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rivulet smoking joints

kidnapping saint for more joints

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if life gives you lemons, you eat them

-albert einstien trust me

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best rap battle between chell and gordon from both valve hit games portal and half life

chell:................ gordon: ............. (backround: minor fracture detected) chell: ................ gordon: ...........

WHO WON?? SAY IT BELOW

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i have something very political to say

KIA ---> NOKIA >>>> NOKIA >>>>>> KIA> IKEA> NOKIA>>> KIA, NOKIA, IKEA :0

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run, outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run faster than my bullet

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not rainworld talk

WHAT IF, hear me out, i hit you with a sock filled with stones, and then 2 years later hit you with a airsoft gun detachable barrel which one would hurt you more?

if you said the barrel your SOO wrong! cause i never specified what type, size and material of the rocks you BAFOON, I NEVER SPECIFIED WHAT TYPE OF SIZED SOCK I MASHED YOUR HEAD IN WITH! I COULDVE HID A BOULDER IN IT, but a high quality barrel of a toy gun will probably not let you outa the house for a bit.

either way please keep an eye out your closest window to you when you read this.

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this is MY reaction, that FACE is MY reaction when you make a JOKE SOOO STUPID that i want TO SHOOT MYSELF. ugh you guys suck

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theoretically

if i hit you really hard in the back of the head with a bat, would you have been batted or gotten brain damage, if you said you got brain damage, your right! even though you shouldnt, the skull is built to protect our brain i believe and it cant even do its job, personally, i think you should rot in a corner and enhance your skull damage res skills.

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throwing knives off the empire state building

OH ma god i just got a way better idea than my other one.

listen, what if, we threw knives off the empire state building, or even better if we threw ourselves, the more we get the better the kilstreak yknow?

oh yeah thats an amazing idea, maybe in 20 or so years ill go try it out.

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rock throw off mountain

if i were to throw a rock of a cliff with a bunch of people at the bottom, would the rain hitting the rock really hard accelerate it enough to hurt someone?

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if its called the downpour in rainworld then why is rainworld called rainworld if the rain is considered a downpour

also i found this image