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pixesemma · 2 days ago

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hotel experience

#can't relate #when my parents got a new bed i got their old one. and while that's a queen size you fucking bet i sleep in the middle of that thing #i love the miles of space i have. can't imagine that'd be any different in a king size #ofc when the cats join me they like to lay down exactly in the middle anyway

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pixesemma · 4 days ago

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#Oh shit i know this one #loved this game when i was a kid #had a bit of a crush on the grey rabbit dude. yeah.

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pixesemma · 4 days ago

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this is so fucking funny I love sharks

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pixesemma · 4 days ago

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Fire!!

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pixesemma · 5 days ago

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When people say they don’t have time for their hobbies they usually have plenty of time, but they spend 8 hours a day on their phone.

#that's a fair point #but also:#i don't have time for My hobbies because all of them take a million billion years and I can't do any of them simultaneously :(#like what do you mean i can't do a jigsaw puzzle and play a video game and complete my miniature diorama set and play that other video game #at the same time? I have to Choose??? Cruel and unusual

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pixesemma · 7 days ago

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It has come to my attention that some of you have not actually seen the music video for Ghengis Khan by Miike Snow so I've taken it on myself to end your ignorance of this piece of cinema

#holy shit???#absolute cinema #imagine you're one of those guards and you just gotta stand there and witness this all day #'how was work honey' Oh you know. my supervillain boss is trying to seduce his arch enemy like some kind of tropical bird #and it seems to be working #Also? the reveal at the end? 10/10 #like i was going 'wait what about his wi- Ooooh

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pixesemma · 8 days ago

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Nothing like holding my love

#i've got those winx club dvd's :D #but the 3ds cartridges are funny considering those things are famously breaking down in record pace #like i spot Pokemon x in there. you know what my 100% legit Pokemon x cartridge does?#it hard crashes my entire ds #but at least the game starts so that's something?#actually that's the reason i modded my ds initially bc i never finished the game back in the day so i started over #but it turns out my cartridge was corrupted. bc it's just randomly crash #always in the same way tho. like you could avoid it by doing arbitrary things like lead with a different Pokemon or fighting a wild one #instead of a trainer or battling trainers in a different order or talking to a trainer rather than having them walk up to you #until i encountered a cutscene that i couldn't different-approach my way around it crashing #so then i modded my ds instead :D #my cartridge's dump was just as corrupt so i went and got some 'physical media' by transferring the contents of a physical server #hosted on the internet onto my physical micro sd card #peace and love on planet earth #sometimes your physical media needs to be home-made you know?

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pixesemma · 11 days ago

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fWhip sits perched in the window of a sandstone building, specifically the one that allows the moon to light the papers scattered across the floor desk in the Copper King’s bedroom.

“I still don’t understand why you choose to work on the floor instead of a nice chair.” fWhip quips, leaning further into the room to take a peak at the pages. Some legal looking stuff in Pixandrian, nothing fun. “I could make you a sturdy one, ya’know. Your knees are killing me.”

“Says the man with chronic back pain?” Pix doesn’t so much as glance from his work, grinning.

“Hey, that’s not just from bad posture! I got wings! One’s actually attached to my body!”

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pixesemma · 18 days ago

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well if i cant have the copper king know about the minecraft copper update then i will simply have the descendants of his kingdom aware of it instead. modern day pixandrians i will not forsake you

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pixesemma · 20 days ago

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for anyone in the UK, needing to access discord and unable or unwilling to provide an ID: