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dressed "incognito" to pick uncle n up from the airport while aunty e and uncle l are dressed like secret service agents
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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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If y'all need me, I'll be in my room, in the dark, yearning melodramatically
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"you're so sweet!" thanks I'm obsessive and have abandonment issues
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I hate small talk can you put your cigarette out on me
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Where's my Breakfast?
Oil on Panel 30x30 cm
Artist: Daniel Arthur
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Damn @prideknights you outdid yourself, the quality is impeccable! I love the poem and feel it in my soul💌
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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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