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Got home from work and the first thing I did was plop a nice big pie in my own face.

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Pied from both directions

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Pied on chest day

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Cocky Boxer Gets Gooped

Another epic sliming courtesy of Jay852uk. I never seem to get out of the tank clean...

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"Hit me"

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What does it feel like when pies and slime get messy all your hair and beard? And how do you wash it off?

It feels great. A bearded face catches more cream than a clean shaven one, so bearded guys make the best targets. Pie feels heavy and thick in your beard and hair, especially if it's made with real whipped cream or marshmallow fluff. Slime varies, but the kind I like best is thick, heavy, and opaque - thicker than the stuff they used on Nickelodeon. It all washes off easily, so don't be afraid of getting gooey.

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If I could catch footballs like I can catch custard pies, I'd be in the NFL

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off-duty clown

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Happy 3.14 Day!

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the money shot

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I got creamed by a Marine. Oorah!

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Watching these handsome goofballs get banana cream pied was what made me gay 😜

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Can you make a video of yourself making a pie and then slamming it in your face? It would be great to see the work you put in end up making you super messy. 😈

That's a great idea

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He's both my body goal and my slime goal