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" - Once we’re quit of the curse, we’ll be rich men… And you can buy an eye what actually fits and is made of glass.” " - This one does splinter something terrible."

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I live.

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I got a jar of di-irt! I got a jar of di-irt! And guess whats inside it!

    …. ‘M assumin’ yer brain, considerin’ your noggin lack’s one.

Try not to let the tid bit’s ov’ it slide away, it’d be uh, rather unfortunate to lose your head — jar. Your jar.

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bob

Captain. Bloody fuckin’ Captain.

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"CAPTAIN … Captain Jack Sparrow."

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“this is the day that you will always remember as the day that… ”

Captain Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean (x)

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meredithcheats:

Not for long — seriously.  Careful.

Maybe I should be careful. 've had dogs take a long swiss at my leg before. 

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meredithcheats:

I think your humor is…fatal

I've been told but some'ow 'm still alive. 

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meredithcheats:

Did they dredge you up from the bottom of the ocean?!!!!

    No, but I did have a tad bi' of a spat with a beastie. 'Saright, I got thrown out ---- I fought out.

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purrtrova said: but for some odd reason i ship these two already

Jack had a brotp with a Kat before. This is acceptable.

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OutOfRum.

I'd make starters for you lot. But that means Jack would just sass you outta his ship.

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