#physically xyz mercs

[pillow-14]

I LOVE COLOUR JITTER I LOVE COLOUR JITTER HHNNGHHHGGG

reblogs>likes! i want my art to be seen!

[lillypuppetchild]

Special SFM for the special @physically-robotic-medic!! Why? 🤷 (I will be making more)

[physically-bloody-medibot]

H-HALLO?

[emotionally-xyz-mercs]

Welcome to the Emotionally-XYZ-Mercs

We are a group of blogs based on characters from and around the 2007 game "Team fortress 2", this varies from canonical characters, to original characters. COMMUNITY SERVER https://discord.gg/A6P29xBJeq

MASTERLIST REQUIREMENTS

-Blog is at least 1 month old, with at least one post per week. -YOUR BLOG MUST BE DIRECTLY RELATED TO TEAM FORTRESS 2, THERE ARE A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF THESE THAT DO NOT FOLLOW THIS, AND THEY WILL NOT BE ADDED TO THE LIST. MEME BLOGS INCLUDED. REASONS YOUR BLOG MAY NOT BE HERE, DESPITE REQUIREMENTS

1. Your blog is blacklisted from our community

2. we forgor 3. We are currently 'vibe-checking' your blog

Soldiers

@physically-american-soldier

@emotionally-clumsy-soldier

@emotionally-destroyed-soldier

Medics

@emotionallyunwellmedic

@emotionally-inept-medics

@physicallytiredmedic

@emotionally-slutty-medic

Spies

@emotionally-wistful-spy

@emotionally-boxedin-spy

Demomen

@emotional-support-demoman

@emotionally-tipsy-demoman

Pyros

@emotionally-happy-pyro @mentally-silly-pyro

Heavies

@emotionally-intense-heavy

@physically-toned-heavy

@mentally-capable-heavy

Scouts

@emotionally-annoying-scout

@emotionally-devastating-scout

@emotionally-amused-blu-scout

Snipers

@emotionally-alive-sniper

@emotionally-resilient-sniper

Engineers

@emotionally-intuitive-engineer

MVM Bots

@physically-robotic-medic

@physically-bloody-medibot

@physically-artificial-medic

@emotionally-anxious-spybot

@physically-robotic-heavy

@physically-robotic-giantscout

@emotionally-mean-mechamedes

@emotionally-wired-pyrobot

@emotionally-hopeful-pyrobot @mentally-joyful-demobot

Other Canon

@emotionally-odd-archimedes

@emotionally-spiteful-gray

@emotionallyhorrifiedbidwell

@emotionally-drained-pauling

@overly-australian-saxton-hale @mentally-quiet-spycrab

OCs

@emotionally-mature-mechanic

@emotionally-helpful-illusionist

@emotionally-creative-rogue

@emotionally-chaotic-warrior

@emotionallydeprived-shapeshifter

@emotionally-sensitive-captain

@spiritually-seafairy-seafarer

@physically-deadpan-rodion @emotionallycontentstrategist @emotionally-traumatized-wildcard @emotionally-devious-trickster

[brighteyed-sniperbot]

Š̴̯̌-̷̲́̅S̶̝̎A̸͍̗̐Ḿ̶̥̓͜Ṁ̶͍Y̷͉͗!̴̬͕͑!̸̞̱̿!̸̠͉̇͊!̶̡͒͜͝ ̵̜̼͆̍S̴̳̣̑̀Q̶͖̯̋̓Ű̵̗̿I̸̝͔̔͠S̸̰̝̽̚H̷̥͚͗̇-̴̺́͛H̵̲̚Y̵̬͂.̵̨̆ ̷̮̈̌S̶̮̾M̷̙͎̀̉E̵̞͆́L̷͉̎͘L̶̞͒Ś̴͇̅ ̷̧̑L̶̜̓̑I̷̮̓K̴͙͋̅E̸̲͗.̶̰͈̃̈́.̸̯̣͋.̵̢̄͌B̶͔́L̴̪̩̑O̸͂̊͜O̶͕͚͛̏Ḋ̵̳̘̉.̵̨̳̈́ ̷̤̊H̷̰͌̿U̷̖̺͘N̸̨̢̊͗G̸͈̭̏͘R̷̡͓͆̕Y̶̤̾̌-̷̳̝̐Y̶̬͆.̵͈̰̎ ̴͓̪͘H̶͖̜̉̐Ŭ̴̱̠͒N̵̗͑G̵̝͑͠R̷̳̒Y̷̨̛̛͙!̵̥̀!̴̮̩̈!̷̣̋!̶̟̈

(@physically-bloody-medibot)

Oh! Proto! Good t- CRIKEY!!

Rather than reacting with fear at the sight of his friend’s new appearance, he was absolutely fascinated by him. And he did the first thing that came to mind- get a closer look at his mouth.

I’ve never seen teeth like THAT before! Closest thing i can compare them to is some kinda’ crocodile, or maybe a shark? I dunno, but either way they’re VERY cool!

1/10

[xyz-bot-theory]

Hello WORLD!

Last updated: 12/20/23

This phrase comes in so many forms, and remains consistent among so many of these robotic blogs!

Without any further Ado...

I recently discovered these blogs on my recommended, and was INSTANTLY captured by the dozens of stories, personalities, and intricate threads of lore. I will definitely make a neat little list of all of the blogs I have found thus far to make it easier for me to navigate this new universe.

I could not NOT make a blog like this after I saw these enchanting characters, so what I will be doing here is rambling to myself about these guys. Theories, notes, comments, and reblogging my personal favorite posts from this corner of the internet. I will use THESE tags: #robot theory (A theory, duh!) #robot art (Spreading the fanart <3) #robot sillies (The haha mechanical funnies reblog)

#robot tidbit (answering asks) #robot rambles (Literally anything else)

NONE OF THIS IS CANON TO THE EMOTIONALLY-XYZ-ROBOT LORE, THIS IS JUST THE INSANE RAMBLING OF SOMEBODY WHO HAS TOO MUCH FREE TIME ON HIS HANDS. The list: @emotionally-mature-mechanic @physically-robotic-medic @physically-robotic-heavy @physically-robotic-giantscout @emotionally-anxious-spybots @mentally-joyful-demobot @physically-synthetic-engibot @physically-artificial-medic @physically-bloody-medibot @physically-intolerable-scoutbot @physically-golden-scoutbot @emotionally-hopeful-pyrobot @emotionally-mean-mechamedes @emotionally-wholesome-mechamedes @mentally-forgetful-medibot @mentally-vivid-spybot @physically-roman-soldierbot @mentally-feral-sniperbot @emotionally-wired-pyrobot @emotionally-droning-pyrobot @physically-fabricated-soldierbot @spiritually-haunted-medibot @physically-renewed-medibot

[pillowfoolery]

the boy

[intelligence-networking-division]

[physically-golden-scoutbot]

[emotionally-anxious-spybots]

[ Theres a knock at the door, but this time its not Otto despite it being his body. ]

OWIE…

[ Instead, its Oswald. They have their hands their head in what seems to be pain from another headache. ]

IS ANYONE THEREE…? OTTO SAID YOU COULD HELP MEE…

[ Last time their body had a headache this bad, that resulted in Oswald appearing. ]

[ A second one? ]

@physically-robotic-medic

[sisyphus opens the door]

[she vaguely remembers hearing that otto is sharing now too]

...hello.

whats wrong?

[physically-artificial-medic]

[pillow-14]

rip in the fabric of time

REBLOGS > LIKES

[physically-bloody-medibot]

MEDI BOT!!!!!

I gift thee a repair to be fully waterproof so you can swim in this pool of blood I got ya!!

YOU FOOL!!! PROTO MAY BE WATER-PROOF, BUT HE IS NOT DROWING-PROOF!!!!

[emotionally-xyz-mercs]

We got another problem with a user spreading misinformation on Mentally-Quiet-Spycrab. 😥

here's a link to said incident:

https://www.tumblr.com/disturbedgent/733214273265860608/i-didnt-think-it-was-possible-for-me-to-hate-the?source=share

Post under cut

At this point, we have no idea what to do about these people. We have like 5 medics. And double the amount of soldiers. We aren’t replacing anyone. We didn’t have anything to do with the creation of quiet Spycrab that is just a HUMAN BEING having fun on the internet. They saw something they liked, and they joined us. It wasn’t their fault that someone who left the server willingly decided that they had to be the only Spycrab. It’s not quiet crabs fault that the original Spycrab left. None of it was their fault, but they are getting the pain for it.

And they don’t deserve that. That is someone with thoughts and feelings. Someone with a life, dreams, and sorrows. Someone who found something, a community, that they wanted to add to, and got shot down for wanting to have fun, just like the rest of us.

We, the emotional, physical, mental, and spiritual mercenaries are people. We are human beings. This is all for fun. If you have personal beef with someone, don’t take it public, don’t soil the name of an entire community because you find distaste with one.

There are people behind the screens. Behind the blogs. And they don’t deserve what you people are saying to them because a small group of people decided that one day a group THEY joined WILLINGLY with ZERO STRINGS attached wasn’t good enough for them.

Please, have some SEMBLANCE of humanity, because they are trying their very best.

[brighteyed-sniperbot]

H-HALLO…WHO ARE YOU-U-U??

-@physically-bloody-medibot

OOOOOH! HELLO! IM SAMMY! I GOT MY NAME FROM A SNIPER AND SPEAKING OF!! THE OTHER DAY I FOUND A LIZARD OUTSIDE HIS VAN AND IT WAS BROWN WITH A BLUE TAIL AND I THINK IT WAS TRYING TO EAT A CRICKET?? CRICKETS ARE VERY NICE TO LISTEN TO BUT SOMETIMES THEY GET A BIT ANNOYING WHEN YOU WANT SOME QUIET TIME BUT NOW THAT ITS ALL WHITE AND POWDERY OUTSIDE I THINK IT'LL BE A LOT QUIETER NOW! AND I HOPE THE LIZARD IS OKAY AND ITS PROBABLY LIVING IN A HOLE SOMEWHERE AND... AND...

I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

[physically-vampiric-medic]

"Bolty!" Jane called out, having picked up the nickname from the bots that hung around frequently. "I brought beer!"

He stood impatiently outside the MRN Medic's office, zipped up in a brown leather blazer. Notably, he'd left his helmet at home. Looks like the doctor had finally reached a trusted enough status in Jane's mental hierarchy that he could bear to make eye contact.

The man rocked on his heels, looking over his shoulder. MRN was a subsidiary of RED, but he still felt as if someone could come around the corner and nail him to the wall with a knife if he wasn't careful.

And he'd heard too many stories about how unpredictable Humboldt's team could be.

@emotionally-clumsy-soldier

[ Everything was. . . A lot. Just a lot. ]

[ Hearing Jane's voice was at least a pleasant surprise; they hadn't talked in some time, so he wasn't hesitant to answer the door to his office. Maybe he was hoping to find a distraction from the actual hell he experienced these past few weeks. ]

[ It was clear the doctor had been put through the wringer. He looked dull and sullen compared to the frantic curiosity and welcoming nature he'd normally have. Was that new grey hair? Either way, he still tried to muster that same energy, if nothing else, to save his friend from worrying too much. ]

"Oh! Jane, it's good to see you again. Everything alright with you?"