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Zevran: I remember the first time I laid eyes upon my beloved Surana. It was a warm summer day. A gentle breeze blew through the grass and birds soared upon the air. She came into view and I fell in love immediately. Then she froze me solid and hurled a giant boulder my way, knocking me 20 ft back into a cliffside.

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I hope Duncan can rest easy knowing that my warden took up the mantle of recruiting for the grey wardens at very single inconvenient opportunity. Its been like thirty minuets of Awakening and she has already recruited two criminals

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I just like to imagine that the Ranger!Warden just has their wild animal pets just running around the camp,

Alistair: can you please get your wolf to stop gnawing on my leg while I sleep. It's annoying.

Warden: that's just how she show's how much she loves you, Alistair.

Alistair every night:

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The “ex-boyfriend meets current girlfriend” scene, yeah. I love this line, because Zev sounds so protective of the Warden

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A little WIP

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I miss my wife, I miss Zevran

The wife: a skilled assassin

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ooof that little frown oghren gives to an orlesian warden... 😭 ur french ass is not getting out of that comparison unscathed

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velanna!justice…MY blond freak

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I’m in denial part 2

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There should be a Josephine romance scene where you take her on a date in Val Royeaux and there is a montage of all the different things you do together, and in every clip Leliana is somewhere in the background in a different bad disguise

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(p1, p2, p3) doomed twenty year old what are you doing saving the world? you should be smoking weed in the woods

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Oghren's Nugget!Rook: I've met someone but I'm not sure how to tell dad

The Hero of Ferelden: I know your father has many flaws but there's nothing he wants more than you living a good life. And if you've found someone that makes you happy, he'll be overjoyed

Oghren's Nugget!Rook: he's an Antivan Crow

The Hero of Ferelden: do not fucking talk to your father about this until I've done some damage control. Holy shit, what were you thinking? Hasn't his liver gone through enough already?! Is he into leather? PLEASE tell me he isn't into leather

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No two people can agree on what color Alistair’s hair is which is part of his charm

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alistair ft. philomena cunk

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I got another question because I love being nosy.

What was your FIRST dragon age game and race/class/personality (if da2)?

I’ll go first, for me it was Origins and elf mage

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Leliana would have the most gorgeous lacey satin nightgowns in multiple different colors and she'd be walking around camp like she's a princess while everyone else has to sleep in their normal clothes