physically-bloody-medibot

[physically-bloody-medibot]

what's ur favorite music for dancing??

I L-LOVE THE SOUNDS-S THIS ONE MAK-K-KES!

SO FUNKAY!!!

[physically-bloody-medibot]

yaaayy, hi Proto!!

*talks for a long time in a very strange, broken german, actively gesturing*

was denkst du?

Not much

(translation: what do you think?)

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*Me banging my hand on the metaphorical glass* ARE U ALIVE IN THERE?! SHOULD I SEND SOMEONE IN?! ARE WE ALL GOOD???

All Good!

[physically-bloody-medibot]

wait can proto swim

No, but he can drown really well! 👍

[physically-bloody-medibot]

MEDI BOT!!!!!

I gift thee a repair to be fully waterproof so you can swim in this pool of blood I got ya!!

YOU FOOL!!! PROTO MAY BE WATER-PROOF, BUT HE IS NOT DROWING-PROOF!!!!

[physically-bloody-medibot]

omg!!1!1!1! hewwo-hewwo-hewwo!1!1!1 how are u???? what's new???? :0000 /g /superpos

HALLO-O HAL-LLO HALLO!!!!! I A-AM VERY GUT! I I HAVE A-AWAKED FROM A NA-AP IS ALL!!! <:D

[physically-bloody-medibot]

H-HALLO?

[physically-bloody-medibot]

POOF!

PROTO SUDDENLY HAS WINGS!

[physically-bloody-medibot]

what is in your robot brain

I must know

[physically-bloody-medibot]

*places a small frog in the palm of your hand*

S-SO…TINY…

[physically-bloody-medibot]

Excuse my intrusiveness, fellow… uh…

[clears throat passive aggressively]

“medic”… but what are you made of? And run on? Is it Australium? Can I SEE?

[physically-bloody-medibot]

(- @physically-bloody-medibot )

[It had been a fairly uneventful day for Flick. No one had come by for repairs, nothing unusual or wacky had happened, just a normal, completely regular day.]

[Which led to quite the shock when an unfamiliar robot seemed to pop right into existence in front of them.]

“Holy fuck, where did you come from!?”

[He exclaims, clamouring to their feet out of surprise. Taking a pause to compose himself, he clears his throat, before continuing.]

“Ahem, I mean to say. Why might you be here? And how did you get in? I could’ve sworn I had the door locked…”

[They muse, taking the opportunity to observe the newcomer. A medibot, he guesses. Quite an unusual one, though. They aren’t normally so short, or so… bloody. Though annoyingly enough, the robot still stands taller than the man, who takes note of the odd construction of the being before them.]

“And… If I may ask. Who exactly are you?”

[physically-bloody-medibot]

Y'know, other than you meeting Defender recently, when's the last time you even left the factory?

[physically-bloody-medibot]

(- @physically-bloody-medibot )

[It had been a fairly uneventful day for Flick. No one had come by for repairs, nothing unusual or wacky had happened, just a normal, completely regular day.]

[Which led to quite the shock when an unfamiliar robot seemed to pop right into existence in front of them.]

“Holy fuck, where did you come from!?”

[He exclaims, clamouring to their feet out of surprise. Taking a pause to compose himself, he clears his throat, before continuing.]

“Ahem, I mean to say. Why might you be here? And how did you get in? I could’ve sworn I had the door locked…”

[They muse, taking the opportunity to observe the newcomer. A medibot, he guesses. Quite an unusual one, though. They aren’t normally so short, or so… bloody. Though annoyingly enough, the robot still stands taller than the man, who takes note of the odd construction of the being before them.]

“And… If I may ask. Who exactly are you?”

[physically-bloody-medibot]

Looks like your doing good!

[physically-bloody-medibot]

[Proto immideadley locks onto the projection and lunged at it, painfully smashing his claws and face into the floor. He blinks confusedly and slashes at the light show before him. Distraction successful]

V is walking through the woods again.

Last time she didn't really have a destination, she just wanted fresh air. She's in a much better mood this time, since she's on her way to see Sammy.

Every once in a while she stops, screwdriver in hand, and scores a tree on her path to the abandoned building.

Just in case.

V steps into a clearing and spots the factory through the trees. She picks up her pace to come up to it.

- @emotionally-helpful-illusionist

[Even while approaching the dilapidated building, something about the aura was off, and deeply so. It was eerily silent apon approach, and the doors to the factory seemed to be locked. The windows and cracks in the old building all seem to be boarded up. Someone was keeping people out.]

[or keeping someone inside.]

[physically-bloody-medibot]

[With a monstrous growl, Proto pushes himself back on his wheel and careens toward V, eyes glowing brightly. ]

HOW C-COULD YOU TA-AKE SAMMY!?!?

H-HOW COULD YO-O-OU TAKE MY FRI-IEND?!?

[it sobs as it trails behind her]

V is walking through the woods again.

Last time she didn't really have a destination, she just wanted fresh air. She's in a much better mood this time, since she's on her way to see Sammy.

Every once in a while she stops, screwdriver in hand, and scores a tree on her path to the abandoned building.

Just in case.

V steps into a clearing and spots the factory through the trees. She picks up her pace to come up to it.

- @emotionally-helpful-illusionist

[Even while approaching the dilapidated building, something about the aura was off, and deeply so. It was eerily silent apon approach, and the doors to the factory seemed to be locked. The windows and cracks in the old building all seem to be boarded up. Someone was keeping people out.]

[or keeping someone inside.]