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Dan loves gingers boi i am one vgef ghegviewbgiwhe *mood*
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we neeeeeeeed to make this happen PLZ
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PHIL HAS 3.9M SUBSCRIBERS AS OF NOW IGNORE WHAT I SAID ITS POSSIBLE TO GET HIM TO 4M BY HIS BIRTHDAY WE HAVE LIKE THREE WEEKS
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lets do it

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Phil Lester - A short Poem
Roses are red, There’s a YouTuber named Phil, Please reblog and subscribe, So he gets to 4 mil
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241 channels and nothing to watch.
Hello love bugs!
Dan x reader. Warnings ⚠️ slightish smut? Please send requests. Also should I do a smutty part 2??
“Ugh I hate these stupid crappy romantic movies, I don’t need some ditsy characters to remind me how pathetic my love life is.” You say as you sit beside Dan on the couch. He was flipping through the channels and happen to stop on a romantic movie. You vaguely remember it and wanted to call it the notebook? Either way it made you feel sick. You honestly wouldn’t have such a strong reaction if it wasn’t for the fact that you’re still fresh from a breakup from your long term relationship. Almost a full year of your life gone in an instant.
“You’re exactly right! You don’t need them, you have me for that.” Dan says with a smirk on his face as his dips his hand into the popcorn on your lap.
“I’m serious!” You say pushing him by the shoulder. “Love seems so overrated right now. You fight then you make up. You say you’ll change ,and you may for a bit. Then you always go back to the same thing as before and so the circle repeats itself.” You say with a huff. “ I just need to find someone who is more like me. Is it possible to clone yourself and then marry that clone? I know what I want from a relationship in life. Who better than myself to fulfill that need.” You say looking at Dan with questioning eyes. You had finally gone off the deep end and Dan was elected to fix it.
“First things first. Only sheep have been cloned. I guess you can call twins some form of a clone but that would be incest. Second, you just need to find someone that’s compatible with you and can give and take in the relationship. You were with a taker. You need a giver.” Dan says looking at you trying to read your face for any evidence of what he just said was being comprehended by you. “Please tell me you didn’t get stuck after the sheep named Dolly.” He says with a quizzical look.
“No I understand.” You say looking into Dan’s eyes for some answers. “What I don’t understand is where you think I can find someone like this.” You say feeling a tear slip down your face. Great now you were crying. Emotions have got you all fucked up and now you can’t even control yourself.
“Hey now.” Dan says wiping the stray tear from your cheek with his thumb. “You will find someone.” He says with a smile. “I would never let you be that perpetual old lady with a million cats.” He says making you crack a smile.
“How do you always know what to say?” You say putting your head on his shoulder. “I’m so glad I have you. I need you in my life more than ever.
Dan chuckles making you head bop up and down to his movements.” If anything, I need you in my life. I hate to say it but fuck it.“ He says exhaling a breath he didn’t know he was holding. "I’m over the moon that he is out of your life. I hated every moment I saw him with you. I never said anything because I wanted you to be happy. If I said anything i thought I might lose you and I could never afford that.” He says looking down at you. This time his chocolate eyes were the ones talking on there own. It’s as if he was begging to kiss you and fill the small space you two had created between each other.
Your eyes were filled with so many questions but also with lust. A lust to feel something again. Human contact that was more then a I’m sorry hug. So before you could think to much your lips crashed into Dan’s. It started as a soft innocent kiss, but quickly began to fill with passion. Clearly a passion that had been demanding to be felt for a long time. Your hands tangled behind Dan’s neck as he pulled you closer onto his lap. Only breaking apart to take breaths. After a heated snog the two of you broke apart panting pressing each others foreheads together.
“That was.” You say breathing heavily as if you just run a race. Before you could finish your sentence Dan was attacking your neck with kisses,sucking,and nibbling as he went. Your imitate reaction is to run your fingers through his hair. Little moans escaping your lips as he found the spot on your neck that drives you wild. You hadn’t made out like this since you were a teen. The feeling that you just needed to ravish each other’s bodies as if each of you were going to melt away at any moment. You finally find your voice again pulling away from Dan. Let’s continue this in your room you say. Dan agrees nodding his head and pushing you off his lap to then present a hand to help you up. You take it willingly. You weren’t sure were this was all going to go. All you cared was that you finally felt that you were with someone who was right for you.
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Honestly i wouldn't be surprised if Phan came out, but i'd be SHOOK if Dan came out as a top instead of bottom
like phil tops fight me
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Peppermint Tea
Phil Lester (X Reader)
Peppermint Tea
You had been up all night, not finding a good way to fall asleep plus Phil would be home soon. Having paced all around the tiny flat as you waited, you got a bit tired and the nerves in your stomach didn’t go away. Finally, you settled on making some peppermint tea to help calm the nerves in your stomach. When the tea was finished you made your way to sit on the couch, sipping on the warm liquid.
This wasn’t a usual night, normally you’d be able to go to bed just fine and be up extra early to greet the boys when they came home. It wasn’t much different, you were excited but it wasn’t the only thing on your mind. That’s why you had hoped to get in a few hours of sleep, knowing that you’d be up for awhile once Phil got home. He would want to tell you all about his trip as you two fell asleep together.
As you carried on sipping your tea, you ran a hand over your stomach. Looking down at the loose fabric of Phil’s shirt that covered a big surprise. With the extra bit of weight that hung there, you knew that you wouldn’t show for a bit. You still wanted to tell Phil as soon as you could overcome your nerves. Having woken up a few days after he left, quite early in the morning with a bit of what you thought, was just a stomach bug. Then with a few more mornings the same way you decided to make a quick run to the store with your close friend, Heather, to buy a few tests. After getting many positive tests, you and Heather talked for the rest of the night what you would do. Agreeing with Heather, that you should inform him once he was home or least within the day.
You sat on our couch eager to tell Phil some exciting news once he got home. Sitting your coffee mug of tea onto the table in front of you, you relaxed into the couch.
“Y/N?” A voice tried to wake you during a much-needed sleep. Shaking your head, you snuggled deeper into the couch trying to ignore them as they said your name again. There was light talking, mostly a friendly argument as another voice was trying to get them to stop.
“Y/N?” The same voice said as you felt a slight shake to your shoulder. Groaning you shook your shoulder to get them off before peeking an eye open. Coming eye to eye with bright blue eyes and a big goofy grin.
Realising it was the man you’ve been waiting for you sat up quickly and wrapped around arms around him. Trying to study yourself as you felt a little dizzy. “Oh,” You let out a tiny whisper as your head spun a little and your stomach felt ill.
“I’ve missed you,” Phil’s voice rang through your ears as you pulled away.
You looked at him, before getting up from the couch and careful but quickly going to the bathroom. Kneeing on the floor you lifted the toilet lid before emptying your stomach into the bowl.
“Are you all right?” Phil’s accented voice asked, feeling light tickles as he gathered up your hair from around your face. You nodded as you took the ponytail holder from around your wrist and handed it to him. Carefully and loosely he wrapped her hair into a bun. “Would you like some tea?” He asked, “I think there’s still some peppermint tea.”
“Yes, please,” you told him, leaning your forehead against the toilet seat. You didn’t want to get up in case another wave of nausea hit you.
“Do you wanna stay here?” He asked, “or would you like to go to bed or the living room?” he added his voice soft as he gently rubbed your back.
You signed as your stomach began to settle, “Few more minutes,” you muttered to him. He didn’t say anything back but he continued rubbing your back.
As you started feeling better and thought it would be a good idea to stand up, nerves returning low in your belly. Phil helped stand you to your feet and checked you over, as you stared at his face. Etching into your mind how worried he looks about you before knocking into him with another hug.
“Careful, don’t want you sick,” Phil said, wrapping his arms around you and rubbing your back.
Saying you missed him was probably an understatement, he and Dan weren’t gone all that long but it felt like the months. You just wanted to climb up the stairs and into Phil’s bed and cuddle for the rest of the night. Now that you appear to be sick Phil would probably agree with the statement but you really wanted to get something off your chest.
“I’ve missed you so much,” you mumbled into his chest.
You were replied with a rumble of laughter, “I’ve missed you too,” He said giving you a squeeze and letting go. “I believe it’s time for bed,” His eyes looked worried as his meant yours.
You shook your head, “Not yet, I wanna hear about your trip,” you smiled up at him.
“Your ill, Y/N,” he said, brushing a tiny piece of her behind your ear. He was being super sweet but you really didn’t want to sleep. You felt fine and you really did want to hear all about his trip. “Do you wanna brush your teeth?” Phila asked, “I’ll see if Dan made some tea,” he smiled at you.
You frowned, “You think my breath smells bad?” You asked.
“Um, well,” He frowned a little, “Throwing up isn’t good on your teeth,” He defended himself.
You giggled, “Really?”
He nodded as you pushed him out of the tiny toilet room to brush your teeth. “Check on the tea, Lester,” you playfully glared at him as he moved to go check on the tea.
Once your breath was fresh, after almost throwing up from the toothpaste. Managing to keep it down not to alarm the boys or give away any signals, you headed up stairs.
“Your tea,” Dan handed you, your already used but filled cup of tea before you took a seat on the couch.
“Thanks,” you smiled at him.
“Once that teas gone it’s off to bed with you,” Phil said walking into the living room with a bowl in hand. He sat down next to you, “Feel better?” He asked as you noticed he was eating Dan’s cereal, again.
“Yes,” you assured him. Keeping the warm mug between your hands as you leaned against him.
“I’ll be in my room,” Dan said, by the time you looked over at him, he was already out the room.
You giggled, glancing him at Phil, “So, how was the trip?” You asked.
“It was great,” Phil smiled, he started with how awful he felt about leaving you here all alone. That he was sorry there wasn’t any way to bring you with him as him and Dan we getting things settled for their tour in American. “You would have had fun, I think,” Phil told you about everything. Even though they hadn’t went all that far awhile, he had a great time and found a way to have fun. Though, he wouldn’t be Phil if he didn’t. “It’s so exciting,” Phil said, stopping as he chewed on some cereal.
You hadn’t been drinking too much tea as you sat there listening and watching him as he talked about his adventure. “I’m glad you had a great time,” she smiled at him as he looked at you, “I’m excited for you too, I’ll have to try to come out to see you.”
“I hope so too,” Phil’s eyes light up at the thought of you joining him on tour. “How was your week here?” He asked.
You stared at him, as you bit your lip. It felt all too soon, he has only been home for an hour and you were going to lay huge news on him just like that.
“Y/N?” Phil asked worry crossed his eyes as he looked at you.
“Oh, sorry,” you muttered. “It was great, um, Heather, she came over for a little bit,” you told him, “We had a girls night, movies, and sweets,” you nodded, biting your lip. How were you suppose to tell someone this kind of news. Looking down you picked at the hem of your shorts, trying to avoid eye contact. “She stayed here a couple days, I hope that was okay,” you really didn’t think he’d mind, you were here by yourself.
“It’s fine,” Phil told you, “It’s kinda scary to be alone, here,” there was a smile on his face as you looked back up at him.
You didn’t want to crush that smile with the fact of having a baby with him. Though you couldn’t keep it a secret at some point you were going to show. You were going to have more morning sickness and you didn’t think they’d pass it off as some cold. Though you were scared, who wouldn’t be?
“Are you sure you’re alright?” Phil asked.
You sat your tea cup down on the table before looking back at Phil. You nodded, leaning into and pressing your lips to his quickly.
“I’ve just missed you,” you said, hoping he’d believe it.
“You sure?” He asked, concerned as he sat down the empty bowl and turned fully towards.
“We’ve been together for along time,” you said, not sure where you were going, but you were hoping to get the truth out somewhere, “We’ve been together so many ways, I didn’t think it would have been possible, like for myself, that is,” You looked up at him. You could tell he was confused but at the same time, he was happy to hear you talk. “So, we’ve been through a lot then,” You went on. “We tell each other…”
“Y/N?” You could hear Dan’s voice coming into the living room. You quickly looked at him, sighing and irritated that he was ruining your moment. “Y/N, what is…” You saw what as in his hands before he held it up and you moved quickly off the couch. Nervous because you wanted to tell Phil and not have it completely ruined you snatched the stick out of his hands, glaring at him. His eyes widen as he looked at you, holding his hands up but he stayed right where he was.
“What was it?” Phil asked, eyebrows frowning as you looked back at him.
“Oh,” you said, getting a little dizzy as you hid the item, “Um, nothing just a pair of underwear,” you said, moving to sit in front of him, again.
“I’m…” you both started at the same time.
“Pregnant,” you cut him off before he could finish what he was saying.
He stared at you, not in a completely horrified way in which you thought he would be. Though he looked scared but yet, there was something else.
“What?” He couldn’t help as the corners of his mouth turned to turn into a grin.
You bit your lip, nodding, “Pregnant,” you repeated, “I, we are pregnant,” you said again.
“Woah, wow that’s…
“Disgusting,” Dan’s voice popped into the living room. “You did that when I was just across the hall?” He asked but sounded more like a statement.
You giggled as Phil blushed which made you laugh as you looked over at Dan. “Ready to be an uncle?” you asked him. Shook his head in with a playful angry face before leaving the room.
“There’s like a little person…” Phil started, “in there?” He questioned looking down towards your belly. “Like little Phils and Y/Ns?” Phil questions, with caution he brought his hands towards your belly lightly moving the shirt before poking at the skin. You let him explore this in his own way as he came to the conclusion there would be something growing there.
“Well, yes and no,” you told him, giggling at his silliness. “We aren’t having a litter of children.”
He couldn’t help the smile that took over his face as he looked back up at you. “Like a full tiny human is in here?”
You laughed before kissing his lips, again.
- Keeley
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when dan doesn’t wear his earrings, one tree dies. i didn’t know he hated trees. i didn’t know he hated earth. the lorax is comin for u daniel james howell. #savethetrees
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Stalking your Bae for editing tips like
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im really worried about dan. like i constantly worry about him bc he used to be so sad and i just sit and worry sometimes that hes angry at us shipping phan or if hes eating enough or if hes taking care of himself or if he hides razors from phil and covers cuts and is silently sad like 2009 dan. and i know this sounds so stupid but i just care so much and i dont want him to ever be sad or upset or anything but happy. and i know he says hes happy but ive seen so much hate recently towards him and phil and it just makes me think how much of it he lets get to him and i just hate not knowing if hes ok or just puts on a smile for the camera. and if he sees this (doubt it) please know, we love you no matter what.you’ll always be special to us and you dont need to change at all becasue you’re perfect. and i know that im over thinking this but when its someone close to your heart and someone that has changed and saved your life, you worry a little bit
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Some rant about Dan and Phil
You know, I’ve just finished TATINOF for, like, the billionth time and I thought a thing. I think the universe, or something else bigger than our lives, had decided that Dan and Phil would be destined to meet each other and be together. They may be lovers or simply platonical friends, but one thing is certain: those two are soulmates in their own way and there’s no one with the other.
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