I am human, I consider nothing human to be alien to me. 31 - he/him i work at library and read books. death to USA
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You can't be parasocial with dead musicians and writers btw. It's called having a soul bond
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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that
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i'll never forget hooking up with a guy last summer who has a ritsy "luxury" apartment in a middle class neighbourhood and the first thing i noticed abt his place was how the AC actually worked
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I'm keeping an eye out for heat stroke in my area and I can't figure out what a full body flush would look like on dark skin since all the pictures are just fake training pictures. Anyone have video/pics of a heat stroke flush on black skin?
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the funniest family story of mine is that my parents as teenagers, long before they knew each other, both had cats called kishka who they both insisted means cat in russian. my dad whatever, but my mom had every reason to know better. we have close litvak relatives
#i just did some sleuthing and kishka is in fact cat in ukrainian!!!!#but girl. we all know what a kishke is its not a cat
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#this photo made me realise my childhood dog favoured the golden parent far more than the lab parent
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Having to explain to way too many people that no, Iran doesn’t have nuclear weapons.
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im slowly cataloguing my photos so I can pull them from the cloud, and so ive been seeing a lot of photos of myself from ten years ago. god, having big pendulous boobs and growing up in a fat family terrified of being fat really convinced me I was fat as a teen. girl I was so skinny
#when i moved back to azania after being starved by my family one og the things my dad was insistent on making me understand was that#my mom's “”afrikaans“” family eats nothing but meat all day every day and I'm gonna get fatter. girl#on so many levels bc my moms family is English with several prominent Afrikaner ancestors. my dad is just a UK citizen Englishman#why was i raised in the circus by clowns
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have i ever posted abt that time my roommate was a gay trans Christian and when I said no I dont care that his UU church ""respects all faiths"" its still Christian, he then proceeded to drive past a messianic ""judaism"" church and tell me i should go there. when I was literally already a member of an actual shul
#thank god i decided to forgo religion entirely#i had another roommate who was a sam harris atheist who said she was fine living with me bc jews dont proselytise#and then proceeded to put on her islamophobia podcast on every day no headphones
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living in "progressive" areas is always so funny, pastors will slide up to your clockable ass in public and be like "man isnt it fucked up how evil most christians are to you? im not im good. we're trustworthy. we've got a church nearby you can go to" and all the churches got lgbt flags flying outside and shit. who are u fooling bro? \*looks at all the lgbt christians ive seen and met* oh. oh you're fooling a lot of people.
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