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So fuck all the pageantry of the F1 movie that's produced by and stars an abuser, no one at that premiere will matter more than Javier Bardem who's literally used every question and every press event in the lead up to raise awareness for Palestine no matter the question he's asked

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Me, realizing I might die in a nuclear war:

Okay, cool, survived two world wars, third one probably on its way, neat.

But honestly, all I can think about is:

I’m never going to finish my fics.

I’m never going to write all the tropes I’ve been planning.

I’m never going to finish my fics.

I still haven’t written a proper mpreg fic.

Or soulmate AU.

Enemies to lovers.

Who’s going to torture Lestappen and put them through hell for the sake of the plot?

Wait… does this mean I won’t get to see Charles WDC??

If this is it, at least let me upload my last chapter.

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Hi gays

Happy pride month you'll!

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Everyone is talking about Charles leaving Ferrari after 2026 to be Max's teammate, but I think he just wants to send another WDC to retirement

RIP Max

If he can't get a World Driver Championship, he can collect World Driver Champions!

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So if Charles is the Cinderella Red Bull has been searching for, then Ferrari is the evil stepmother — keeping him down for years, forcing him into cars that don’t suit him, hyping up their other “daughters” while trying to bury his talent under strategy disasters and broken promises.

Meanwhile, Red Bull has been out here auditioning every stepsister on the grid to fit that second seat. None of them fit. Because Charles is the only one who can survive in the seat next to their naughty little prince. He’s their Cinderella, the one who can dance with their prince without crashing.

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Everyone's talking about Charles to Mercedes, but all I can think about is Charles to Red Bull. That team still hasn’t found a Cinderella to fit their weird, Max-shaped hole — and I wholeheartedly believe Charles is the only one who can. Imagine Red Bull building a team around Charles. Charles in his villain arc.

We’ve witnessed Red Bull’s golden boy fall at Ferrari… now can we witness Ferrari’s golden boy rise at Red Bull?

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So I saw that omega/alpha/beta poll going around and I’ve decided to just establish my own grid dynamics: Charles and Lando are the two omegas on the grid. Sometimes I ship them together—because in my head, two omegas is the F1 version of lesbians.

Max, Lewis, Fernando, and Carlos: Certified alphas.

The rest are betas.

George is a beta trying way too hard.

Alex is that effortlessly cool beta who minds his business and vibes.

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Hi gays!!

It has been a stressful couple of days for me and Pipza but we prevailed! So here are some memes for "Honey, don't feed me I will come back"

The fic was already hilarious, so I struggled to make the memes because my sense of humor works best with angst! ( yes I am in therapy)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66106537/chapters/170363353

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It gives Lucius Malfoy spitting out “Potter” with all the hate he can muster… after spending the last few years hearing about Harry nonstop from his clearly gay son.

Carlos's fuckass boyfriend that Sr has to acknowledge. pained wince trying to say it as quickly as possible Charles. On the phone like so are you bringing ahem Charles home this Christmas

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The allegations I’ve been seeing about Charles lately are honestly hilarious. Here are some of the wildest ones I’ve read from the cult:

● Ferrari are just like Red Bull, apparently building the car around Charles for years now.

● Ferrari always sabotage his teammates so he can come out on top. Every single time.

●Adami is secretly feeding Lewis false information to help Charles.

● Charles is the luckiest driver on the grid.

● Ferrari are terrified of Charles, give him everything he wants, and even sabotaged a \$100M deal Lewis just to stroke Charles's ego because he’s their “golden child.”

● He gets the best strategy, best pit stops, best treatment—Ferrari worships him.”

Ferrari favoring Charles? In what universe? Their favorite pastime is actively screwing him over.

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RBR social media admin deleting the Lestappen folder after the divorce be like:

Are you sure you want to delete 675 files?

clicks yes while whispering “It was beautiful while it lasted.”

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Max race POV

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So it’s confirmed: Lestappen is Lestappen with benefits. Max only talks to Charles when he's ahead, purely to team up against Lando.

But let’s talk custody because the kids are clearly picking sides:

_ Charles gets Oscar (his clear favorite) and Ollie (because obviously).

_ Max ends up with Isak (surprised the french speaking one chose Max) and Gabi (his favorite).

_ Kimi said no to both and went to live with his grandpa Lewis.

_ And Franco? Franco packed his little bag and moved to Grandpa Fernando's house. He probably missed his uncle Checo.

Found family no more...

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HI HELLO HI CHARLES AND MAX ARE NEIGHBORS? and not as in they both live in monaco (which is ridiculously small enough for.. everyone to kinda be neighbors)?? PLEASE TELL ME MORE IVE NEVER HEARD ABT THIS 😭

Hi! 😊 Yes, according to Sky Sport Italia, Max and Charles are indeed neighbors. They mentioned this last week during their Formula 1 broadcast. Found it here:

https://www.tumblr.com/dontworry-just-looking-around/784795407037448192/marc-gen%C3%A9-they-are-very-quick-to-remove-the?source=share

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do you understand what charles and max being real-life neighbours means???

lestappen neighbors au is no longer a genere. it’s canon compliant.

We were accidentally accurate because it’s actually true in real life now

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Ohhhh okay that’s understandable, hope you didn’t feel pressured by me asking about Lando 🙏

Please don’t worry about it! it’s absolutely fine.