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if i was president of fanfiction it would be required that before anybody writes fanfiction set in s4 of tma they must answer my comprehension test which is comprised of only one question “how do you feel about basira hussain” and if they answer wrong theyre immediately sentenced to 50 years of hard labor in the salt mines

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Imagine:

Sam, who's still new enough at his job that he doesn't know the unspoken rule "If a dishevelled bloke comes looking for Gwen and claims to be her brother, pretend you don't know her and walk away".

So when a dishevelled bloke comes looking for Gwen and insists he must see her, it's a family emergency, you see, he's her brother, Sam, being a good lad at heart, gets him a visitor badge and takes him to see Gwen.

Who gets one glimpse of him, stands up with an, "Absolutely NOT, Elias, haven't I told you not to come here--"

"Hello, Gwen," says Elias like the headache that he is.

And the computer speakers crack in three voices in unison, "ELIAS BOUCHARD".

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This is now a fic because I'm incapable of not acting on my plot bunnies

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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guy who thinks he is normal: haha yeah i didnt eat ramen through college. my struggle lunch was a box of stuffing because im fucking normal

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🌟I got commissioned!!!🌟

Thank you again so much to the wonderful @teddysboy !! It was such a pleasure to work with him to create this piece featuring Harvey from Stardew Valley⭐

And if you, dear viewer, would like something of your own, my commissions are still open!! I also have a ko-fi if you'd like to offer support that way. Or, as always, the best way to support me is just by reblogging!!

Thank you again so much, I had such a blast!🌟

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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish

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Knowledge is empowering

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Can we all appreciate Arthur’s 30 seconds of sunshine laugh and him geeking out about the owl??? He’s everything to me

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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

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I'm starting a collection. Idk what the aesthetic is. Blorbocore

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I think we ALL know who the best character of season 5 is

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saw no one do this yet so heres my attempt

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King of a ruined world why not ruin me instead...🤤