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off-duty clown

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I might have watched a liiiiitle too much Nickelodeon growing up.

Some kinks are sexy, some kinks are silly. But my kink for getting slimed? Pure, 100% joy.

I used to feel a lot of shame about it. When I was younger I was mortified that somebody would find out, and I kept my kink strictly to myself. But over time I opened up about it, and I started sharing my adventures in slapstick with other people. Now I'm open about it with dates and lovers, and even with some friends. I've never had a bad reaction - most people find it endearing or funny. After all, the point of getting pelted with pies or gooped with a bucket of slime is to make people laugh. I've even gotten a surprise pie in the face from a buddy who knows I like it!

Nowadays I feel gratitude about my fetish instead of shame. I love having a kink that is goofy, playful, and fun --- even though the cleanup's still a pain.

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guys get the gunge on gameshow

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cute guy gets trashed on radio show

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face full of gunge

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Speedo pies

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Putting the "pies" in abspecspies pt.3

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from the web

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when the douchebags on the skins team lose

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