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rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

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the feminine urge to release a gut-wrenching scream from the depths of your soul

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Good people are reincarnated into kittens that are adopted by girls with big naturals

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Jane Austen // Bao Phi

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having ocs is so fun tho. It’s like playing with barbie dolls except we’re hallucinating it all vividly in our heads and everybody is emotionally scarred

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My Fair Lady (1964) dir. George Cukor

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“WHEN THEY SAY YOU CAN’T GO HOME AGAIN, WHAT THEY MEAN IS YOU WERE NEVER THERE” by Marty Mcconnell

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I AM GOING TO LEARN//THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE//AND THEN I WILL BECOME ONE– Big Jinx, 2020

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People that walk around smiling for no reason, probably just won an argument in their head and we’re just witnessing their way of taking a victory lap.

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no ❤️ vember

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How many other men were there? You mean before I met you, or since I met you, or altogether?

Love in the Afternoon (1957) dir. Billy Wilder

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Identifying xNTPs

- seem popular when you first look at them, probably attractive (it’s that pouty lip lifestyle)

- then you realize that they don’t talk to people

- then you realize that when they do talk, they talk really loudly

- then you realize, when they talk to their close friends, they won’t shut up

- except for when they’re silent for three months at a time

- then you get slapped w/ the fact that they’re A NERD (and proud of it)

- OR you never find out they’re a nerd and think everyone else is delusional for treating them like they’re the most intelligent person on the planet when clearly, this person is a big dumbass

- probably waiting for someone to do or say something interesting

- might be surrounded by people but always on the outside of the circle or latched onto one person 

- EYE CONTACT. Hands down, the easiest way to know assuming they have already acknowledged your existence. I personally don’t know what to do with my eyes during a conversation so I don’t really look away. Only look at you if they’re interested. 

- “No, oh wait, maybe…” is their go-to response (a conversation btwn INTPs is like so: “no, for this reason-” “no, you’re wrong because-” “no, because-” “no, I’m correct”)

- often really bored by whatever is happening outside of their head so they either won’t engage or will try to start a game or something

- always known as the funny friend

- easily annoyed, famous for glares, sometimes it’s meant as a joke

- in class, they wait for someone else to answer the teacher’s questions first before deciding they’ll take initiative when no one else does  — > applies to most things

- cuddly but in a particular way, likely want to be the one to initiate all forms of bodily contact once they’re close to you

- might not even like cats but 100% of people will read them as a cat-person

- intelligent but forgets a lot of shit because they just don’t care enough or haven’t had to remember that piece of knowledge in 3 yrs. 

- when they’re passionate, they’re all in, the edge of the multiverse is the limit / when they’re not, they’re gonna sleep for the next 100 yrs. and will growl at you if you wake them

- may wake up early but won’t do anything until 7:00PM-4:00 AM because it’s peak performance hour

- great at finding other people’s stuff, great at losing their own

- respond to your questions like a CIA agent, you’re on a need to know basis 

- but also will randomly spill all their secrets at 3 AM

- when someone says they’re friends w/ them they respond either like 1) “we’re friends?” *confusion* or 2) “we’ve been in love since we met” 

- their good friends know who their crush is before they know

- text you immediately but often forget you exist if you don’t constantly remind them (it’s okay, they forget they exist)

- love you lots but are also trying not to be too attached

- kinda nice but also analyzing your every move and storing it in their mental bank 

- they will remember really specific things about you and will either use this to tell when you’re lying or to get you great birthday presents

- don’t trust you but supposedly they should give people the benefit of the doubt

- if you insult them, they will look at you blankly because they’re trying to figure out if you meant that as an insult, if they care about you, and if they care at all

- competitive but unmotivated at the same time

- play hard, play hard some more, continue to play, work non-stop for 22 hrs.  until something is perfect, never work again

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infj things

- idea of a good time is staying at home doing nothing - listening to the rain, thunder or the ocean is an added bonus - second guessing everything when stressed - just thinking - observing other people from afar - hating people who are two-faced and selfish - phobia of crowds - knowing that things will work out eventually but needing a little understanding to feel supported - perfectionistic - too hard on themselves - wanting to know themselves as deeply as possible - opens up about feelings then apologises for doing so - can’t talk coherently but writing is the opposite - will say something extremely intelligent then accidentally run into a wall

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Need new music? Please accept this gift of some of my playlists. Take it, take it!

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7hUFNjOqpAmft7WaXLBqTq?si=fc8pSrfVRv2vLRaaxrmyxA

“another a24 indie/coming of age movie soundtrack”

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1lITIUaNDgo3HI2EaOmcnk?si=i_82Pan3QFeVpLkaxFGIbQ

“ceo of writing poems about boys who never loved me back”

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/32NnsiYLzRrPSexQrNRpeI?si=swtAci8CTfKOdxUfUeV5QA

“end credits to an apocalypse movie where everyone's sorta just chillin'”

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1fLhpX7756EMN7QallseFK?si=6bTskaLsS8esiVO2OmiAaQ

“we've been passing notes all class and you just pulled me into a hidden hallway and now you're kissing my neck and i have butterflies in my stomach”

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2NfIb8KKnBrfdmpRGXNd0H?si=L7Rt6DG3QSGzuFQFWDeXCg

“people don't need some epic love story to be loved fiercely, people just want to be wanted back.”

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/62PVm557JEIF4HJevJzCza?si=KpqYxIfHSqC9G2-dF8ISFA

“those scenes in movies where the bass is bouncing off the walls and everyone is dancing in slow motion and the lights are slowly fluttering on your eyelids”

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/67RzfoXtncuk0geNaiwab5?si=g2AmqMZpTj25vXM75A1WaQ

“goddess of spring and fertility, queen of the underworld, daughter of demeter, wife of hades.”

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7q3yGtOvz7xHJGb2K2Ra8C?si=vj5gT1emSn2dv76Z6bJxHg

“you feel like everything i've been looking for”

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/05vth1cUQRpywbe8WdMMN2?si=Pp85ntnEQfSQR8bJNRgLlQ

“olympus has fallen but the gods live on”

You’re welcome <3

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natalie portman embroidered her cape with all of the female directors who were snubbed in oscars 2020 is the reason i believe in female supermacy

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The Beatles on a train platform during the filming of "A Hard Days Night", London 1964.