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Joyce: Will, you need to come out.

Will: I'm gay.

Joyce: That's great but you still need to leave the room.

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Dustin: Ey Steve who you like more, Nancy or Robin?

Steve: Eddie.

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Steve: The most beautiful person is-

Robin: Nancy.

Steve: I was about to say me but yea whatever she's cute.

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Jonathan: Let me see what you have there.

Nancy, running: A knife.

Jonathan: No.

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Dustin: I trust Eddie.

Nancy: You think he knows what he's doing?

Dustin: I wouldn't go that far.

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Mike: Dustin, if I jumped off a cliff would you?

Dustin: *Angrily following Mike off a cliff* The problem with this question is that it's usually posed as a hypothetical!

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Mike: I have a new hoodie.

Will: Wrong.

Will: "We" have a new hoodie.

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Eddie: Guys, I screwed up big time.

Nancy: Eddie, given your daily life experiences, you're going to have be more specific.

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Will: I hate it when people ask me if I'm still gay or not.

Will: Like, what did they expect me to say?

Will: "No, not anymore".

Will: "My gay card expired last week and I forgot to replace it".

Mike: Honey, I love you, but it's 3 a.m.

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Steve: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on here?!

Lucas: Well. It's kinda complicated, but Dustin-

Steve: Got it. Forget I asked.

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El: Why would they wanna hurt Max?

Mike: Maybe because they've met her?

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Max: When I was born, the gods said, "He's too perfect for this world".

Lucas: Oh please, when you were born Satan said, "Finally competition".

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Erica: How long are we gonna stand here and watch him do that?

Robin: Just give him a minute.

Steve: *Pushing a door that clearly says pull*

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Nancy: Sit down!

Mike: Nobody tells me what to do.

Will: Sit down.

Mike: *Sit down inmediatly*

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Dustin: When I die, donate my entire body to science.

Dustin: Except my middle finger.

Dustin: Give that to Ted Wheeler.

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Hopper: Alright, everyone. Let's not Mike this into a worse situation than it already is.

Mike:

Mike: Did you just use my name as a verb?

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Lucas, to Nancy: You know, some animals have survived thousands of years without developing brains.

Dustin: Truly a ray of hope for Steve.