i'm not a boots-in-themselves kinda dyke but god do they make for a good marinade iykwim
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the tme who was apparently part of the performance responded to criticism of it with "the script i received was much worse and i only had half an hour i had to fix it" okay fix yourself or take off the pink triangle hat on your head fuckwad
hmm why'd the first rally of the first day of the strike open with a transmisogynistic caricature
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hmm why'd the first rally of the first day of the strike open with a transmisogynistic caricature
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it's been raining all day 💦
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boy-ish
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ppl really liked that one huh
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hey. your my best friend, i love you. okay? can i see your penis btw fuck sorry i didnt mean that last part ahha... unless your chill with it ofc. but you dont have to. because your my best friend
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gonna stomp u with my stompers
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This is incredible news
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was trying out a harness with a store bought strap and after about a minute they said "this isn't thick enough, can I just have your dick" 🐶
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anyway the white trans girl who was one of the organizers of the tournament did not even come close to pronouncing my gamertag (same as my main here) correctly. the kind of thing that can only happen if you are underexposed to romanizations of southwest asian words and names. and I know it will keep happening unless I change it.
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SIX MORE WEEKS until they FRY my HEART
who knew the heart performs a vital function and pills that slow it down make you feel like you have less vitality
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who knew the heart performs a vital function and pills that slow it down make you feel like you have less vitality
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my life expectancy? always "before my next birthday". they say you should set your expectations low, so you'll never be disappointed!
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I need a fuckin haircut again
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