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You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

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shhhhh guys be quiet we need to be quiet or else the bears will hear us. as long as we all keep quiet (everyone liking this post) we will be fine just don't do anything to alert the bears okay?

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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you’d never get it i have sick and twisted fantasies (making every character aromantic)

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rpf is literally good for you

rpf gives me a better high than racking lines of cocaine

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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

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We all have that one mutual that doesn't follow us

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Trying to decipher if I've been hallucinating the feeling of bugs on my legs for a month or if it's just my long leg hair tickling me even when it shouldn't be (like under my socks)

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This is what info dumping oc lore feels like

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this is the best tik tok ive ever seen i love her so much

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when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

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the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

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i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

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I love very specific cakes

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before