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Imagine: Patrick Bateman puts Paul in a huge steamy cauldron with broth and chopped vegetables, lets him ramble and go “this is a good hot tub Marcus” while he reads from a cookbook

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yanking on my stupid looking penis again

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masculine ways to communicate

morning bitch can't wait to taste your nips tonight

send nudes or i'll kill myself

hi sweetheart have you ever heard midwest emo music? i have a 14 hour playlist we can listen to together

you sound crazy right now. you're making that up

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Oh plss give me another episode where we see him in a suit PLEASEE

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He's so cute i wanna curb stomp him

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Day so bad I started painting Patrick Bateman

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Patrick why is he calling you Marcus?

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yk that one spongebob meme where spongebob is traumatized and mr. krabs is just evil or whatever? essentially rick and morty, if you know what i mean.

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moodboard for when you are fatigued, tired, sick or not doing well and you are dead

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They're multiplying...

Deathnote.

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what. what does pickle noise do

Pickle noise suppresses the matrix reality field to allow for spiritual multiverseral travel (reality shifting)

I put on the pickle noise when I'm in my makeshift pickle jar to amplify the juice's power and to assure my soul stays pickled on the other side.