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The Pigeon Used The Computer?
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I didn’t know it knew how to do that
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pigeon-with-a-blog · 7 months ago
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GET OUT OF MY INBOX MAN YOU’VE GOT A CHILD TO WORRY ABOUT
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pigeon-with-a-blog · 8 months ago
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purple haze
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pigeon-with-a-blog · 9 months ago
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(AOEX) YANDERE LUCIFER x READER: Radiance (DRABBLE)
i had a burst of inspiration at two in the morning, on christmas eve, in the middle of the night, pretty sure i heard santa on my roof. anyways, happy holidays you filthy animals!
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"[F/N]!!!"
His shrieks rang throughout the broken rubble of the facility. What use to be white clinical walls and pristine tile flooring were now broken down into stone-dust and shards. Nothing left as that monster rampaged throughout the remains.
She ran, [F/N] ran like her life depended on it and it most certainly did. Her lungs burned as she traversed the rubble, Tears flooding out the corner of her burning eyes as her scorched lungs tried to keep up the pace.
The light behind her, The radiance showing in her peripherals couldn't distract her now. Even though it blinded her and started to sizzle at her skin, Her mind was a single track on the route to escape.
He couldn't get to her now, Not when she had made so many deals, So many months of planning and plotting to get her to where she was now. That one mistake, The one that made the house of cards tumble down:
He had found out of her escape.
Pandemonium broke loose. Both men and women screaming as his yells rang throughout the destroyed facility, They sounded strained, As if he was in more pain than he usually was. But most of all,
He was pissed.
His light was angry, It burned her and scorched her and she should've known. She had flown too close and had been reprimanded as such, Though it didn't matter as she felt the light getting closer. She'd just need to fly faster.
"[F/N]..!! Where are you.. My wife.. WHERE ARE YOU?!"
He screamed once more, Much closer. He was gaining on her quickly which only made the tears in her eyes fall much faster, Her choked gasps for air come out ever so more often. Her legs near given out, But she needed to go- To keep going, To get out of here-
"[F/N]!!!"
She felt something crash into her.
[F/N] let out a scream of her own, Falling down and hitting the broken tiles of the floor hard. She yelped, Crimson ichor already spurting out from a newly shard-cut gash in her head.
Her vision was blurry, A faint droning hum in the back of her ears as she felt her mind fade in and out of consciousness. However the only thing keeping her awake was the compressing weight on her back, One that kept her down on the ground.
[F/N] cried as she felt the charred claws of her captor wrap around her waist. She sobbed as his rotting nose was pressed into the crook of her neck, The way he let out a strangled purr as he did made her want to puke.
"Why.. Why did you try to get away from me..? I.. You ran away.. You.." His voice was like a raid siren in the middle of the night, The panic flooding through thousands was felt in the thundering of her one single heart as he spoke.
Lucifer's tail, The matted blonde fur wrapped around her thigh like a prisoners chain as he held her down to the floor. She sobbed as his rotten body encased hers, Face still pressed into her neck as she felt the nips of his fangs start to graze her skin.
"P-Please.. No!" [F/N] cried as she felt the bone start to dig into her skin, Head still pressed up against the rubble of the ground and his broken body still holding her down. He wasn't in his right mind.
And as her head turned and was met with the face of the beast, [F/N] wished she had never been born.
He was rotting from the inside out, Half of his face was decayed like he had already expired. If only, [F/N] thought. His platinum blonde hair was matted with the blood of others, He now had only one green eye wildly staring down at her, The other one fallen out ages ago.
[F/N] felt bile rise at the back of her throat as she saw the insides of his face, Half-rotten half-primal rage. She could see the bare surface of his skull, She could see his flesh hanging like drapes from his skeleton and how it almost ripped off his frame.
His power, He had exerted himself.
All to get to her.
"W-Why could you do this to me..? Why did you.. You're my wife, We married-! You-.. " Lucifer was cut off by a series of coughs, Mid-way through the markings he started to leave on her neck.
His teal military-uniform was ragged and bloody, His lengthy cardinal cape was the same, Only concealing the ichor better. This man was emotionally a machine, No feelings or deviation. Just an unfeeling machine churning out his duties.
Back then, [F/N] almost convinced herself that he was human. A cold comfort if not for his tail and cat-slit pupils. Not for the light he always radiated, Not like the glow he always emanated.
His glow wasn’t like the radiance of the sun, it wasn't like a lover's embrace on a cold winter's eve. No, Instead it was like the catalyst of a nuclear fallout.
He was the light in the sky moments before disaster, He was the death of thousands of men and women across era. He was The Morningstar, The one warned of in tales of old passed down through tradition and brushed off by the young.
But he was no joke, Not anymore as he held her near crying. Claws around her waist starting to dig into her skin and his coughing breaking down into wheezes, Teeth still lodged deep into her neck.
"You.. You must have gotten lost.. You must.. You got lost, Didn't you, My love? You.. You did!" Lucifer wheezed. This was no machine, Not anymore. He had sentience alright, But even so his delusions were not easily shaken.
[F/N] sniffled, Red eyes looking back at his horrific visage.
"P-Please- You gotta let me go, I can't stay here anymore- Please-! GRAH-!" [F/N] screamed as she felt his teeth gnaw into her neck and bite down, Blood gushed up from the wound and splattered on his rotten flesh.
And she wanted to scream, when she felt his tongue start to lick at her wound.
"Shhh.. You do not need to explain it to me-! You got lost-! You worried me.. You worried me.." He doted as his teeth parted from her wound and his tongue starting to lap at the blood, Almost caringly, Like a cat grooming it's young.
[F/N] sobbed. She knew very well that there was no getting through to him, Not in this state nor in his full power.
Her neck ached, Unable to support her head at it was fallen to the ground. Lucifer continued to tongue at her nape, She could almost feel him physically calm as he tasted the sweetness of her ichor.
"You worry me.. You.. I love you.. I love you, I love you.. I love you.." He said in-between each stroke of his tongue, Which just made her sob even harder. She wheezed, Body weak as she tried to crawl out from under his hold.
The stench was horrid, The iron copper of her blood mixing in with the ugly death of his rotting vessel. She knew he was in pain with every ache of his ligaments, With every tail-squeeze of her thigh she could feel his anguish.
But that didn't seem to matter to him anymore. Clawed hands still digging into her midsection as he claimed his prize, His wife, The one person in the damned dimension that took away his misery.
She loved him, She did. From the moment they met on that fateful night, When their eyes locked as he declared war on the true cross order. He knew that they were meant to be, The yearning obsession pounding through his heart being the tell-tale sign.
She felt the same way, She must have! Lucifer didn't know what he'd do if she didn't, What he'd do if he even had a suspicion.
The bodies around them, The splatters of organs and muscle was enough to tell [F/N] what would happen. The burning light coming from each and every single corpse, Their sizzled flesh smelling almost disgustingly like a meat on a grill, Just like the barbecue's she had when she was free.
But now he held her in a chokehold, What he thought was a lovers embrace. But this demon could never learn to love, Not in the way that could've ever been human anyways. [F/N] just sobbed in his arms, Unable to do anything else.
What could she do? This was The King of Light.
She could never escape, She didn't need a gilded cage to understand that part.
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pigeon-with-a-blog · 1 year ago
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everyday i wake up to check the messmer tag as if i've played shadow of the erdtree or even elden ring at all
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pigeon-with-a-blog · 1 year ago
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Man I feel so bad for Messmer bc snakes fart like a fucking race car and bro has two grafted into his torso. They fart so hard that it probably rattles his rib cage.
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pigeon-with-a-blog · 1 year ago
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( messmer x tarnished ) the winged snakes, as messmer's constant companions, understand his feelings better than most-- at times, better than he does himself.
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pigeon-with-a-blog · 1 year ago
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Marika holding baby Messmer
> previous one
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pigeon-with-a-blog · 1 year ago
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Sweet Taste of Nectar
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Pairing: Messmer the Impaler / Wife! Reader
Warnings: Rough Smut
Synopsis: he liked to be rough with his wife, sure, but she adored it.
A/N: I’m trying a new layout to my writing, let me know if it’s any better!
messmer could die a happy man, with such a sight to gaze upon.
his victories held no contest against such a feat displayed before him.
the man watched her bounce languidly upon his lap; hands upon his shoulders with a tight grip.
up and down his wife went, grinding against his hips with fervor, moans escaping her with each push and shove made inside her warm mound.
“please,” she had begged out, voice easing over the squelches echoing inside the chamber.
“so pretty,” he whispered. his eyes— never once straying from her moving breasts, catching them ever so often with his heat induced hands.
He knew she had to be close, the way her orbs glossed over with a light sheen, sweat dabbed across her brow and her legs stiffened with a tight pressure around the man’s hips.
she puffed out air as her neck leaned back tiredly. a simmering burn made its way across her stomach, to the middle of her core and she wanted it out— craved the much needed release just as much as he did.
messmer could no longer wait, for his patience had run thin. his torso sat up, pushing the girl to be underneath his lanky form.
her head dangled off the bed, sweat stuck to her skin like a cheap perfume.
“it— hah, you promised I could lead,” the girls shoulders shook with wanted need, and the man scoffed while looping her leg around his waist. his toned arms held up her legs easily, and it would have been impressive if she wasn’t numbed from the many hours of love making.
“pretty wife,” he was smiling now. it was small, didn’t reach his lust filled eyes.
his hips pulled back before he slammed roughly into her.
her head reeled back with a snap, a groan overtook her as the man slapped against her lower half with more speed than she could ever muster.
one hand free, he reached out to find the slim neck it craved to hold— to squeeze until she begged him to utterly destroy her, to fill her with as much seed as he possible could.
his fingers wrapped around the delicate skin as he picked up a steady pace. hitting her favorite spot over, over and over again.
“—nnngh,” the girls eyes rolled back uncontrollably, wet tears grazed her lashes, and fell down in waves upon her cheeks from the drawn on pleasure the man fed her.
he needed to hear it. taste the much desired words across his tongue.
pumping harder, faster, the bed piece creaked out in response. The wood squealed with every increase of the man’s pace.
“say it,” the knight demanded.
“say it, pretty wife,”
everything felt so numb. over and over he hit against her lower lips— and she could once more feel the fire in her belly build up.
messmer tightened his hold upon her throat, a low whine escaped her lips.
“say it!”
“I—,” the pace was perfect; the roughness the girl had needed and desired all day was finally here. her fingers swiped away at the tears that fell, mouth falling agape in the process. drool leaked out instantly, the man lapped it up, his pink tongue dragged across her chin slowly.
“—fill me. I—I’m all yours, my hus-husband!” the man shuddered, his form sagged against hers with his hips giving one final slam, letting both their juices run freely down his pale thighs.
looking down at the messy haired girl, he let out a laugh.
hair poked in each direction and sweat and spit swept over her body.
not caring for the sticky feeling across her thighs she groaned out, reaching to put her hands around the back of Messmer’s neck.
“bath?” he questioned; knowing that his wife must feel dirty
“bath,” she agreed. her eyes closed instantly while the flame picked up her sagging body, leading her to the tub just across the hall.
she did nothing but lean against him, as he washed and kissed every inch of her body.
it wasn’t until they returned back to their newly sheeted bed, that they exchanged pleasantries.
“i love you, dear wife,” lips molded against her forehead, down to her temple and cheek.
she hummed.
“and i you, my husband.”
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pigeon-with-a-blog · 1 year ago
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i think whenever Marika was on the edge of spiraling, only Messmer knew how to pull her back.
(my art is always based on this theory)
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pigeon-with-a-blog · 1 year ago
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thinking about drunk messmer i need to see his ass after like 6 glasses of merlot
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pigeon-with-a-blog · 1 year ago
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impale me bro
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pigeon-with-a-blog · 1 year ago
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bro is never losing his virginity at this rate
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pigeon-with-a-blog · 1 year ago
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Messmer looks like the type of guy to play video games in the dark in nothing but his boxers
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pigeon-with-a-blog · 1 year ago
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messmer shouldn't have been doing war crimes in the land of shadow he should have been at the club
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pigeon-with-a-blog · 1 year ago
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feel free to impale me messmer- *blood curdled cough*
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pigeon-with-a-blog · 1 year ago
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Protector of his Woman
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Pairing: Messmer the Impaler x Reader
Synopsis: Leaving the kingdom was a choice, but leaving his wife? Out of the question.
Warnings: Talk of violence/Death.
Enjoy!
“Does thou take me for a fool?” 
The pale flame stood tall, beside him his wife gripped onto the forearm placed in front of her frame. She stood just behind said man, looking away from the escalating scene. Too distracted by the swiveling trees and smell of pine wafting through the air. 
“Of course not, your grace! Its, well, your mother thought it best-”
“My mother disgraces me with such a request, yet is unfit to be present?” 
The golden soldier gulped, a bead of sweat dripped down the side of his brow, illuminating his face with a light sheen. 
“N-no, she traveled to the capital today, y-your grace.” 
The knight squinted. His posture was rigid and offended by the mere man's presence. 
He stood on their porch, by their house and demanded his attention to the capital? 
How offensive, how misinformed how- 
“Husband?” 
The burning flames hushed beneath his palms as the attention diverted from the man, to the small women beside him.
“Wife,”
With half lidded eyes, the man moved a hand towards her backside and rested it upon her lower spine. The aura shifted, the heat died down and the ambiance of nature could once more be heard. (Rather than the sizzling of a flame that grew onto the man's digits.)
“Maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad visit. It has been a while since our last outing.” He felt the strokes upon his arm, soothingly moving up and down, up and down. 
“Leave us,” Messmer didn’t need to look up once more, as the soldier fled down their stone walkway. 
“She insults us, thou knows of her intentions.” 
His gaze stuck to her lucky honeydew on bread, it stayed there globbing onto each detail. Her eyes were bright today, full of light and love. Yet there was also worry there, and Messmer bit his tongue for placing such a feeling onto her. Her form sagged beside his, most of his arm held her body up, halting it from falling upon the rocks.
“She does,” a pause
“But she’s your mother, to not make an appearance would surely soil your reputation, my love.” 
“Have I not done enough? The bodies that lay upon the mountains, are they not proof of my unwavering loyalty?” His voice raised, startling the shorter woman, moving forward he gestured his hands around their vicinity. 
“All of this, all of it! It's safe because I deemed it so. Not the lord Godwyn, Not the unbeatable Melania. Me. The beholder of flames! Yet thee can be ruined- butchered, for not returning to an unloving kingdom?”
Mouth dry, she tried to speak- to comfort the rising temper of the man but no words budged. His eyes burned bright, they looked right through her. 
“No. I will not be returning, dear wife. For my place is here, by your side, in this house that I built for us,” Cautiously the knight placed himself back in front of her, and to her surprise, bent down on his knees. 
“Messmer! Get up this instant, your knees-”
A big palm covered her lips, its texture rough and calloused. It was so warm compared to the nipping air around them. And although she tried to be mad- she really did, it was hard when such a warmth was comforting to the girl. 
“My wife, I will protect thy until the flames of this land die out, until there's no one left but us to occupy such a fool of a kingdom,” 
“However,” 
The bigger man's hand dropped from her lips, both of his limbs instead wrapped themselves around her being, until his elbows molded together. 
“Do not ask me to leave your side again. Promise me.” 
“Husband… I simply canno-
“Promise me!” The man shouted, his grip tightened fastly around her.
Her nails dug into the man's wrists, and although she wasn’t in pain, his fervent yet fierce attitude scattered her mind. She wasn’t used to such a ferocity of emotion emitting from the man, aimed at her no less.
“I- I promise, I promise my love!” 
As if those were the words he was waiting for all his life, the man crumpled beneath her frame, his head buried between the ripples of her dress, with his nose digging into her stomach. 
She didn't know just how far such a devotion could- would go for the maroon knight. 
For how could she see the future, wrapped in nothing but flame and immorality?
“I  adore you, little wife,” Yellowed iris’ glanced upon her orbs. 
“And I you, Husband.”
As if starved the man leaned up quickly; hungrily, to lock his lips against hers. Broken skin connected with softened and smooth, Messmer moaned out in content. 
If his wife was to be the end of the world, he would be her weapon. His flames would bathe her with as much loyalty he could give. 
What would he need a broken kingdom for, when such a devoted wife lay in his arms?
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pigeon-with-a-blog · 1 year ago
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I’m literally never gonna shut up about all the possibilities there are in him being a snake so. Do we think Marika had a capital F freak out when Messmer was born and then calmed down only to have another when postnatal shed
(For references snakes usually have their first shed around a week and a half after hatching, though it can be sooner or later. Some snakes shed as early as an hour after!)
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