#physically xyz mercs

[emotionally-xyz-mercs]

Welcome to the Emotionally-XYZ-Mercs

We are a group of blogs based on characters from and around the 2007 game "Team fortress 2", this varies from canonical characters, to original characters. COMMUNITY SERVER https://discord.gg/A6P29xBJeq

MASTERLIST REQUIREMENTS

-Blog is at least 1 month old, with at least one post per week. -YOUR BLOG MUST BE DIRECTLY RELATED TO TEAM FORTRESS 2, THERE ARE A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF THESE THAT DO NOT FOLLOW THIS, AND THEY WILL NOT BE ADDED TO THE LIST. MEME BLOGS INCLUDED. REASONS YOUR BLOG MAY NOT BE HERE, DESPITE REQUIREMENTS

1. Your blog is blacklisted from our community

2. we forgor 3. We are currently 'vibe-checking' your blog

Soldiers

@physically-american-soldier

@emotionally-clumsy-soldier

@emotionally-destroyed-soldier

Medics

@emotionallyunwellmedic

@emotionally-inept-medics

@physicallytiredmedic

@emotionally-slutty-medic

Spies

@emotionally-wistful-spy

@emotionally-boxedin-spy

Demomen

@emotional-support-demoman

@emotionally-tipsy-demoman

Pyros

@emotionally-happy-pyro @mentally-silly-pyro

Heavies

@emotionally-intense-heavy

@physically-toned-heavy

@mentally-capable-heavy

Scouts

@emotionally-annoying-scout

@emotionally-devastating-scout

@emotionally-amused-blu-scout

Snipers

@emotionally-alive-sniper

@emotionally-resilient-sniper

Engineers

@emotionally-intuitive-engineer

MVM Bots

@physically-robotic-medic

@physically-bloody-medibot

@physically-artificial-medic

@emotionally-anxious-spybot

@physically-robotic-heavy

@physically-robotic-giantscout

@emotionally-mean-mechamedes

@emotionally-wired-pyrobot

@emotionally-hopeful-pyrobot @mentally-joyful-demobot

Other Canon

@emotionally-odd-archimedes

@emotionally-spiteful-gray

@emotionallyhorrifiedbidwell

@emotionally-drained-pauling

@overly-australian-saxton-hale @mentally-quiet-spycrab

OCs

@emotionally-mature-mechanic

@emotionally-helpful-illusionist

@emotionally-creative-rogue

@emotionally-chaotic-warrior

@emotionallydeprived-shapeshifter

@emotionally-sensitive-captain

@spiritually-seafairy-seafarer

@physically-deadpan-rodion @emotionallycontentstrategist @emotionally-traumatized-wildcard @emotionally-devious-trickster

[physically-bloody-medibot]

YOU CAN THROW YOUR HEAD AT PEOPLE?!

I-IS A VERY GOOD VEAPON!!

[brighteyed-sniperbot]

H-HALLO…WHO ARE YOU-U-U??

-@physically-bloody-medibot

OOOOOH! HELLO! IM SAMMY! I GOT MY NAME FROM A SNIPER AND SPEAKING OF!! THE OTHER DAY I FOUND A LIZARD OUTSIDE HIS VAN AND IT WAS BROWN WITH A BLUE TAIL AND I THINK IT WAS TRYING TO EAT A CRICKET?? CRICKETS ARE VERY NICE TO LISTEN TO BUT SOMETIMES THEY GET A BIT ANNOYING WHEN YOU WANT SOME QUIET TIME BUT NOW THAT ITS ALL WHITE AND POWDERY OUTSIDE I THINK IT'LL BE A LOT QUIETER NOW! AND I HOPE THE LIZARD IS OKAY AND ITS PROBABLY LIVING IN A HOLE SOMEWHERE AND... AND...

I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

[xyz-bot-theory]

Hello WORLD!

Last updated: 12/20/23

This phrase comes in so many forms, and remains consistent among so many of these robotic blogs!

Without any further Ado...

I recently discovered these blogs on my recommended, and was INSTANTLY captured by the dozens of stories, personalities, and intricate threads of lore. I will definitely make a neat little list of all of the blogs I have found thus far to make it easier for me to navigate this new universe.

I could not NOT make a blog like this after I saw these enchanting characters, so what I will be doing here is rambling to myself about these guys. Theories, notes, comments, and reblogging my personal favorite posts from this corner of the internet. I will use THESE tags: #robot theory (A theory, duh!) #robot art (Spreading the fanart <3) #robot sillies (The haha mechanical funnies reblog)

#robot tidbit (answering asks) #robot rambles (Literally anything else)

NONE OF THIS IS CANON TO THE EMOTIONALLY-XYZ-ROBOT LORE, THIS IS JUST THE INSANE RAMBLING OF SOMEBODY WHO HAS TOO MUCH FREE TIME ON HIS HANDS. The list: @emotionally-mature-mechanic @physically-robotic-medic @physically-robotic-heavy @physically-robotic-giantscout @emotionally-anxious-spybots @mentally-joyful-demobot @physically-synthetic-engibot @physically-artificial-medic @physically-bloody-medibot @physically-intolerable-scoutbot @physically-golden-scoutbot @emotionally-hopeful-pyrobot @emotionally-mean-mechamedes @emotionally-wholesome-mechamedes @mentally-forgetful-medibot @mentally-vivid-spybot @physically-roman-soldierbot @mentally-feral-sniperbot @emotionally-wired-pyrobot @emotionally-droning-pyrobot @physically-fabricated-soldierbot @spiritually-haunted-medibot @physically-renewed-medibot

[physically-artificial-medic]

A FEW [human] CAME INTO MY DOMAIN AND ATTEMPTED TO CONFISCATE MY [explosive].

THEY ARE BEING TAKEN CARE OF.

[pinniped-medibots]

m!a if ur cool with it become Creature for five asks

[peep?!]

[physically-lustful-spy]

[blindly and pathetically stumbles into your abode]

SACRÉ BLEU WHERE THE HELL AM I NOW??

- @emotionally-boxedin-spy

The Spy tilted his head in a confused manner, but his expression remained stern. "Good evening, monsieur? I believe you ended up in one of the RED bases by mistake. I must mention that you did so uninvited. Is there anything I could help you with?"

[emotionally-anxious-spybots]

[ Theres a knock at the door, but this time its not Otto despite it being his body. ]

OWIE…

[ Instead, its Oswald. They have their hands their head in what seems to be pain from another headache. ]

IS ANYONE THEREE…? OTTO SAID YOU COULD HELP MEE…

[ Last time their body had a headache this bad, that resulted in Oswald appearing. ]

[ A second one? ]

@physically-robotic-medic

[sisyphus opens the door]

[she vaguely remembers hearing that otto is sharing now too]

...hello.

whats wrong?

[emotionally-xyz-mercs]

We got another problem with a user spreading misinformation on Mentally-Quiet-Spycrab. 😥

here's a link to said incident:

https://www.tumblr.com/disturbedgent/733214273265860608/i-didnt-think-it-was-possible-for-me-to-hate-the?source=share

Post under cut

At this point, we have no idea what to do about these people. We have like 5 medics. And double the amount of soldiers. We aren’t replacing anyone. We didn’t have anything to do with the creation of quiet Spycrab that is just a HUMAN BEING having fun on the internet. They saw something they liked, and they joined us. It wasn’t their fault that someone who left the server willingly decided that they had to be the only Spycrab. It’s not quiet crabs fault that the original Spycrab left. None of it was their fault, but they are getting the pain for it.

And they don’t deserve that. That is someone with thoughts and feelings. Someone with a life, dreams, and sorrows. Someone who found something, a community, that they wanted to add to, and got shot down for wanting to have fun, just like the rest of us.

We, the emotional, physical, mental, and spiritual mercenaries are people. We are human beings. This is all for fun. If you have personal beef with someone, don’t take it public, don’t soil the name of an entire community because you find distaste with one.

There are people behind the screens. Behind the blogs. And they don’t deserve what you people are saying to them because a small group of people decided that one day a group THEY joined WILLINGLY with ZERO STRINGS attached wasn’t good enough for them.

Please, have some SEMBLANCE of humanity, because they are trying their very best.

[physically-bloody-medibot]

Oh, don't mind me, just wanna test something...

*sets up one of those wooden cutouts of Medic, then quickly scurries off*

NE-EIN!!

[virtuoso-spybot]

PASCAL.

[ sylvester slammed open his room door, teleporter whirring down the hallway, an indication of how he got here so fast. ]

II NNEED YYOU TTO CCOME WWITH MME. NNOW.

@physically-synthetic-engibot

AGH-!!

[ His internals might as well have jumped right out of his hull. He slammed his diary shut before Sylvester could even hope to look inside it and hurriedly tossed it under his bed. ]

[ He got up, rushing to Sylvester's side as he tried to hide his panic. ]

YEAH? DID SOMETHING HAPPEN??

[brighteyed-sniperbot]

Š̴̯̌-̷̲́̅S̶̝̎A̸͍̗̐Ḿ̶̥̓͜Ṁ̶͍Y̷͉͗!̴̬͕͑!̸̞̱̿!̸̠͉̇͊!̶̡͒͜͝ ̵̜̼͆̍S̴̳̣̑̀Q̶͖̯̋̓Ű̵̗̿I̸̝͔̔͠S̸̰̝̽̚H̷̥͚͗̇-̴̺́͛H̵̲̚Y̵̬͂.̵̨̆ ̷̮̈̌S̶̮̾M̷̙͎̀̉E̵̞͆́L̷͉̎͘L̶̞͒Ś̴͇̅ ̷̧̑L̶̜̓̑I̷̮̓K̴͙͋̅E̸̲͗.̶̰͈̃̈́.̸̯̣͋.̵̢̄͌B̶͔́L̴̪̩̑O̸͂̊͜O̶͕͚͛̏Ḋ̵̳̘̉.̵̨̳̈́ ̷̤̊H̷̰͌̿U̷̖̺͘N̸̨̢̊͗G̸͈̭̏͘R̷̡͓͆̕Y̶̤̾̌-̷̳̝̐Y̶̬͆.̵͈̰̎ ̴͓̪͘H̶͖̜̉̐Ŭ̴̱̠͒N̵̗͑G̵̝͑͠R̷̳̒Y̷̨̛̛͙!̵̥̀!̴̮̩̈!̷̣̋!̶̟̈

(@physically-bloody-medibot)

Oh! Proto! Good t- CRIKEY!!

Rather than reacting with fear at the sight of his friend’s new appearance, he was absolutely fascinated by him. And he did the first thing that came to mind- get a closer look at his mouth.

I’ve never seen teeth like THAT before! Closest thing i can compare them to is some kinda’ crocodile, or maybe a shark? I dunno, but either way they’re VERY cool!

1/10

[physically-artificial-medic]

how do you show affection? asking for a friend :3

[pinniped-medibots]

[ It was meant to be just another nap. Otto would go to sleep, and then wake up around when humans usually had dinner. It was something he did almost every day since his cooling systems didn’t work as well as other robot’s did. ]

[ Today, however, it was cut short by a throbbing pain stabbing through his head. Otto stirred awake, holding their head in their hands. Is this war a headache was like?? ]

[ They slowly got up and out of bed before exiting their room, looking around the workshop for anything that could relieve their pain. They tried screwing off their face plate to relieve any built-up pressure, but that only brought up unpleasant memories before they quickly screwed it back on. ]

[ They tried going outside and face-planting into a snowbank. It felt nice, but it didn’t do anything to relieve the pain. ]

[ He even tried eating a prop dollar, hoping the high would make it go away, but oddly enough his hull almost instantly rejected it, causing Otto to spit it out before it could even reach his fuel tank. Odd. ]

[ …Maybe it was something wrong with his files? ]

[ Otto went over to the computer in Mechanic’s workshop, grabbing a nearby chair and preparing to plug himself in. ]

[ … ]

[ …Maybe it would be a good idea to have someone watching him. ]

ARTHUR?? SIPHY??

[ He figured those two would be the best options- he didn’t want to involve anyone younger than himself like Mashya or Ymir. ]

@emotionally-anxious-spybots

[physically-golden-scoutbot]

[emotionally-anxious-spybots]

[ Otto had himself pressed up against the hull his siblings occupied, acting clingier than what was usual for him. It was likely just a phase, wanting to be around his siblings even more now that Arthur isn't around as much as it used to be. ]

-@physically-robotic-medic

[ymir sits with its arms around otto, unsure of what else to do]

[it does not have the emotional compotence to deal with this!]

....UNIT OTTO, WHAT IS THE REASON FOR THIS BEHAVIOUR?