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Dreams: I want a new ongoing gag where Jay almost dies in ABSOLUTELY INSANE ways. (A light fixture falling is too obvious). Like start small, Jay chokes a little on a blueberry, has an unfortunate run in with a bike, Jay gets food poisoning (which is really amazing he isn't dead from this, the man is a food menace). Then get wild, Jays shirt gets randomly smaller on a hot day until it starts to suffocate him, Jay is punched in the face by a kangarroo ext ext. I want Pete and Albertas relationship to be the complete opposite of what one would expect. Like Pete is super confident and dominating and Alberta is shy and quiet. I want Isaac and Nigel to start up a 100% smooching only relationship. Just caught smooching all over the place I want Trevor to start buying INSANE nonsense for the BNB. Like a gold toilet, or a broken vintage porche, just random things that would EAT the budget. I want a crossover to Ghosts Australia. Like PLEASE!!!!! Realistic Jay might nearly be hit with more light fixtures :( I don't think Utkarsh is becoming a slapstick actor, so no insane near misses. Unless they hire an AMAZING stunt double. More secondary ghosts! A recurring character episode would be awesome! A wild AF Halloween, maybe bring back Beatrice?

Repost with your dreams for season 5 of ghosts and then your realistic predictions

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Idea for Ghosts Australia

Its not too late to have a great 'Flower character' Cause of death: Mauled by a wombat (no this has never happened ever) Alive girl: How did you get all those wounds Flower: I was hit by a (wom) bat Alive girl: Someone hit you with a rouge bat? Flower: Yep a (wom) bat... Alive girl: You keep whispering something before you say bat Flower: No I'm not! You are talking (wom)bat shit

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Conspiracy... or Crossover

Bare with me folks.

Ghosts Australia (the Australian remake of Ghosts BBC) is due to start in 2025. Now! In Ghosts USA, a surprising number of recurring characters recently moved to Australia. That being Laura and little Pete (Petes family, and also Lauras husband probably) and Chris (the Australian stripper ghost). There has also been a new roaming ghost Joan, introduced, who said that with practice, a roaming ghost can leave their ghost boundary for longer without disappearing. There is no WAY that Pete doesn't train to go to Australia to see his family. So... what I'm saying is Pete Martino visits Ghosts Australia!!!! (and maybe runs into Chris along the way, causing Isaacs little lie to surface.)

CROSSOVER!!!!

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Down and Dirty (re-post)

Down and Dirty Chapter 6

Just though I would go ahead and re-link my fic from a while ago, which has Isaac and Nigel taking a strong interest in the new ghost Chris. What follows is chaos, drama and a whole lot of humor

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Cloacal Kisses

So we all agree that Isaac has a dinosaur kink right?

Caution: EXTREME SILLYNESS (with mild sexiness)

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Not on the HallMark

Is anyone else, super normal about Nigel wedding gift of learning all about dinosaurs so that Isaac could talk dinosaurs with his husband. No just me? Anyway here is 3000 words of pure fluff about it When Isaac is swept off his feet by Nigel dinosaur hypothesis, Isaac decides he should try sweeping Nigel off his feet. By copying Hallmark movies. [spoilers for Season 4: Sad Farsby]

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What if Pete will get sucked off if he and Carol manage to come to an amicable conclusion on the Are Doughtnut Holes Different from Doughnuts and it turns out the sheer indignant spite is what kept him there

I don't think that's the actual solution but it would be hilarious

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Jay yelling to the ghosts to get Sam to bring him toilet paper.

They can't find her but eventually a single sheet slides under the door. Trevor is exhausted but so proud of himself for saving the day.

Jay refuses to use it cause it's filthy from sliding across the floor of the whole B&B.

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Hair ties as wedding bands. What a great idea, that is so sweet

I like to think Nigel and Issac would have exchanged their hairties as a replacement for wedding bands and thus their first kiss as a married couple would have looked a lot like this

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The Last To HigginBottom

Isaac receives an unexpected piece of mail from an old flame. aka What if Isaac hates Hamilton because they had an affair and Hamilton didn't call.

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Season 4 Wish

Isaac: Nigel you aren't mad? Nigel: Not at all. Samantha says you have entered your 'hoe era'. And who amongst us hasn't been there Isaac: Yes (chuckles), a man is not truly a man until he has handled his share of farm equipment. Though there is not but a single hoe on the property. Nigel: 🥰

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Season 4 wish

In my fanfiction <a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/56946070/chapters/144805276/">Down and Dirty</a> . Chris dies from a gas leak (while moonlighting as an unlicensed gas fitter for Jays Restaurant), because he can't smell. That means both Chris and Isaac died of gas. And what could be more romantic (and totally bonkas hilarious) <3

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At the end of Season 3 [spoilers for Season 3 episode 10: Isaacs Wedding] Isaac finds himself in a dirty situation… Watch Isaac get out of this situation and into even dirtier ones as he learns about himself while making many mistakes. (no smut… just drama, hornyness and a few smooches)

This fic is finally completed, and I would summarize it as Big Gay Drama.

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Bare Bollocks

Isaac and Nigel get a saucy. This is an ADULTS only fanfic and contains explicit material. Its also a little kinky, but in a sweet safe way. [no spoilers for season 3]

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I've written just so many fics for ghosts (like 50).... its a problem

This is my most recent (but unfinished one)

Down and Dirty:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56946070/chapters/144805276

And this is my favorite

Rap and Roosters:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47222242/chapters/118983343

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On a Cheese Roll

When Sam and Jay accidentally make a bet with the Farnsbys that they will win the local cheese festival, Trevor gets the idea to start a betting business with the other ghosts. Meanwhile, Flower fights for the rights of cheese microbes.[No spoilers for season 3]

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Alberta and Nigel fake dating to mess with Isaac. Its so ridiculous and petty, just the kind of dysfunctional nonsense these two weirdos might get up to <3 <3 <3

Okay next question: @mooncalf87 mentioned a possible Alberta/Nigel friendship/connection developing next season. Any other unexpected pairings/crackships you all would like to see? Doesn't have to be canon or even make sense. :)