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god i needed this

this one’s for all the fat girls who’ve cried in dressing rooms 💗

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tired rant #1

wow. being a female is fucking bullshit. like... most days it’s fine, but then one day you’re just MAD at LITTERALLY EVERYTHING and you don’t know why... and then you start bleeding from your goddamn vagina for days, and you wreck all your underwear and your a complete mess.... then there’s all the products and shit that you have to get so that you DONT LOOK LIKE THE MESS THAT YOU ARE and that’s really fucking expensive.... and then fuckers with penises are like OH ITS NOT THAT BAD YOUR JUST OVER EXAGERATING because they get payed 30% more and get more respect and more credibility and more employment opportunities and have more rights and don’t bleed from their sex organs every 4 weeks. you know what’s especially bullshit? that, since forever, females have had to fight for the rights to be treated the same as males... get over the bar of society and every time we jump they raise the fucking bar. oh... and don’t forget the fact that we can’t have a genuine interest in anything or find our own style or anything... like to wear black? “goth wannabe” like superheroes? “nerd/geek wannabe” like to wear less clothes? “whore/slut”... we are treated like object, not people, and it has to stop.

wow. that got political (i’m very tired and my patience is gone and i’m really mad).....

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dope art style

The unfortunate fate of Cyrus Delinski.

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i identify as this duck 😂

Decide to make a special post about Ducky because Ducky were my favorite part of this game and this video! Ducky is BEST tiny buddy in the Zom Zom Apocalypse!!! :D

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pansexual

Reblog if you're apart of the LGBTQ+ community, and your orientation, so I can find you, follow you, and learn more about you, and your identification!! Let me be educated! I want to love everybody!!

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me every day

it's like i'm tired and unmotivated all day but then at 2am i seddenly get the energy to build a greek monument, find atlantis, write a novel and cure cancer haha

That’s pure dedication right there!! Goddamn dude!

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dad: go to bed, it's 12:45

me: no

dad: wtf why not?!

me: KUZ MY HAIR IS PERFECT

dad:

me:

dad:

me:

papa: just let her stay up. when ur hair is perfect there's nothing that gets in ur way

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HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING!!!! fuck iphones.. i wanna screw with my teachers and parents with this amazing piece of science

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This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

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why is it that, like, when you've got earbuds... THE LEFT ONE ALWAYS BURNS OUT FIRST!!!!! without fail... any pair of earbuds i've ever had.. the left one stops working first......... even though they're both playing at the same time?!?!? DAFUQ BRO am i alone in this?? i hope i'm not alone

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my literal nightmare... 😬😰

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I don’t know what’s better in this, Justin’s glee or Travis and Griffin’s nervousness

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the wall is rebelling

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we fulfilled trumps dream. THE WALL. red is america green is everyone else lol

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not feelin great..

yo ... so last night (02/22) my parents little butcher shop burned down. it was family owned and my dad built it from the ground up.... i'm actually super stressed and depressed about it and shit so... yea... :/ i have no fucking idea why i posted this.. i guess this is just me venting to someone.. even if it's just tumblr..... and the internet

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me during a test..

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the way jack says ‘um’ reblog if u agree

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the eternal question.... one that all humanity thinks about... the left watches both watches and the right watches the other witch watch watches. the watches are watching the right witch so to recap.. the left witch watches two watches which watch the right witch which watches the left witch watching two watches

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well.. thank you anyway!! i'm on wattpad too and i've just got a few unfinished stories. i just really, really appreciate that you like my content... this is my first and only "social media" and i was just hoping i was doing hingis right...!

+10 self esteem

shoutout to @sorielsdaughter for all the support i just got. i just got on to see how much you were liking my content… and i just wanted to thank you!!!

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YOYO JACKABOY!!!! HAPPY 27th BRUH!!!!! HAVE A BOSS ASS YEAR, YOU SEXY GREENBEAN