judegardel:
Well, I mean, I can’t actually join, because of work, but I do appreciate you saying that. Even though I do not look good in a bikini. Too revealing for… stuff.
Now I have a really bizarre mental image, and I’m going to have to agree with you.
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harrisoncorden:
You can’t grovel with Paramount Pictures, Piper. Their time is worth more money than I’ll ever see in my life.
I’m staying in your second bedroom, by the way. Hope you’re having a good vacation.
But you can’t just give up. You’ve worked way too hard for that, Harry.
Oh? I am. You know, you should come too. I asked Jude and Josh to come too, but I don’t think they are. I’m only here for a couple more days, but still. I’m with a couple of girlfriends, and it’s so much fun. Maybe it’ll help you forget about this mess and loosen up a little. Then you can go back to LA re-energized and ready to get your movie.
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thejoshwallen:
My apartment is all cleaned and fixed up, but I kind of don’t want to go back to it right now. I’d say maybe I should take a vacation like everyone else is doing, but going alone sounds just really, really sad.
Maybe I’ll just visit home. It’s been awhile since I was back there.
Who says you have to go alone? Come join me!
what now?
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thejoshwallen:
I guess if all your wearing are bikinis, that makes packing easier.
Oh absolutely. Literally the only stuff I packed was beach wear. And sunscreen.
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harrisoncorden:
In true Hollywood Star Sam Mason style, he showed up at the office fifteen minutes before I did, talked out of his ass, caused irreparable damage and cost us a deal.
Oh no. I’m sure it’s not irreparable. You have to try again and absolutely not take no for an answer until they give you another shot.
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judegardel:
And I wasn’t invited?
You’re welcome to join, but bikinis are part of the dress code.
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Sam happened.
Explain...
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Having a relatively minor part means I get lots of little breaks to unwind.
Done with filming already, or are you just running away from set for a bit?
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Oh no. What happened?
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I have the rest of the week off, and a plane ticket to Cabo. Impromptu vacations are the best. It’s going to be bikinis and Mai Tais all day, every day.
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TEXT ➡ PIPER CORDEN
H: I need to tell you something.
P: What's up, buttercup?
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Yeah. I still feel kind of violated knowing they’re all out there, but I’m getting over it and hopefully everyone else is too.
Good. Snow is okay sometimes, but not the way it must be over there. How much longer are you going to be there, by the way? I want to come visit you when I’m done shooting if you’re still in the city.
So it turns out
I always wanted to find out if you did. Sorry it had to happen like that, though - I know you like your privacy, and whatever, and it’s gotta suck. At least it’s pretty much done with by now, right?
Pipes, chill. You know as soon as it drops below 60 I’m going to shrivel up and die, so I could never move here or anything. Not full time, at least. Summers, maybe. But I don’t do snow, so there’s no fucking way I’d stay here forever.
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Very true. That was a whirlwind.
That’s good. Is this going to be a permanent thing? I mean what happened to the photography thing, if you don’t mind me asking?
Well.
Yeah, I mean, that’s definitely possible. Especially after that Taylor Swift drama, I think you’re safe.
I – it’s okay. Not as bad as I thought it’d be, I even get to make some decisions.
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That is not healthy, Harry. I’m getting worried.
Tempted to ask if you even lift, but I cant let myself sink that low - even if my diet has consisted of nothing but coffee and Redbull for the last week.
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Jealous?
Well.
Fun for you. You’re her favourite.
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I knew it. I like Aunt Marge -- she’s so much fun after half a bottle of wine.
Well.
Yes. That’s exactly what I’m doing. Tearing the family apart and ruining all of those awkward gatherings with Aunt Marge is my endgame.
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I am too. I’m coming over tomorrow, and dragging you out if I have to. I work out now, I can definitely take you on.
Good luck. You’re not very threatening and neitehr is mom. At least not from three states away.
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