Former forest creature who probably loves you. (Probably.) Eldest Millennial. I have been in a multitude of shapes: original poetry @almostmolly. This blog mostly runs on a queue but I check asks and messages daily-ish.
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There are a lot of stunning examples of breeding plumage in the world of birds but even among all the flashy colors and fancy patterns I think my favorite has to be the male blue-gray gnatcatcher’s unibrow. When breeding season comes and they need to set themselves apart they literally grow a unibrow.

I must stress the unibrow has no purpose but to help him get laid. If you’re a male BGGC and you want to get laid, you aren’t gonna stand a chance unless you grow yourself a black unibrow and prance around with a fanned tail like this

To a female blue-gray gnatcatcher, there is nothing sexier!
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I think if you can figure out what is causing Symptoms that the inside of your brain should go DING DING DING and then the Symptoms say Fuck, you got me! and leave
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u ok? your tags have been purely categorical recently
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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.
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Finished OOAK Artdoll of a character I designed a while ago!
Finally I can call this one done! definitely a more complex critter, but it was fun to experiment with it! The symbols on the skull and arms are lit with LEDs and the jaw can open and close through tiny invisible joints! I also made the necklace out of real gemstones, Heliotrope, Hematite and pearls!
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i just think it's important to understand that love is not the antithesis of horror in fact it's often the catalyst
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Oh fuck dude, you smoked that weed? That's the forever weed. The weed that makes you high forever. Hope you're having a good time because it's permanent. Also I hope it's okay, but I just invited 100 people over, and if they find out you're high you're FUCKED.
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looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame
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so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
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a thing about me is that sometimes after a busy week I like to go 24-48 hours with an absolute minimum of social interaction. shifting into pine mode (going nowhere and saying nothing.) sorry to everyone who likes me as this will never change
#about#idk maybe if I was independently wealthy or had a job that required me to be less On this wouldn't be the case but#given that I have been me my whole life#i suspect not
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Surely adding a glass of wine to my already sexed up mood will do nothing of serious consequence
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