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Hits the term „Impure Regression“ with my cast iron pan until it finally dies
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texting friends when ur slippingis so bad like
moma ❌ mom ✅😔😔
blankie ❌ blanket ✅😕😕
"whatd you do today"
-"i played around with my toys and made them make cool sounds bwwwooomm and drank apple juice from a sippy cup" ❌
-"nothing much hbu" ✅
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this one is for you green momo pfp user who's url I forgot ♥️



JJK agere headcanons!
☆ they're all so silly... baby coded... and OH SO fucked up... Poor guys.
☆ to start off with an odd one I think Ichiji would be a really good CG? He's stern don't get me wrong but like,,, he'd care.
☆ at the very least he'd be cool with it, and drive ppl places if they wanted :}
☆yuuji! Our main character <3 and oh so traumatized...
☆he's for sure a regressor and he needs it so bad. probably older ages, 5-7?
☆very cheerful kiddo mostly, but when he has a bad drop he has a BAD drop. Tears for hrs and even after he'd be shakey...
☆ when he's feeling better he likes playing w/blocks and toy cars, usually together. He builds rase courses for the cars <3
☆ would play nice with others & is always up to sharing his race courses if someone wants to race their horse, dino, etc. or if they want to play an entirely different game!
☆actually has like- zero gear at all. Two cars (one orange and one blue :}), comfy sweatpants and a hoodie, and a set of blocks is all he has (someone will probably rectify that soon, lol)
☆ there isn't a little at jujutsu tech that doesn't like colouring, so there's a small box full of art supplies and colouring books in a closet somewhere.
☆the regressors have a sort of code of honor between themselves: 1. never tattle on someone if they're trying to regress without a cg, 2. letting someone know you regress is a job for you and you alone, nobody else gets to spill the beans and 3. if you find little gear, return it DISCREETLY and don't make a big deal out of it.
☆not the healthiest, but regressing means showing weakness/vulnerability, and most sorcerers are explicitly conditioned against that.
☆it's sort of an open secret at this point, but nobody bothers anyone hasn't outright said 'hey, I regress and I'd appreciate some company' about it.
☆hmnn.... personally im not a fan of sukuna as a cg headcanons, but just consider... four arms... he can carry u on his hip while having a set of arms free for doing whatever else...
☆mahito is a silly billy& I think he'd be (well, ok. ik he's a terrible person in canon but jsut...) a p. good caregiver... a bit confused but he's got the spirit yk?
☆ nobara and megumi are yuuji's (reluctant at first) caregivers every so often.
☆nobara paints yuuji's nails whatever color he wants and she (mostly) doesn't complain when her nails are a little more messier.
☆megumi's very insistent that his divine dogs are not pets, but ends up bringing them out anyway. doggy cuddles >>>>
☆the 2nd years... dude I love those guys so much...
☆inumaki... regressor and a cg interchangeably. he'z my favorite character so ofc I have to let him be both
☆regresses to a WIDE range. never babyspace but like... 3-10 I'd say. toge backstory go crazy when gege drops it trust 🙏 (I am delusional) he had such a bad childhood forever and ever
☆just as verbal when regressed as when he's big. tuna tuna... etc...
☆i like to think he can say names too, so- he'd say them a lot. sometimes gets frustrated when he's trying to get his point across and someone's not getting it.
☆bigass oral fixation. chewing on his hands, his cheek, his collar... it's the first sign he's slipping for sure
☆a lot better w/younger littles since he feels less like he has to talk (nobody's gonna b upset if you don't man...)
☆he learned JSL at one point but doesn't like to use it for various reasons, but can still understand it if some1 uses it when nonspeaking (i hear nonverbal isn't the right word anymore?)
☆maki... caregiver/not that invested tbh. tried age dreaming a few times but didn't like it. likes giving tours (is that the word?) of things, talking abt some item or space like you've never seen it before.
☆panda... I'm not 100% that he'd have the capacity for regression, and even then I'm not sure he would even need it. would be a Great caregiver though. pretty lenient, chill... candy before supper etc.
☆yuuta... the poor guy. I think he's a regressor only, but doesn't actually do it that much. Maybe he slips just a little and doesn't even notice. regresses when tired (or more accurately, regresses when he has a break from things to be doing. the exhaustion hits him all at once like a wave).
☆maybe him and inumaki can regress together :}
☆I like Nitta :> I think she'd be an ok caregiver but I don't have much to say about her
This was a lot more than expected... maybe I'll make a part two?
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oh i never know how to explain this properly but i looooooooooooooooove when a story just absolutely TELLS you something and it’s so obvious it goes right by you. like the equivalent of hiding in plain sight. i’m thinking in the original cut(?) of alien where they showed the full xenomorph, crouched and ready to pounce, but because we’ve never seen it before, we can’t tell what it is and interpret it as part of the spaceship. or it’s a detail that seems so out of place or wildly insane that you automatically ignore it and assume you misinterpreted until that exact detail comes back in a big way? (like when noah the raven boy flat out tells everyone he’s a ghost and they take it as a joke, so the reader does too) is there a tvtropes name for this i’m obsessed with it
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Hi can I please have a board with lots of yellow and blue, blankets and plush toys but mainly bunnies because I love them and just a cozy, snuggly vibe? Maybe 5-6 year old boy, I’m not sure what I am at. Thank you if you see this 🐰⭐️🔵
Here you go!!










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Affirmations for age regressors
I am a good kid
I am caring and loving
I am very cute and deserve to have my needs met
I am a good friend to all people, animals, and plants
Nobody is mad at me
Even if I do a bad thing that doesn't make me a bad kid, I just need to do better in the future
All of my friends and stuffed animals love me very much
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i hate seeing ai pfps in the agere community , there is nothing cozy about stolen art , use literally ANYTHING else
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˚₊✩‧🌈 Nostalgia Moodboard 📚₊˚౨ৎ˚₊
Take me back </3
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shoutout to the age regressors that aren’t ‘little’. tweens i see you. teens i see you. young adults i see you. all big kids, i see you. your regression is just as valid as anyone else’s.
regressors with ‘scary’ theriotypes, i see you. wolves, tigers, lions, bears, coyotes— all of you. you are important. your experiences matter so much.
regressors that get mean when they regress, because it is a trauma response, you’re seen. you deserve kindness and gentle hands when you’re 3 and want to color, and also when you’re 8 and have growing pains, and also when you’re 12 and are starting to see yourself and form an identity and needing an adult more than ever to guide you and help your insecurities. to aid you and show you the right path.
regressors that were always torn down for showing emotions when they were younger so now you’re stuck at 10 and all you can do is cry and scream, beg for a hug and then pull away because of how scared you are.
regressors that feel like they’ll always be 13, scared, hurt, betrayed in their heart. waiting for someone to heal the inner child’s wound, because you feel like you can’t, because you’re still just 13 yourself.
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Low-budget activities for regressors
Play games online- Several websites online have games for kids, including cool math games, webkinz, pbs kids, and roblox.
Watch shows- Websites like PBS kids and YouTube have plenty of free content for kids.
Check out items from the library- Everyone knows libraries have books, but did you know many libraries have items such as CDs, DVDs, magazines, audiobooks, online recourses, and some even have passes to local places, games, or toys! You also might be able to print out coloring or activity sheets for cheep or free.
Sing or listen to music- Nursery rimes are great, you can even do motions to songs like itsy bitsy spider or wheels on the bus.
Have a dance party- With yourself, your friends, or your stuffies!
Color- Coloring supplies are generally pretty cheep. You can find free coloring pages online, or just color on paper. Coloring is also popular amongst adults, so you can ask for coloring supplies as gifts. (Brands such as Coco Wyo make "easy coloring books" that are "socially acceptable" for adults, but could be used for regression.)
Little snacks/food- Since you need to eat anyway, you may as well have "kid friendly" snacks and food when you have the chance.
Thrifted/garage sale items- Toys, books, games, dvds, and kid themed home goods from thrift stores and garage sales are often pretty cheep. (I recommend this over going to stores like dollar tree or five bellow, because you may only be able to get a couple of items, and these items are often are low quality and could break easy, while second hand items have stood the test of time.)
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the most dangerous combo for age regressors?
being sleepy and far too comfortable…

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