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i love watching TV shows that absolutely suck and being like "this would be so good if it was good"

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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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Im normal about them i swear...

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Gay rep in a netflix show: Hey there. I’m Nolan, and I’ve got a kind of small, huge, enormous problem. I’ve got a crush,,, on another boy??? Am I gay?

Flamboyant drag queen friend: Nolan!!! You’re gay?! Let me be your mentor, you’re gonna slay so hard queen! Makeover time babe!!!! Slay!

Guy in a Cronenberg movie: I need another man to finger my bloody gash so badly I’m actually shaking

Guy #2: I have a vagania on my neck

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I love doodling!!!!!

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Based on the photos of Jessica and Roger in Roger's wallet!

Old doodle

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i liked problematic tropes

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Retired old souls all flock to Florida🌴🧉

(also omg guys tysm for the overwhelming kindess to just seeing the WIP of this!!!! I am seriously so grateful)

(also trust me the quality is alot better than the thumbnail)

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like my absolute favourite clickhole thing from this year

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worst fear is that i write something from the heart and it gets mocked as #tumblrprose . second worst fear is big big big big ant colony conspiring to kill me to death

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everyone forgets that you can just think something sucks. so much extra discourse when all you need to say is wow that sucks. or Wow i dont want to be around people obsessing over that. like when all else fails you can simply say wow. thats shit.

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Working on something small for myself :)

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i love The Character........ have you guys ever heard of The character

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I HATE THE CHARACTER SO MUCH #KILLINGTHECHARACTER

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happy juneteeth! my name is taibo, and i'm a black artist who would love to draw pictures... FOR YOU!!

i'm a selfshipper who loves to draw selfshipping for others, so if you're looking for someone to draw your ship but fear that it might be too unconventional for a lot of artists (or worry that an artist doesn't know how to draw non-white features. trust me i have felt this one firsthand), i am your guy! check out my prices and TOS here, and feel free to shoot me a message if you have any additional questions

if you're not able to commission me, though, no problem! i also have a tip jar-- anything helps right now, as commissions are my only source of income until my job is active again in the fall.

thank you to everyone who has supported me so far!

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I love shipping shit nobody else has even thunk of. I’m 10k years in advance compared to these other gay people. It’s me and this one other person who wrote fics in 2010 and hasn’t posted since against the world. I’m reading this shit from the ancient scrolls and understanding it.

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Like Flint's not being tortured anymore he's just being held but to him that's worse so yayyy

I've reformed I'm not making flint and superball have sex anymore they're just cuddling now