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Exotic butters

[laughtrack][Freddy music box jingle but in the style of the Seinfeld theme]

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finished watching skylands yesterday. i sorta wish they still referred to trott as a walrus in their current videos.

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banksy is so funny how do you gentrify vandalism

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I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.

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Me getting ready to cosplay another villain in a black suit

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Put on too much hand cream so now it's arm cream too

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Hey! It's the Catch of the Day!

On my way to work I caught another shiny Houndour, with slightly higher IVs than my first one! Yippie!

I think I'll evolve this one to complete the collection.

Tune in tomorrow to see what I catch next!

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band is peoplerugly

this is kinda heat

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Ooo wait you write fics?? Could you link them plz so I can read them? 💕

Oh, sure thing, i've written two stobotnik fics! First one from Stone's POV, about how they met, titled:

The devil wears black

And the second one is about the crab era, from Robotnik's POV

But you really are sweet as fucking pie

I'm trying to write a third one but eh, we'll see if I manage.

Hope you enjoy them!

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That time of night again smh (stobotnik rambles below the cut)

Do you think during their Crab Era, Rob got super invested in the storylines of some of the games he played? Do you think he rambles about these to Stone just like he did about La Ultima Pasion?

"You don't understand, Stone, he is clearly both the Dragon and the Archon." "Your viewers seem to disagree, sir." "My eggheads wouldn't know a decent plot-twist if it shot them!"

"Oh, sir! This is just like those little men that you like. What was the blue one's name again?" "They are not men, agent, they are gingerbread cookies. And you will refer to his most knowledgeable immanence as Shadow Milk Cookie or not at all. I should put you through the River of Rebirth, sycophant." "Of course, Doctor."

"Honestly, it doesn't seem to be technologically unsound in theory... the dynamics are good, the aesthetics are only somewhat dissimilar to my own, and it would make for a good way to pass the time..." "I'll draw up some blueprints right away, Doctor!" "So long as it doesn't include that disgusting rubbery texture, agent, we can't shoot portals through those."

"Doctor, you've been streaming for eight hours-" "I WILL BEAT THIS STUPID JESTER BEFORE THIS STREAM ENDS OR I WILL SEEK OUT THAT LITTLE WHITE DOG AND THROTTLE HIM WITH MY OWN HANDS." "He's not even a part of the central storyline..." "Ohhhhoho, that's what he wants you to think, agent! Nothing's ever straight forward with these stories, I have to collect these shards..."

"Wait, there- There's another lamb? Sir, I thought you said the importance of the main character was that-" "That is in fact a goat, Stone, which is in part why you will be playing that one. They're from an alternate reality, agent, keep up." "Right, absolutely sir. ......." "What is it?" "Can you tell me more about the goat's reality si-" "OF COURSE I CAN, DO YOU TAKE ME FOR AN IGNORAMOUS?"

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Lads tell me, am i cooking with this one or am i delusional

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STOBOTNIK FANDOM

WE WIN THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LETS GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Inspired by Tokyo mew mew dvd posters

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mini honey trap mission

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bored in the airport doodle a Xeph

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I screeeam!

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