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let's be mama's stylish hat

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let's synchronise with mama

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get bonked by mama

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@sleepymccoy made a poll saying is waffles pasta

My brain imminent no, its a cake

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accidentally swiped over to the For You Page...

not entirely sure What this says about me tbh...

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guy who forgot the term "road head": duuuude i got carjacked last night 🥴🥴🥴

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they’re playing mario kart… like this???

why does this feel more intimate than them holding hands

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Heard someone at Coffeehouse say “If Vaccines really caused Autism, the American Railway system would’ve skyrocketed”, and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it.

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Lets float next to mama

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the world may never know

I wonder if a man has ever seen another man’s penis

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Since being diagnosed with cancer my husband has become very willing to step into arguments at his workplace and elsewhere because “nobody wants to be seen yelling at the guy with brain cancer” and so far his success rate is shockingly high.

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I (a baptised catholic) lost my virginity to a satanist the night before Pope Francis died. I fear this may be my fault.

noooooo that's so funny! It was definitely you

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dan trying to shame us here on tumblr for being weird and horny as if he didn't reblog pictures of men in cages during the peak of his internet career. okay perv

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Hi Horse, wanted to ask about your thoughts on Secreteriat, and furthermore hoow you feel about this years derby having been made up entirely of his decendants

my dad was born in lousville kentucky the host city of the kentucky derby on the same day same year secretariat won the kentucky derby

its been my theory that due to this he was given some kind of horse interest curse that skipped him and was passed onto me because he doesnt really care about horses but here i am with my tumblr blog horseimagebarn and my horse interest consuming my in real life life

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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I’m a simple guy. I like prettyboys, men with tits, entities, and deep-voiced women. But more than that? I like Critters

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