losers call me criminally insane, lovers call me the most sigma a male could be. 23 primary kins: pickle rick and light yagami secondary kins: patrick bateman and elmo
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Imagine: Patrick Bateman puts Paul in a huge steamy cauldron with broth and chopped vegetables, lets him ramble and go “this is a good hot tub Marcus” while he reads from a cookbook
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yanking on my stupid looking penis again
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masculine ways to communicate
morning bitch can't wait to taste your nips tonight
send nudes or i'll kill myself
hi sweetheart have you ever heard midwest emo music? i have a 14 hour playlist we can listen to together
you sound crazy right now. you're making that up
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Oh plss give me another episode where we see him in a suit PLEASEE
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He's so cute i wanna curb stomp him

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Day so bad I started painting Patrick Bateman
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Patrick why is he calling you Marcus?
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yk that one spongebob meme where spongebob is traumatized and mr. krabs is just evil or whatever? essentially rick and morty, if you know what i mean.

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moodboard for when you are fatigued, tired, sick or not doing well and you are dead






























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They're multiplying...
Deathnote.
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Y̶̢̛͉̠͓̲̬̤̍̇̿̎̐̊̔̀̈́ȍ̸̢̼̓̽͋̉̐̾͊û̵̖̟̯͉̭̞́̃͊̒̽́̐͜ ̵̥̪̯̑̂̆̚͜ḏ̴̨̢̮̫͈͓͚̑̄͌͌́́̒̇͌̕ͅǫ̶̙͖̩̙͉͌n̶͔͕̞̑͗̅̂͜͜'̷͚̼͖͖͈͉̀̈͌̈́̈́̅̐̕̕͝ͅt̵͈̜̺̂̉͛̍̕͝ ̶̘͐͛̊́͋͗̌̕w̶̙͗̍̽̎̇a̸̘̰͉͍̣̳̜͓̋̀͠n̷̛͎͕̎̚��t̸̡͈͖͈̎̑͒̊̈̔͆̌͝ ̷̧͖̳̰̝͚̮̥̈́̉̐͑͒̄͘͠͝t̸̛̤͇̯̪̼̖̃͌̾͜͝ͅo̶̺̝͙͑́̌̀̈̈́̀̆͘͝ ̷̨̡͓̥͉̟̬̼̹̖́̀͐͝͠s̶̘̟͠ȩ̶͇͕͇͉͘ȩ̴̬̟͙̳̎̓̈́̀͊ͅ ̷̧͖̭̣̹̪͕̎̂̓̓̈́m̸̧̼̩͇̻͓͈͙̱̝̀y̸̧̟̌̽̑͌̑͘ ̴̞̖͑̂̐͋̀͠Ḍ̶͐͊̐̚͝Ą̵̫̦͍̓͐̑͆̊̆͆̓̍͆R̸̫̼͆̋̂̈́̇͆ͅK̴͍̗͇͐̅͜S̷̝̦̠̝̑̆̈͑̋̕͝Ī̵͕͚̣̼̜̋̂̓͌̓Ḑ̴̲̲͋̽͊̽̃̈̄̃̕E̷͎͐̈́̀͒̍̔̾
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what. what does pickle noise do
Pickle noise suppresses the matrix reality field to allow for spiritual multiverseral travel (reality shifting)
I put on the pickle noise when I'm in my makeshift pickle jar to amplify the juice's power and to assure my soul stays pickled on the other side.
#also helps me stay focused when i goon my sweet gherkin#sigma male#grindset#pickle rick kin#sigma rick
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