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literally most things that people write off as just ‘textures’ to use in graphics are stolen & unsourced material created by artists or photographers NOT meant to be used as elements in projects without royalty payments. you can say ‘it’s just random tumblr posts they don’t care’ but you wouldn’t want someone to take your work and edit into their work so they can be praised for their beautiful style and creativity even if they just post it on social media w/o profit, would you?? so maybe if you browse pinterest or google images for pictures without finding the original source, you’re using images that you’re not allowed to use without realizing it.

you see it on here a lot especially in (i won’t link anything but i’m sure you know what i mean) those album track ‘aesthetics’ posts, au ‘aesthetic’ posts (ie where people use ‘pinterest-y’ images to kinda craft a visual au), and even just rather typical graphics that have a lot of ‘texture’ elements. and texture packs too!! that’s often where the problem starts; people just collect images (often literal art), compile them in a folder w/o sources, then insist no one can repost those images w/o crediting the person who compiled them. what???

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creativemarket has 6 free high-quality resources (textures, brushes, fonts, etc), different every week! wow awesome i check it every week

search ‘freebie’ on behance. awesome stuff!!! lots of v nice templates textures and fonts

mockup zone freebies

unsplash: tons of very nice free photographs, not shitty stock photos

pexels: same idea. + they have an adobe plugin so you can get photos without closing your editor damn nice

as to not make this too long: spoongraphics, lostandtaken (textures galore), pixeden, freebiesbug.

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i know tarrare is the joke of the hour but its so incredibly fucked up how even now no one has any concrete explanation for what his condition was and a case like it hasn’t been recorded since. Like literally what the fuck. He’s like a really shitty x-men 

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COLORFUL GIF TUTORIAL

Hello my loves! I’m back with an updated coloring tutorial on how to achieve bright colorful gifs.

I’ve divided it up into sections to hopefully make it easier for y’all to navigate since it is quite lengthy, but if anything’s unclear please feel free to message me with any questions!

Also, all my examples are from Good Omens but this coloring style works with any well-lit TV show or movie of your choosing.

Tutorial + table of contents under the cut

Keep reading

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sappho sentence meme.

‘even in hades i am with you.’

‘i want neither the sweetness of honey nor the sting of bees.’

‘aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl.’

‘your sweetness is more cruel than your hurt.’

‘those i care for best do me most harm.’

‘i will love you as long as breath is in me.’

‘you quenched your desire.’

‘you came and i went mad about you.’

‘you cooled my mind burning with longing.’

‘you lay in wait behind a laurel tree.’

‘everything was sweeter.’

‘you came in your beautiful garments.’

‘now she shines like the rose-fingered moon.’

‘oh, i was longing for you.’

‘against you there is no defence.’

‘for now i look at you, my voice is empty.’

‘the night is now half-gone.’

‘let me tell you this: someone in some future time will think of us.’

‘it’s no use, mother dear.’

‘love has obtained for me the brightness and beauty of the sun.’

‘many woven garlands made of flowers around your soft throat.’

‘awed by her splendour, stars near the lovely moon cover their bright faces.’

‘her soul is consumed by longing!’

‘you burn me.’

‘some men say an army of ships is the most beautiful thing on this earth.’

‘but i say it is what you love.’

‘someone will remember us, i say even in another time.’

‘eros the melter of limbs, now again, stirs me.’

‘you will remember, for we in our youth did these things.’

‘yes many and beautiful things.’

‘i want to suffer in myself.’

‘show me the favour of your eyes.’

‘let there exist for us not one single further sorrow.’

‘i do not expect my fingers to graze the sky.’

‘your sweet speaking and lovely laughing– oh, it puts the heart in my chest on wings.’

‘for when i look at you, even a moment, no speaking is left in me.’

‘because i prayed this word: i want.’

‘you will go your way among dim shapes, having been breathed out.’

‘not one girl i think, who looks on the light of the sun, will ever have wisdom like this.’

‘long ago, how madly i loved you.’

‘you are the breath of my body, the blood in my veins and the glowing pulse of my bosom.’

‘there is a moment when i look at you and no speech is left in me.’

‘i am dying of such love – or so it seems to me.’

‘death is an evil ; we have the gods’ word for it.’

‘if death were a good thing, they too would die.’

‘i crave you insatiably.’

‘i desire and i crave.’

‘as long as you want.’

‘but why this fear of love?’

‘you have forgotten me, or you love someone else.’

‘i long and i yearn.’

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#Frankenstein inks! https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp2G7GjB2X-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kcdn8bu20pi9

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𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈

sentences from amrit brar’s shitty horoscopes series. you may adjust as needed.

BOOK I: SUCH TERRIBLE THINGS

❛ holy fucking shit. just. holy shit. what the fuck. ❜

❛ nobody really knows the nuances of what you get up to in your spare time, and honestly they’re probably better off that way. ❜

❛ busy yourself with the affairs of the living, for once.. ❜

❛ the answer is no. ❜

❛ ohhh boy. you. fuck you. yes, you specifically. ❜

❛ delete your search history. ❜

❛ please practice blinking as others can be unsettled by your inhuman ability to maintain an unbreakable stare during casual conversation. ❜

❛ what did you ever do to deserve this? in all probability, something terrible. ❜

❛ you are a crayon. get out of the toolbox. ❜

❛ none will love the butcher. don’t take it too personally. ❜

❛ some relationships, like warts, can be handled with the tactful application of liquid nitrogen. ❜

❛ take a long shower. wash your hair. wash the clothes you were wearing. wash the memories from your mind and body. ❜

BOOK II: ANGER

❛ frostbite is considerably difficult to heal from. ❜

❛ there is poetry in brutal efficiency. ❜

❛ HELLFIRE HELLFIRE HELLIRE. ❜

❛ people would take your raging far more seriously if you weren’t crying the entire time. ❜

❛ what made you so vindictive? ❜

❛ some bodies may be temples, but all are ruins at your feet. ❜

❛ your contempt will always taste like grief. ❜

❛ in the process your body is subsumed piece by piece. ❜

❛ you are the bone-deep fury of an abscessed tooth. ❜

❛ you are notorious for rubbing salt in the wound. cheap vodka in the wound. battery acid in the wound! ❜

❛ vehicular arson is not the answer. ❜

❛ hate is a verb. ❜

BOOK III: PETTY EXISTENTIAL CRISES

❛ the sooner you accept your impending expiration, the sooner you can stop trying to swallow the sun. ❜

❛ embrace the inevitable. snuggle with the inevitable. take the inevitable out to a nice, candle-lit dinner. ❜

❛ there are forces outside of your control. most of them don’t care for you. ❜

❛ when it all goes to hell just remember it’s what’s inside that counts (though many would not find you very appetizing). ❜

❛ not all things have significance, which is scary. the things you overlooked tend to have the most, which is scarier. ❜

❛ your teeth are only porcelain, your ribcage simply glass. like all delicate things, they can know no permanence. ❜

❛ in time you’ll learn that “just” and “right” only mean the same thing when they’re coming from very specific people. please don’t cry. ❜

❛ you may not want to change, but the world is unforgiving and will do it for you anyway. ❜

❛ sometimes we put our hearts in the wrong places (what the fuck is it going between your teeth). ❜

❛ nothing can stay. ❜

❛ you can put all the flowers in your mouth that you fucking want, but dying is dying and rot is rot. ❜

❛ loneliness is the fracture that never heals quite right. ❜

BOOK IV: RESOLUTIONS

❛ lay them to rest. ❜

❛ they are there, hovering nervously. you will watch the skies. you will wait. ❜

❛ eat the other. ❜

❛ there will be scrapes and sutures: viciousness and victory. ❜

❛ no loose ends. ❜

❛ a cacophony of awe and joy and terror. ❜

❛ an eye for an eye. a tooth for a tooth. a knife for the ribs. ❜

❛ you will not be swayed by the morally destitute. ❜

❛ decay will feed the bloom. ❜

❛ devour death like crows, for all the feathers between your teeth. ❜

❛ twisting/screaming/uncompromising. every inch. every iota. ❜

❛ once, answers were found in mouths, bathtubs, and bottles. this time around, get inventive. ❜

BOOK VI: AFTER THE FALL

❛ lies you have told yourself: your humanity is the largest burden you will bear. ❜

❛ decorating your meltdowns is all well and good, but a trainwreck is a trainwreck and it might be time to get a paramedic. ❜

❛ they tell you “there i nothing to fear but fear itself,” but you have seen yourself in the mirror. ❜

❛ you may have been gutted but you mouth is soft, your tongue is silver, and your teeth are gemstones cut to size. ❜

❛ it’s less like biting off more than you can chew, and more like dislocating your jaw. ❜

❛ even spectres can tire. ❜

❛ seeing yourself for who you really are would be great if you knew where to start looking. ❜

❛ it pays to kill with kindness when you’re your own worst enemy. ❜

❛ you’re only armed to the teeth because you’re more brittle than you’d care to admit. ❜

❛ your ego cannot afford cremation or caskets. ❜

❛ frequent tastes of your own medicine can get poisonous real quick. ❜

❛ self reflection is important! whether you like what you see is up for debate. whether it can be contained in a dark basement is another matter entirely. ❜

BOOK VII: MAGICK

❛ you are a quiet god, and your hunger is cavernous. ❜

❛ at times your body is simply a prison laid in gold. ❜

❛ death, dust, party, repeat. ❜

❛ devour the monsters and you can call any place home. ❜

❛ you’re only as lucky as your expectations are low. ❜

❛ worse than having too many secrets is having no secrets at all. ❜

❛ if seeing is believing you might be in some trouble. ❜

❛ suspend belief. expel fear. throw reason into a frigid cell, never to be seen again. ❜

❛ killing the monsters is the easy bit. it’s finding them that’s the hard part. ❜

❛ there exists a tipping point between gods and monsters. ❜

❛ a mouthful of ashes bested by a life of smoke and mirrors. ❜

❛ what’s to be gained from the keeping the heaviest of treasures behind your teeth? ❜

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´.  ᴘsᴅ ғɪʟᴇ.‘ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴅᴅʟᴇ’ ━  ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴏʀ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏᴡɴʟᴏᴀᴅ.

´.  ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀʏᴇʀs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ.

´.  ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ, ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ

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´. ᴘsᴅ ғɪʟᴇ.‘ɢᴀʟᴀxʏ ʙʟᴜᴇ’ ━ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴏʀ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏᴡɴʟᴏᴀᴅ

´.  ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀʏᴇʀs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ.

´. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ, ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ

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DREAMS OF GODS & MONSTERS .

**   edited for convenience of sentence prompts.

❛   once upon a time, an angel and a devil pressed their hands to their hearts and started the apocalypse.   ❜

❛   you’re not crazy, and you’re not going to be.   ❜

❛   it will not happen to me. i’m stronger than the others.   ❜

❛   come home. we forgive you.   ❜

❛   let’s be samurai.   ❜

❛   what the hell isn’t going on?   ❜

❛   i’ve given my order.   was i less than perfectly clear?   ❜

❛   your heart is not wrong.   you don’t have to be ashamed.   ❜

❛   an alliance means more than the number of swords.   ❜

❛   we are the beginning.   ❜

❛   you see, child? your heart is not wrong.   ❜

❛   could it be the truth, that you want peace but need to justify it to your soldiers?   ❜

❛   i’m sure there’s a metaphor in that somewhere.   ❜

❛   it will come to pass if we bring it to pass.   ❜

❛   what power could bruise the sky?   ❜

❛   they should treat it like an alien invasion. there are protocols for that. ❜

❛   the beasts. they hunger for you. ❜

❛   and with that, the riots began. ❜

❛   these few that survive are foes of yesterday’s war. ❜

❛   don’t think of him, think of her. ❜

❛   soon, you will all learn what promises are worth. ❜

❛   if anyone ever does love me, it’d be nice to be able to touch them without drawing blood. ❜

❛   in one second a tide turns, and a tide cannot be unturned. ❜

❛   i will kill today. then perhaps i will die. ❜

❛   i pledge on his ashes that i have come to you for coalition, not for blood. ❜

❛   he courted the death of this entire company today, and will be disciplined. ❜

❛   wouldn’t you rather bathe with me?   ❜

❛   dear gods and stardust … are you kidding me?! ❜

❛   like fear, it is always, always suffered in silence. ❜

❛   i can’t imagine you give apologies. ❜

❛   how do you act like you’ve lost your soul? ❜

❛   you betray everything you believe in. ❜

❛   i was the thing you despised. am i still? ❜

❛   you can’t atone for taking a life by saving another. ❜

❛   things can change. by those with the will. ❜

❛   your fire burns low and you’re still the brightest thing in the room. ❜

❛   punish me and i’ll punish you, imposter. ❜

❛   some of us are masters of our desires, others are slave to it. ❜

❛   once upon a time, a girl went to see a monster menagerie where all the exhibits were dead. ❜

❛   you said i would be worshipped as a god. ❜

❛   yeah, well, you’re an ugly god. ❜

❛   next time, please time your almost dying with more consideration. ❜

❛   i’ve seen more stars than anyone alive. ❜

❛   i’ve killed more stars than anyone will ever see. ❜

❛   life is only a thread tethering the soul to body, and once you know how to find it, it is as easily plucked as a flower. ❜

❛   you’re right —- you are a conniving, deceitful hussy.   ❜

❛   take the three middle fingers of a swordsman’s dominant hand and they’re useless in a fight.   ❜

❛   one two three, don’t trip on the corpse of your sister.  ❜

❛   everyone grovels in the end.   ❜

❛   your soul sings to mine. ❜

❛   i keep getting second chances that aren’t rightly mine. ❜

❛   once upon a time … a journey began, that would stitch all the world’s together with light. ❜

❛   you’re a vulture. black powder waiting to ignite. ❜

❛   i kiss your eyes and leave my heart in your hands. ❜

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black and asian vikings 100% definitely existed (also, saami vikings)

you know how far you can get into eurasia and africa by sailing up rivers from the baltic and mediterranean seas? pretty fucking far, and that’s what vikings liked to do to trade

then, you know, people are people, so love happens, business happens, and so ppl get married and take spouses back home to the frozen hellscape that is scandinavia (upon which i’m guessing the horrorstruck new spouses went “WHAT THE FUCK??? FUCKING GIVE ME YOUR JACKET???????”)

and sometimes vikings bought thralls and brought them home as well, and i mean, when your indentured service is up after however many years and you’re a free person again, maaaaaaaaaaaaybe it’s a bit hard to get all the way home across the continent, so you make the best out of the situation and you probably get married and raise a gaggle kids

so yeah

viking kingdoms/communities were not uniformly pure white aryan fantasy paradises, so pls stop using my cultural history and ethnic background to excuse your racist discomfort with black ppl playing heimdall and valkyrie

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Monster Factory sentence starters

❛ hey, lemme borrow your dick for a second. ❜

❛ we can try, but i don’t think– let’s try it. ❜

❛ what’s in there?  it’s not a soul. ❜

❛ whether or not cats have souls is debatable. ❜

❛ this is the best thing that has ever happened to me. ❜

❛ what even in the world do you think you’re doing?! ❜

❛ oh, thank god.  it feels so right. ❜

❛ cry mercy, old man! ❜

❛ mmm, yeah.  i’m ready for a slice of that beefcake. ❜

❛ i’m into it. ❜

❛ oh my god.  what is this? ❜

❛ i don’t like anything about this person. ❜

❛ it looks like you took your face into the shop and they gave you a rental face. ❜

❛ i don’t wanna be doing this, actually. ❜

❛ my body’s never gonna look like that, is it? ❜

❛ i have no master, i have no god.  there is only the succ. ❜

❛ what am i supposed to do about that?!  tell me what to do! ❜

❛ let’s see how my sweet daddy enjoys this. ❜

❛ oh my god, no.  why would you do that? ❜

❛ i’m just floating in a pool of fucking ecstasy right now. ❜

❛ hey, bud?  hey, dude?  are you okay right now? ❜

❛ move your giant pizza ass! ❜

❛ ____, we’ve talked about this.  when daddy’s doing his work, you can’t set off the party alarm, okay? ❜

❛ i think dogs should be able to vote. ❜

❛ anybody got any song requests?  i can only play _____ … but i could start it over, if you want. ❜

❛ i’m calling the police now. ❜

❛ pizza crime is eternal. ❜

❛ i mean, think about it.  they’re both dogs.  why did Pluto get the short end of the stick? ❜

❛ pobody’s nerfect. ❜

❛ ahh, that fresh, haunted air. ❜

❛ my sweet boy / girl.  let me show you the world. ❜

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what more can DC take from dick grayson. they took his fingerstripes, they took some of his close friendships, they diminished his intelligence. they can’t even let him keep his memory or his god damn name, oh my god

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HUD/Tech Graphic Pack

because I’ve had a lot of requests for these, here are HUD/tech style gifs for you to use in your overlays, graphics or backgrounds - or just as they are!  i did not make the original graphics, i’ve only made the gifs from Youtube resources.  please like or reblog if you intend to use - many thanks…  [ if people do like - i may make another set o_O ]

Octomoosey <3