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[Photo ID - three illustrations with Tumblr posts pasted upon them. The first image shows Hua Cheng with a post by @/FeetPicDealer that reads, "'why did you commit murder' i'm an extrovert, next question"

The second image shows Wei Wuxian with a post by @/KimPossiBooty that reads, "God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16"

The third image shows Luo Binghe with a post by @/TheGoodVybe that reads, "my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no in between" /end ID]

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[Photo ID - ten images of Danmei characters with Tumblr posts or tweets pasted upon them. The original posts, except the one for Xiao Yuan, have been linked in the following descriptions.

Wei Wuxian: "cringe isnt an insult. if you find me cringe that means i have power over you. im having a fucking blast while youre seething with vitriol at my very existence. whos really winning here"

Xie Lian: "what do you mean i didn't reach out i literally thought about you"

Shen Qingqiu: "i have witnessed unspeakable horrors . the horrors weren't indescribable or anything, i just had to sign an NDA"

Chu Wanning: "'ur so quiet' thanks i do not want to talk to you"

Gu Yun: "Aaah sorry I can't vibe with you ☹️ I wish I could but unfortunately we are incompatible because I'm better than you 😭😭😭 Thanks"

Shen Qiao: "Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like woah I did not mean to make that face out loud"

Shen Lanzhou: "really? you're STILL hung up on me trying to kill you? it was only on like twenty separate occasions. Grow up"

Gu Mang: "im such a man who leans in doorways. relaxes against the counter. drapes across a couch. sprawls over an armchair. my spine isnt straight and by god neither am i."

Xiao Yuan: "I've decided to stop being self aware...what I do is none of my business"

Cui Buqu: "You say 'Are you ok?' but I know you really mean 'Stop coughing.'"

/end ID]

[ Characters (in order of appearance) : Wei Wuxian from "Mo Dao Zu Shi," Xie Lian from "Tian Guan Ci Fu," Shen Yuan from "The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System," Chu Wanning from "Erha," Gu Yun from "Sha Po Lang," Shen Qiao from "Qian Qiu," Shen Lanzhou from "Qiang Jin Jiu," Gu Mang from "Yuwu," Xiao Yuan from "How to Survive as a Villain," and Cui Buqu from "Peerless" ]

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[Photo ID - Official art of Hua Cheng and Xie Lian looking at each other with a connected string tied to their middle finger. A tweet by fran (@/galacticidiots) is pasted upon the image. It reads, "If there is no red thread binding us together I'll grab a string and do it myself, loop it twice around our wrists, tie it with a knot and a kiss for good measure. Fate has no business telling me who to love. I've been yours since we met." /end ID]

Link to tweet

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Top 5... YouTube Music conspired against me...

Anyway, now that I've finished The Demon Lord Only Wants to Follow the Script, I know for sure Soul Tied by Ashley Singh is going to be in my Recap... I didn't even know that song existed before it started playing while I was reading the most fitting novel ever.... RIP Xie Huai...

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A while ago I made a joke post on twitter about disabled tyrant and his pet fish being a book about fucking a fish and a bunch of people got mad at me saying how dare I say its about that when it's actually a court drama and the fish is actually a guy and. Well I'm halfway through the first volume and I can tell you that the only thing that's happened so far is the guy is flirting with his goddamn fish

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Happy 4th birthday to the first post I ever made on this blog

“Dear Diary, my teenage angst bullshit officially has a body count.”

— Wei Wuxian

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idk if yall ever read svsss but if u did… yeah

anyway, stephanie meyer’s number 1 hater gets isekaied into twilight as jacob black and decides to make sure bella and edward get together. if u guys read svsss…. u know what happens

episode 1

now a series. tagged jbsss or jacob blacks self saving system

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it’s always “why did you sacrifice yourself and leave me behind” and never How was the sacrifice Was sacrificing yourself fun it looked fun

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fragmenting (derogatory)

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the important thing is to make characters who are fucked up in similar ways to u and then to give them the strength to keep going. so that even by thinking of them u may be able to gift urself this strength too. the other important thing is to make hot women

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"Haha Wei Wuxian said he birthed A-Yuan. How quirky because he obviously couldn't have-"

Han Myungoh:...

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[Photo ID - an image of Jiang Cheng that's been edited to include a translucent tweet by user @/chillextremist. It reads, "Never been married but feel like I've been divorced at least once" /End ID]

I refuse to elaborate

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what pisses me off most about yjh is that he probably puts zero (0) effort into his personal hygiene and appearance aside from making sure all his clothes are black with buckles on them and making sure he has enough bar soap to stay clean. probably uses cheap bar soap for his hands, body, hair, face, everything. you know the one. that off brand orange bar that leaves funky residue whenever you use it. never moisturizes or conditions anything ever. probably showers enough but only because he likes working within routines, and he probably uses that bar soap in his hair every time. doesn't brush his hair, no product. probably thinks that his face and feet getting wet in the shower count as washing them.

and he still manages to be the hottest asshole in the universe. he pulls it off. flawlessly. he is a testament to how putting effort into appearance is all bullshit. complete bullshit. what the fuck. What The Fuck. i cannot stand him. i'm going to commit a crime.

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[Photo ID - an illustration of Hua Cheng kneeling before Xie Lian while holding his hand, a red string wrapping around their hands. Text has been edited upon the image; it reads, "No, we're not soulmates. This is not divine intervention. And this is most certainly not chance. I willed this. I knit the threads of fate myself until they spelled your name. I love you intentionally. I love you with every bit of conscience I was born with." /End ID]

Poetry Source: @/marsadist on Twitter

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[Photo ID - An illustration of Feng Xin, Mu Qing, and Xie Lian that's been edited to include a tumblr post by user catradoraism. It reads, "i love you betrayals between people who still love each other i love you devotion to the point of destruction i love you selfish choices made in the name of love i love you devastating consequences of those choices" /End ID]

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[Photo ID - An edited illustration of Xie Lian and Hua Cheng from Heaven Official's Blessing. Hua Cheng is laying against a mound of hale with his head propped up while he gazes at Xie Lian gently. Above him is a Tumblr post by user circusclownproductions that reads, "'Can I be mean for a second' I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what's bothering you queen" /End ID]