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sandwiches

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you know what? normalize ruthlessly mocking men’s interests completely unprovoked the same way they’ve spent years mocking pumpkin spice lattes and pop music and animal crossing and the sims and every other completely harmless thing women often enjoy. I Love Revenge

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Those Truffula trees! All my life I've been searching for trees such as these. The touch of their trufts was much softer than silk.

And they had the sweet smell of fresh buttery milk.

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LOOOK, LOOK WHAT MY MOTHER MADE FROM CAKE. AAAAAAAAAA-

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★ P ☆ I ☆ N ☆ K ★ㅤ★ O ☆ N ☆ C ☆ E ★ L ☆ E ☆ R ★

~~~ he was a fairy ~~~

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Remember to not care what others think, all that matters is what you think of your writing. Sure, you'll probably hate it in a few years or so because you'll be older, but you'll be glad you wrote it so you can look back and see how much you've improved.

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Muffin on sky.

Yes, I name him Muffin.

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Time Travel-ler

Oncest fanfic !! 

//Anal Sex, Time Travelling, Grinding, Lorax included with batteries

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48131983

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Just 2 days ago,

The Once-ler, no, The GREED-LER, was losing Truffula trees and had been losing stocks left to put on sale.

The money is not increasing any further, the employees are resigning, Customers are complaining for more, and the greed-ler is getting anxious.

“No no no… This can’t be happening…”, Pacing back and forth in his office, what the fuck am I gonna do!?

As he tries to find ways to solve this, he thought about finding the lorax for some questioning in how the hell is he going to fix everything!?

He searched for the lorax through the dark foggy mist once was charming and lively now polluted, he found the lorax sitting on a tree stump gathered around with barbaloot bears, humming fish, swans, and swomees.

The lorax felt a tall presence that he knew would come begging for help, “So how’s the business?”, jokingly mocked, the greed-lers cheeks burn tries to stand straight and keep his act dominating as he may seem.

“Well… COUGH not been quite good… BUT with a deal with you⎯“, stopped by the lorax “Alright get with it, you need my help?”, The lorax waiting for an answer from the person whom pride was broken down.

“I desperately need your help okay!?”, “I, the lorax, speaks for the trees⎯”, “OKAY OKAY, quit with the quotes I have a deal because I know you won’t help me without one!”

“Help you how to grow back truffula trees so your ‘business’ booms back? What is it in my part?”, The lorax speeding up his voice to skip forward the so-called business proposal.

“As I know you’re the ‘protector’ of this whole land, your um… the only one I could ask… you know… how to fix this problem…”, The green clads voice fading in to whisper in defeat. “But no worries I got one, SO, YOU will help ME with giving the TREES a fresh START and a piece of land will be mine, the rest is yours AND the animals.”, making his voice loud at every certain word to make sure the little orange dude gets the point.

“And by how am I supposed to help you by giving the precious trees a fresh start?”, The lorax questioned.

“I DON’T KNOW? Your powers?? Didn’t you say you popped out by thunder and a bunch of swirling gray clouds blah blah lightning?”,

“I’m a protector, not a creator.”, The lorax is not sure if was talking to a clueless person or just completely stupid, “If you really want a fresh living of nature then you need truffula seeds, from a full-term Truffula tree which the land you turned into a wasteful rubbish doesn’t seem to be having much anymore.”,The lorax sighed.

The green clad feeling remorse, he opened up his conscious, he’s right., looking at the surroundings he ruined.

“What can I do then!? Do you know anything else how to get it back?”,

“Have you heard of Time traveling?”

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The Greed-ler dumbfounded, what.

“Well if you don’t want to do it then ⎯”,

“WAIT WAIT, I’LL DO IT.”, “however, just how do you think will it be possible… ARE YOU CRAZY!?”, Greed-ler was now doubting the lorax could no more be a helpful hand to his dilemma.

“Do you want it or not?”,

The greed-ler gritting his teeth. He had no choice but to go whatever the lorax’s plan is.

“Yes…”, he murmured.

..

“WHAT THE FUCK!?”,

-If you wanna read more: here’s the full story! :D https://archiveofourown.org/works/48131983

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people will really join tumblr and be SHOCKED to see the onceler on here??? like????????? bitch this is hIS HOUSE???? IT'S BEEN HIS HOUSE FOR OVER A DECADE WHO IS YOU!!!!

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silly guy doodle

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I still drawing Walnaby pairing. Don't worry 😊

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Wally hair down

#welcome home arg#welcome home puppet show#welcome home #wally darling#wally welcome home #welcome home fanart #welcome home wally

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when he asking if Muffin like his outfit

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Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed