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maybe if i pick a time that isn’t like midnight to come chill, i’d actually have people to talk to huh

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i really did just say hello and then fuckin split huh. that is soooo me.

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back again to say skelefuckers will always win. holla.

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got the blasphemous game because of course i did

looking over the art book before i play and like... wow. there sure is a lot of imagery huh

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Item: God Gone Deity Repellent, a spray-on potion gel that causes Gods, Demi-Gods, and some Celestials as Turned. Who’s Omnipotent Now, Halo Boy?!™

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coolskeletonsdontcry​:

Nyeh heh, probably! He’ll want me to ride around on his head, nyeh heh heh heh!!!

Actually!! I have done that a little bit!! Mostly with Hammond. I met someone that had both pokemon and monsters like us in her timeline! A Sans and Papyrus and everything!! And she ran a pokemon adoption service and everything!! Haven’t seen her around much recently, though. Wondering if her timeline went out of sync with the rest of ours… Also me and Dread went to a regular pokemon timeline once on Halloween and tried to scare some kids there but we were both still pretty new to pokemon and such and they kicked our butts. They sure had some stories to tell at least!

Yeah it’s rough, but they get back up again pretty quick.

can’t they fly when they’re all evolved up? it’ll be like your own lizardy plane! ain’t nobody gonna mess with you then!

oh shit really? i guess there really is a universe for everyone and everything heh. that’s pretty cool though! you had a chance to kinda see what it’s like, get a bit of training and know-how and all! i remember that just a little bit... it really was back when we all first got our pokemon huh? you ever find your way back over there?

true but i remember even in the games friendship points would go down a little with each faint... i don’t think it was much but still. ehh. but y’know, as they get better they’ll faint less so i guess it just means practice more.

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poor thang

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ok

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Filipino artist, Gregory Halili, carves intricate skulls into mother of pearl shells.

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i got this lil bottle of liqueur called kinky and it tastes like someone melted down a blo-pop and poured cherry cough medicine on top.

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coolskeletonsdontcry​:

…I don’t think he’d fit inside that. Dreepy aren’t that tiny, nyeh heh!

Yeah she’s baby!! But yeah, she’ll probably evolve way before Hammond or Arrow do. Especially since Houndour evolve at way lower levels than a Dreepy or Amaura.

just you wait... soon enough he’s gonna be all growed up and wanting to throw you around...

yanno, if there was a way to have like. some pretty legit pokemon battles and shit, ya think it’d be worth trying out? i mean. i know pokemon apparently do enjoy battling and all but uh. i dunno, it’s not like we really have potions and the like at our disposal. 

i’d probably be a shitty trainer tbh heh. i’d hate to see the lil guys faint.

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This is so important to me..

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bork and peans

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coolskeletonsdontcry​:

I will!

I’m not gonna load him into any sort of gun, Bones, oh my god!! Nyeh heh, now, a catapult or trebuchet! Those are viable options, nyeh heh heh heh!

Maybe when she’s older and also a Houndoom. She’s not even a full seven months old just yet! She is pretty smart, though. And she does like to get into fights, nyeh heh!

hey, it’s just one of these guys! build up some air and then fwoom...

though you can see if ya can make the lil guy hold on to a rubber band and then just slingshot him out heheheh.

aww she’s just a babey... hey, the more she fights, the more experience she’s gonna get! bet you’ll have a houndoom in no time at all! the lil pups always grow up too fast...