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3k Followers Giveaway

OH MY ACTUAL GOODNESS YOU GUYS. 

There are THREE THOUSAND OF YOU!  WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?

I said I was gonna do something special and I wasn’t kidding.  You guys are awesome and you deserve the entire world.  Unfortunately, I can’t give that to you.  So I hope this giveaway will suffice.  

Rules:  

You must be following MOI (natch)

You must reblog this post (each reblog counts as an entry, but please don’t spam your followers)

This will go on until the end of the month (July 31, 2018)

Prizes: 

FIVE (5) Third place winners will receive a 500 word fic of their choice (I’ll post relevent links at the bottom of the post concerning ships and fandoms available)

THREE (3) Second place winners will receive a 2k word fic of their choice

TWO (2) First place winners will receive a 5k word fic of their choice AND FINALLY

ONE (1) Grand Prize Winner will recieve one each, 500 word fic, 2k word fic, 5k word fic AND a $25 dollar gift certificate to Adagio Teas. 

SOOOOO, get reblogging!  Let’s celebrate this amazing milestone the right way!  :D   Will Not Write List

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Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

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Did you guys know you can buy reflective glitter wallpaper?

And here was me thinking I’d need to throw it at the wall out of a shaker jar like some kind of pleb. 

What a time to be alive.

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Scenes I need...

Peter Parker: -on meeting Loki, offers his hand- Hi, I’m Peter!

Loki: -shakes his hand- Loki of Asgard.

Peter: Aren’t you like…a bad guy?

Loki: It varies from moment to moment.

Peter: So like…on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst evil imaginable, like…killing puppies, and one being I’ll spit on your hotdog…where are you right now?

Loki: …maybe a three?

Peter: Cool. Lemme know if it gets above a six.

Loki: -thinking- I like him.

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It is our duty as feminists to protect and respect women in Hijabs

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when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

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this is the sword of good fortune, may it aid you in your travels. 

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at some point you’ve got to STOP reading the entrails and go out and LIVE that which was portented by them, because you WILL run out of doves

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Art by IG: @owlturd Instagram: @artwoonz

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“Why does Tumblr romanticize Hades so much?”

Idk Clarice, maybe we’re just tired, and life is uncertain, and we like the idea of a stable husband with a steady job and a big dog and his own place away from all the loud, shapeshifting-kink party gods.

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Consent Education.

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Artwork by marcel_van_luit. More interesting posts here: @sixpenceee

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Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

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Soulmates and Doom

A Simple Device

Soulmates and Doom

Darcy/Sam, Rated T

All Darcy wanted to do was grab a latte, maybe a biscotti, and take Jane a coffee made from a coffee machine that didn’t sassily make comments about her fashion sense (or, as it put it, her “lack thereof”).

Keep reading

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they thought.

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you know what’s even better than a guilty pleasure?

a smug indulgence. tell yourself, “i’m gonna do this thing because i like it, and there’s nothing you can do to make me feel bad about it!” eat that cake! read that romance novel! be free!!!