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its so irritating when bi ppl complain that gay ppl treat them differently after they enter a straight relationship because… fucking obviously we do? why would we ever treat you like one of us when you live as a functionally straight person. they’ll say they’re choosing a person not a side, as if it’s gay people’s faults that the gender of your partner has huge social political ramifications…. that’s just life every decision opens and closes doors. don’t try to make me care about your boyfriend.
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important life update: my dog came out of the woods with half of an artisanal baguette
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Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.
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living in 2025 when u love truth and beauty and integrity
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kid at my work has been obsessed with pangea lately. he keeps telling me we have to "save it". like go back in time and push it back together
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ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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its always like be careful this song might become a memory. this cologne might become a memory. this brand of beer might become a memory. i time travel all the time
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