're gonna have soft tacos together :)

[phycobilins-organization]

so what’s the plan now that you’ve been thoroughly demolished by a child?

Hi! I'm the child in question! They all went to jail. Except for Intern, who's huddled up in a blanket and keeps looking at me like I'm gonna bite. Which is silly!

I guess my plan is to just keep going on my adventures. And bring my new friend Squiggly along!

[phycobilins-organization]

hiiiiii so first of all. im eleven! and second of all this is the funniest possible post to find after me and my team infiltrated the base and freed zygarde and i kicked everyone's butt. i love saying infiltrated by the way its a super fun word. except we didn't really sneak? i have a tyranitar and a dragonite so we're not super sneaky. we mainly used a loooot of hyper beam.

hm. aaaanyways i kinda stole this blog off an intern. whose shirt just says intern. im gonna see if i can scavenge the vending machine for snacks! its been fun, seeya!

Are you haunted by regret?

Do you feel as though you’ve made too many mistakes to continue down this path?

Do you feel as though returning to childhood would fix you?

We at the Regres Organization can help. 

Here we go again apparently. You'd think that organizations without... the world's best interest in mind, to put it way too lightly, would stop messaging me by now.

Also, no. I'm good actually. Returning to childhood would probably make me significantly worse.

[phycobilins-organization]

....its quiet

i think m gonna pass out

im feeli

I feel like I should be eating popcorn.

@suddenlyauntiemaya

You do not need pepcoen you need a fuckihn blas shield this kid is insane

whyy did i take this interbship

[phycobilins-organization]

Pro tip: next time, don’t take an internship with an evil team.

THEY REACHED OUT TO ME ON INDEED AND SAID THEY WERE A TECH STARTUP

[phycobilins-organization]

LATIN??? WHO TF IS SINGING AT A TIME LIKE THIS

i think i hauve concussion

[phycobilins-organization]

legs wont move

maybe if i give her candy then i can survive this

I feel like I should be eating popcorn.

@suddenlyauntiemaya

You do not need pepcoen you need a fuckihn blas shield this kid is insane

whyy did i take this interbship

[phycobilins-organization]

im not fuckign fighting this dipshit. my boss is. i don't even battle! im just hiding and hoping i

oh gods why did she change color and get faster attack patterns. ohhhh gods fuck fuck fuck. i think this ten year old is legitimately feral and carries diseases.

I feel like I should be eating popcorn.

@suddenlyauntiemaya

You do not need pepcoen you need a fuckihn blas shield this kid is insane

whyy did i take this interbship

[phycobilins-organization]

Skill issue.

LOOK I JUST REALLY FUCKIJ G WANTED SOEMTHING TO LOOK NICE ON MH RESUME

oh. oh gods she's got all five cores. i think there's a choir singing in latin somewhere. am i concussed? there's not much building left, just rubble to hide behind.

[phycobilins-organization]

Yea why DID you take this internship????

....internship economy is in shambles

[phycobilins-organization]

I feel like I should be eating popcorn.

@suddenlyauntiemaya

You do not need pepcoen you need a fuckihn blas shield this kid is insane

whyy did i take this interbship

[phycobilins-organization]

sometimes ten year olds are just like that.

SHE IS PREPARIND TO FISTFIGHT MY BOSS WHO JUST TORNED UNTO A WONEINGS

ONE WINHED

SEPHIROTH ASS ABONIMNATION

GIRL WHAT THE FUCK

SHE HAS TOO MANY EYES

WHY IS THIS KID PUNCHING AND NOT RUNNING

[phycobilins-organization]

Because every single archivist I've ever met has a backlog, now if you don't mind, we are under seige from a small girl with some giant fuckoff beasts and we are losing badly.

.....Boss says to keep reporting. And... she's going to. What the fuck. Is that even possible?

…Do you only have One Intern to your groups’ name?

@suddenlyauntiemaya

Yes. It's good to keep them isolated and confused by their predecessor. Much like an archivist.

[phycobilins-organization]

oh shit . someones had enough of pokemon battles

Intern here. Boss asked me to transcribe. She's using earthquake and hyper beam to tear up the base and we can't do a damn thing to stop her. Even with type advantages, she's just too powerful. Is she even human? Or is that normal for ten year olds. I don't know, I haven't been ten in a while.