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heyyyy to all the women out there i hope you get to have a pasta dinner soon. to men i hope you are repenting

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happy lesbian visibility week

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#they’re in love 🥺

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Rachel Weisz as Evelyn O'Connell in The Mummy Returns (2001)

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How To Validate A Child’s Work Without Swearing and Saying “Lil Dude That’s Fuckin Sick”

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has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders

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my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

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I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’

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everyone's doomed by the narrative bitch let's get you some fruit

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These are so fun to make

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it’s insane how much of a difference it makes whether you feel safe with a person or not

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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

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It's been 55 days and 75 years

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How we weigh an octopus!