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i love being a fan of media. ur favorite character shows up on screen or page and ur just like hiiii baby

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"... bought... copper... from... this... shady fucker... bad quality... zero stars... "

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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

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A "Sunshine-and-Rainbows" meteorologist and a grumpy storm chaser share an office in the news station basement.

Made for @eefaevie's Discord prompt: Ineffable Forecast

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new proposed emoji usages 🐎 = remember how we used to run 🧮 = something doesnt add up 🏰 = im in my sherlock mind palace 🧌 = this one is so versatile it can mean im so weird or im so old but more and more i've been using it to say fuck my stupid troll life 🪾= similar to above. for when you say something weird and need to hide quickly by becoming an old tree 🧜 = for nonbinary mermaid moments 🧑‍🧒 = with mama

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this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving

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I thought about gender envy and wondered if there were any other deadly gender sins (gender pride, gender wrath, gender greed, etc) then I went through each in my head and realised they're all just crowley

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i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and never let you go. good luck 👍"

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Hey tumblr get this shit ad off of my dash

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I’m a ghost

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This year has been quite trying, but I'm happy that I discovered a love of making these horse animations in 2023.

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good omens posting !!! (click image for optimal quality)

prints available here