Kai/Pistachi (She/They)https://pistachi0artz.straw.page/
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#a good shot but not a good dodger#ernest henshaw#oc#original character#hl oc#half life#barney calhoun
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barney's birthday is in a week so i figured i could send the barbara and gordie i drew in april for kai's birthday now @pistachi0art hooray!!
barbara clothes design made by @lunely-ivy hello satellite officer
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suddenly hungry for cake rn
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I'm so sorry you're going thru all this shit you don't deserve it at all
thank you. it’s been a real rough few months with this and stuff happening irl. it really doesn’t help.
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blocking me and then reposting a post regarding me looking for cavecricket’s art/comparing me to people who harass others over stupid shipping shit is certainly a move. have fun being the most miserable person ever
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going on the half-life tumblr tag nowadays
#what the fuck is going on#fuck peace and love or whatever some ppl have been VERY vile atm#ya’ll are making me genuinely dislike being apart of the fandom nowadays#the negativity on here is horrendous#sighhh#small things#rant
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So difficult to enjoy older Barney content from 2010-12 specifically bc of how ppl characterized him like Dean from Supernatural. He’s so obnoxious?? and borderline sexist they characterized him like a douchey stupid straight frat boy euggghhh.
#small things#barney calhoun#that really strange millennial filled era of tumblr#they wanted him to be like this sexy bad boy dickhead#loud incorrect buzzer
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the month of Barney begins NOW
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you do have every right to be mad about & weirded out about that shitty-hl-takes blogger, and i agree that's not a constructive use of that person's time, but the use of unemployment and bad hygiene as insults was really sudden & startling and kinda hurtful haha
apologies. I’m. really frustrated. I really didn’t need a whole blog made bc of an opinion piece. unless you’re the blog owner, those insults aren’t meant to be thrown to you so don’t take it personally.
we all deal with issues in a time where unemployment is high and yeah- some of us have personal issues that could relate to a lack of self care (something I can relate to)
but yeah. if you need me to edit that just lmk. I need better material for insults anyways
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so. it’s real.
(also yeah someone was a little obsessed/mad bc the first 3 posts on this blog are reblogged from me if you look.)

I think your takes were so good it made someone stupid salty enough to make an entire blog called "shitty_hl_takes" which is hilarious because you're 100% correct. Cope and seethe. Nothing says confidence in your opinions like making petty sideblogs.
christ. I’d like to think I’m not the source of that but the minute someone decides to make a whole account for the sake of a counter argument any respect I may have potentially a had falls down the drain.
also I’m going to assume this account either deactivated or reeeeaaaallly blocked me bc I cannot find any evidence of such blog existing (though maybe you’re referring to the other “ hl blog” I have blocked that also randomly goes after ppl on here and on twt for not liking their ships/skipping through the fields or whatever)
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can Harriet coomer be my grandma please please please
I’d imagine she’d be thrilled! she’ll make you cookies and then suplex you to test your strength. y’know, grandma things.
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I think your takes were so good it made someone stupid salty enough to make an entire blog called "shitty_hl_takes" which is hilarious because you're 100% correct. Cope and seethe. Nothing says confidence in your opinions like making petty sideblogs.
christ. I’d like to think I’m not the source of that but the minute someone decides to make a whole account for the sake of a counter argument any respect I may have potentially a had falls down the drain.
also I’m going to assume this account either deactivated or reeeeaaaallly blocked me bc I cannot find any evidence of such blog existing (though maybe you’re referring to the other “ hl blog” I have blocked that also randomly goes after ppl on here and on twt for not liking their ships/skipping through the fields or whatever)
#small things#uhhhg are we really regressing as a society back to early fandom petty shit like this#it really is a recession rn huh#ask reply
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oh I WILL catch you later that’s a promise
#sorry wanted to finish this actually#barney calhoun#if he’s not at least a little bit chubby in hlx I riot#half life 2
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there’s a zombie on your lawn
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Your Harriet coomer art gives me life. Thank you for bringing light to this everlasting torment of a world. Your art is so good it makes me want to start a religion over it
I feel like someone else was thirsting over her earlier in my inbox and now I can’t find it so maybe I made it up lmao
and ty! no need to go that far tho haha



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