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Kid about 15 walked by me with jinko jeans. While I’m wearing my ankle hugging pants.

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I fried up one in butter.

Yeah. I’ll go traipsing through the woods for these.

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It went as well as I could have hoped for. Today was the second time I’ve been with a woman without a guy around. It was a little awkward but really hot too.

5/5⭐️ Would fuck again

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I’m in my house alone. It’s been a hot minute since I’ve been truly alone in my own home. I just yelled out loud and just scared the dog. Then she looked at me with a mixture of curiosity and disgust.

I’d love to yell. But I’m just bitching to Tumblr. Hoorah for being unsupervised.

Tomorrow, I’m going to make a late lunch of eggs Benedict for a girl I’m super interested in. I really hope she doesn’t judge my dirty house. But I don’t think she will. She seems to be my speed.

I wanna run through another YouTube yoga video and go to bed. This is a dry run for what it might look like if I ever actually lived alone.

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Sitting around doing the family Christmas thing this evening, The Girl understood her first naughty joke tonight… at least in front of me. The one where we looked at each other and we had that she knows and I know that she knows and she knows that I know she knows.

Poor thing turned almost purple.

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The Girl had her honor choir Christmas concert tonight. They got half way through and a bat flew into the stage! Mayhem ensued. They cleared the kids off and canceled the rest of the show. 😂

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I’ve had worse days.

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The boyfriend just texted me from the bathroom.

He needed toilet paper. It was a level of intimacy I never imagined us getting to.

I’ve never been this in love. It’s sick.

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Maybe he has puppies that he needs help finding.

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My banking app just told me good morning. All I could respond with was “Go Fuck Yourself.”

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Here’s something new and fun that happened today. I got a haircut.

I’ve had dozens of haircuts in my life. But today the gray hairs have now been incorporated. They are as long as the rest of my hair. I guess they have their place?

I hate it. I hate them. Not much I can do. I don’t expect sympathy but somehow I’m grieving my youth over it.

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These filters are bonkers. I’ve never used Snapchat much, but after just one evening playing around with them my self esteem is super confused!

How do others feel that use them regularly?

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I want to go back to living alone. This one woman held 4 men by the balls. They worship her. I wanted to punch her in the face.

I get both sides.

She’s done the work and been the glue and voice of reason for so long.

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I just bombed the second interview for a job I was really interested in and thought I’d be great for.

Can I skip the sick to my stomach, smacking myself in the forehead part and skip right to the “live and learn” mentality?

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It’s super cute until it isn’t anymore. Transitioning enamored into fuck I don’t know what to call what I feel now, is hard.

I still love him. Deeper. More. But trying to fight through irritation with idiosyncrasies

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I was curious, and I called for a consult for laser hair removal. Over $6,000 for the Brazilian.

If you figure $70(including tip) every six weeks for waxes, that’s about 10 years of waxes.

Holy fuck. Vanity is expensive. Do I really care this much if my 🐱is hairy?

Plus, I have red hair, so it can be less effective with lighter colored hair.

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