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Post-season 2 delirium in full swing

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I’m once again thinking about an animated locked tomb series and I can’t stop making these 💀

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i love arcane

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Ianthe Tridentarius, how I love to hate you 💕

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Fortiche please. Fortiche I’m begging-

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Imagine you wake up one day, and your day gets interrupted by the funeral of your coworker, who went batshit insane over her gf's death, leaving you with your two other coworkers, who you hate. One of them drops the biggest, worst news (we all gonna die), and your boss, whom you try to tolerate, introduces the new interns to you: A weird, one armed blonde, and this weird nun, who wears a pillowcase mask, randomly starts to bleed from every orifice, and throws up. And people are suprised why you are angry all the time

You're Mercymorn, Saint of Joy.

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“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

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I am always gonna stand ten toes down on the take that Nona the Ninth is an essential novel in the Locked Tomb series. What a loss it would have been to get only half of it as Act One in the last book! To have no processing time for the horrors and the wonders of love that Nona provides, or the thematic resonance of every minor character's actions, before going into what I'm sure will be a chaotic climax! Nona's story—and Alecto's origin— is something that I am grateful to sit with and give all the attention it deserves.

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tazmuir could simply rerelease gideon the ninth over and over again but from the perspective of all of the different characters at canaan house and i would be tuned the fuck in. like the drama of all of their different expectations and relationships…. coronabeth living her hot girl summer… judith experiencing Sapphic Hell…. isaac and jeannemary on the world’s weirdest family vacation…. palamedes living out a deeply repressed regency era romance…. silas filled with loathing for every single person there…. delightful. canaan house drives me crazy. it’s like if love island was survivor

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Straight romance books:

Rose likes John, but oh no, Rose also likes Mike

Lesbian romance books:

Rose has asked her toxic coworker, who kinda has a crush on her, to give her a lobotomy with an Icepick so she can forget about her situationship, who she killed and canibalized, and focus more on the love of her life: A corpse that is at least a few hundred years old.

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my favorite execution of chekovs gun is and forever will be: Gideon thinking about proposing marriage to whoever potentially killed harrow in GtN and then considering if theyd be cool with friendship bracelets instead if they were, like, awful or whatever; only to later show up having exchanged friendship bracelets with Ianthe fucking Tridentarius, who did basically kill a version of Harrow by assisting her in her lobotomy