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[piperfarren]

Yeah, I mean, it didn’t go terribly wrong. I had fun getting to hang out with family I never get to see anymore. It sure was a hell of a trip, though. Sightseeing really takes your mind of things and, luckily, quickly.

I was wondering where you disappeared to. I’m sorry to hear things didn’t go so well though.

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I know, last time I went to those places I was like eleven. It sure was fun to revisit them, and revisit London in general. Deathly afraid. I guess kinda. Yeah, because I’m just really terrified of it crashing, so I suppose heights does tie into that.

That sounds like a lot of fun indeed, I haven’t been to either places in such a long time, you’re making me miss home. Are you afraid of heights? Is that why you get nervous on planes? 

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Then I guess you’re fucked. What? Nora, you can’t just steal my baby! He’s my snuggle bug. Jon will get over him. Besides, we literally live in the same apartment complex. Finn would try, but he would not succeed. Bash is so full of shit. What exactly is he busy doing, did he say? Oh wow, Mom actually let him go out of town? And with his friends? I’m surprised.

But I don’t want to go near them either. NO! You can never have him back. He’s been my snuggle bug for a month and Jon Snow has become attached. Finn would try to steal him too though. I asked Bash to help and he said he was too busy for that and Archer is out town with friends.

[piperfarren]

It was great, I had fun. We saw the Tower of London, and my cousins convinced me to ride the London Eye. I honestly don’t know how they got me on that thing. I try to sleep during plane flights, but I can’t because of how nervous I am.

Sounds like you had a busy 30 days, how was London? I wish I could go back, but I don’t have the money for the plane ticket at the moment, sadly. Planes aren’t too bad if you sleep through most of the plane ride. 

[piperfarren]

Yeah, it’s a very beautiful place. I miss living there sometimes, but I love it here in Besame. You’ve never been on a plane? Aren’t you a lucky one. Planes make me anxious. All I can envision is the plane going down. It’s only like that with aunts and uncles, and grandparents. Not with my siblings or par-- well. Not with my dad. My mom can be a bit much.

You lived in England? Oh my God that’s so cool. If I lived in England I don’t think I’d ever want to come back. Are planes really that bad? I’ve never ridden in one so I wouldn’t know … That seems to be the general consensus on families I’ve heard. Good in small doses. 

[piperfarren]

Spiders are a no-go, you think I’m gonna get near them? I want my baby back! You can’t just take my dog. Next time I go on vacation, I’m leaving Krueger with Finn. At least they’re little. Have you asked Bash or Archer to come take care of them? Either one of them would probably be more willing than me.

You’re obviously not because you won’t kill some spiders for me. That name and description just isn’t ringing any bells for me, sorry. Don’t put that bad juju on my poor baby boy! But yes they are little.

[piperfarren]

Hey, why not? I’m not sure. It was on the TV, so I figured I’d watch it. It’s actually a very interesting show, but I still hate the idea of plane crashes and shit like that. Oh really? It must be pretty fun to actually fly one, but I could never do it. No.. No I really don’t know.

Yeah? Well, we should get a drink then. Ha, why in the world would you wanna watch airplanes crash? I actually fly planes sometimes with my dad so, I just love it. Turbulence and all. It’s the only time I really feel free ya know?

[piperfarren]

I work the morning shift and I was hoping I’d be able to sleep in for once, but my little cousins made sure I was woken up at seven o’clock to break my fast. Yeah, I know they mean well, but I’m already anxious over the plane ride and the traffic at the airport.

Right, who doesn’t love missing work for a month!? Oh, yeah that can be bit annoying and a rush. It’s like let me set my stuff down at least and get settled. But it’s nice to know you’re adored and loved as well.

[piperfarren]

I like the comfort of my own home, although missing work for a month wasn’t so bad. They haven’t seen me in a while, so I got bombarded with hugs and “Pipes! It’s been so long! How’s your sister? Your hair’s different! Is that a new tattoo?” It’s crazy.

I know that feeling. It’s definitely nice to be back in your own space after a long trip like that. Family can definitely being a downer or hand fulls at times.

[piperfarren]

Thank you, I don’t know about you, but I’m ready for a drink. I survived the family, but I’m still iffy on whether I survived the flight. Well, I, for some idiotic reason, like to watch shows about planes crashing every once in a while. I would flip the fuck out if I was on a plane and it we started experiencing turbulence.

Welcome back. I’m glad to hear you survived both the flight and your time with your family. Why do you hate planes though? I love planes.

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Bullshit, I’m an amazing sister. Um, Krueger, my baby. He’s grey, got blue eyes. What the hell did you do to my dog, Nora. Jon is gonna get his ass bitten by one of those little fuckers. They are little, right?

What kind of sister are you? A really shitty one apparently. Who is this Krueger you speak of? I know nothing of any Krueger. You should see Jon Snow though. he’s been playing with them! He’s a useless guard dog.

[piperfarren]

Brendon Urie and Sky Ferreira

[piperfarren]

Hell fucking no. I’m not putting my life on the line to kill a spider for you. You better not have brought Krueger into your infested house, my poor baby. Is he okay? He doesn’t have any horrible diseases, does he?

I think a spider may have had babies in my apartment. I’ve been killing spiders for the last two days and I think my death is a real possibility. I’m really contemplating moving out and finding myself a new place to live. Anyone want to come be my official spider killer, please? You’ll be rewarded for your duty.

[piperfarren]

Feels so good to be back in my own flat, in my own home. I went to visit some family back in England for a month, but I’m happy to be back. I’m also happy to not be on a plane. --- I hate planes. And my family, God love them, can get a bit overwhelming after thirty days. I can only take so much.

[piperfarren]

Dude, no. Being called a pirate is pretty great. Being an actual pirate would be even better. My friend in middle school wanted an eyepatch once and she literally poked her eye with a pencil. The sad part is, she never got one.

Wouldn’t it? Cheers for agreein’ on this subject matter, or else I’d feel a bit ashamed to feel awesome for bein’ called a pirate.

[piperfarren]

I would be very proud of yourself. I once rewatched The Walking Dead in one week.

I have done nothing but watch Criminal Minds today. I don’t know if I should be proud of that or not.