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new ep new ep

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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

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3 Morons

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At the risk of being cringe, should I make a COD oc?

I don’t actually care if I’m cringe, lol, and I might just do it regardless but idk, I’m so friggin tired from dogsitting at my neighbors house, I’m literally sleeping there because their dogs are so high maintenance- send help, they’d better pay me good for this 😭

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i wish i could transport water to my brain

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Butcher!Simon

- Butcher!Simon who was having the slowest day until you walked in. The jingle of the door bell brought his eyes to your pretty frame stepping in his shop

- Butcher!Simon who watched you a little too intently as you looked at each cut of meat in his display case.

- Butcher!Simon who raised his eyebrows in amusement when you pointed and asked so sweetly for “that one”.

- Butcher!Simon who had to hold in a genuine laugh when he asked you “Tri tip or flank” to which you responded with “yes” and the cutest look on your face

- Butcher!Simon who had to grab onto his apron to ground himself when he said “I gave you two options sweet’art” and you blushed so embarrassed looking at him with the sweetest innocent eyes.

- Butcher!Simon who asked “you ever been in a butcher shop before” and when you shook your head no he did let out a laugh. “Talk to me sweet’art. What’re you making and then I can get ya what ya need.”

- Butcher!Simon who listened so intently when you described the meal you wanted to make, hoping to impress your boss and his wife.

- Butcher!Simon who went into the back to get you his best cut and wrote down instructions on how to cook it.

- Butcher!Simon who’s heart swelled up when you walked in the next day so excited to tell him that it went well and to thank him for

- Butcher!Simon who wasn’t going to let you walk out the door again without getting your number (and giving you his favorite cut of meat and promising to cook it for you)

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ACTUALLY BAWLINGGG

the loose ends mission was a little tough (for me) so i COMPLETELY forgot and SCRWAMED BRO

the game is so good, i wish they were real /silly

Just finished watching the og mw2

I'm not crying you are

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Idk why, but his body proportions are making me hysterical. Boy, why you look like that. You look like a baked bean.

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HELPM hes the alpha hes the leader :wolf: LFMAOA

I think this ask is just broken cuz it won’t let me answer it either??? Idk dawg also I took it in character only, I think I might get a dif response if I do it ooc xd (also tagging you @piracysacrime

What…what is this? *takes the quiz*

Buddy, I don’t know what this means…I shouldn’t be too old to understand this shit, ‘m only 27, c’mon…but what the h e double-fuck is this..?

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It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

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the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness and a generalised anxiety disorder

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