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Forgot how to cat?

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since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

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adelie appreciation

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big ben just fucking explodes

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2day my linguistics professor asked people to name some ships bc she was talking about morphology & how ship names were an example of blending and the room of 100+ people was completely silent bc who wants to expose themselves?? until this one person was like “umm johnlock” and i heard someone behind me go “oh my god……. i hate this”

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my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there’s an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me

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howd the victorians get to sleep without asmr vids am i right fellas

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The lyingest liar that ever lied.

and perhaps the most stupid as these lies are so easily verifiably false

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me: i’m not watching CBB after the disaster of last season 

CBS: what if we cast James Maslow

my BTR loving ass: 

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last time i had sleep paralysis that kid Wen from lemonade mouth stood at the end of my bed and did the rap to Determinate for like 3 hours straight and i haven’t slept peacefully since

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When you’re gay and a straight dude start’s ranting to you about sports