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Esta es «La luna de los deseos». Pídele lo que quieras y se cumplirá mañana.

(Comenta y rebloguea para que más personas cumplan sus deseos)

@el-closet-de-mi-hermana

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i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking

what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp

like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have

like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious

now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude 

and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude 

and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker

and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey 

so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?

this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! 

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Nene just scared the life out of two innocent Digimon.

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Me: *writes a thing* this is the best thing I’ve ever written

Me: *gives to friend to read* it kinda sucks and isn’t very good like don’t even bother with it really tbh

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At 17, I was a depressed teenager who self harmed and wondered about just how painful it could possibly be to end my life.

Right now, I’m laying on the couch, and I can hear my husband reading our four year old a bedtime story using silly voices.

Life gets better. Make sure you’re there to see it.

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Some more Sharkpup babies! Mako Sharkpup, Great White Sharkpup and Tiger Sharkpup for all your toothy cuteness needs

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completely illegal how dare u exist like this

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“Hello Master. It’s been a while”

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“We deserve to shine”

A brand new song featured in the brand new Dove self esteem Project SU video :

https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/1019673392855863296

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please... if you’re going to attempt to speak in “old” english

THOU is the subject (Thou art…) THEE is the object (I look at thee) THY is for words beginning in a consonant (Thy dog) THINE is for words beginning in a vowel (Thine eyes)

this has been a psa

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why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

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Pokemon by Daewf

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Please CN, finish this.

Egoraptor, speaking truth to power.

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golden eagle having a relaxing time

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I love this. This brings back memories.

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